Jeffrey Epstein, Pervert
He lives on the same street two blocks east of me, and his house is reported to be the largest in Manhattan, and I have bumped into him at times—literally—but he is as disgusting a human being as it is possible to be and still be out of jail. But not for long. Jeffrey Epstein, a big-time Noo Yawk investment manager and multi-billionaire has agreed to plead guilty to soliciting underage prostitutes at his Palm Beach mansion in a deal that will send him to prison for about 18 months.
This is the semi-official announcement. The reality is somewhat different. Epstein got his start when Lesley Wexner, the Limited department store tycoon, took him under his wing and showed him the ropes, so to speak. Needless to say, there were a hell of a lot of rumours flying around about the tutelage, but what is certain is that Epstein ended up becoming a multi-billionaire financial adviser and close friend to Bill Clinton and Ghislaine Maxwell. Epstein flew Clinton around Africa on his private jet, partied with Prince Andrew and became a business partner of Mort Zuckerman, the real estate shark who poses as a writer and columnist in the newspaper and magazine he owns.
Once, walking down my street towards the park, we came face to face and I refused to give way and bumped into him. He protested. “In the past, people like you would get off the sidewalk for people like me under the penalty of death..." said I, evoking a Samurai custom. He was appalled but there was nothing he could do, as he had stepped out without his heavies. A Vanity Fair article about three years ago hinted at sexual shenanigans but was not specific. I knew better but libel laws prevent me from spilling the beans. Now, according to newspaper reports, Epstein has made a deal with the Feds, and will get a few months in a country club jail. What is known is that he had under age girls in his Florida mansion giving massages and oral sex. What I know is that these girls were not pros, but daughters of trailer park trash parents who were brought to him by the pimps he employed to do just that. Tabloids in the UK have hinted that Ghislaine Maxwell was the beard while the two went on fishing expeditions. I’m not so sure.
What is sure is that Andrew Windsor is a fool. Clinton never had and never will have any dignity, but Andrew does represent Britain in a way, and should behave accordingly.
Students of Ancient Greece might pick up the signals: very young boys resemble very young girls, but if you need more details all you have to do is pick up professor Dover’s classic, Greek Homosexuality. What I find disgusting is that a billionaire or a celebrity can get away with murder in the Land of the Depraved , as this Proctor man just did in Los Angeles, and as Epstein has in plea bargaining a lousy 18 months. Here is Conrad Black facing years in the pokey for—in my opinion— enriching Telegraph stock owners as well as himself, and a Clinton-Maxwell-Zuckerman buddy can plea bargain massages with underage “girls,” and do soft time in a country club.
And speaking of Spectator owners, I was extremely sad to read of Ian Gilmour’s death. Lord Gilmour was the first man to write a letter to Conrad when Lord Black and I had our famous falling out over Marc Rich and Israel. In fact he also wrote a letter of support when I got into trouble and was sent to Pentonville 25 years ago. For drug possession, I might add. He never once remonstrated with me over my undying support for Lady Thatcher because, unlike so many hypocrites in politics, Ian Gilmour actually practiced what he preached. He was a high Tory and Libertarian and he let people be. Under his ownership and while he was editor the Speccie hit an all-time high of prestige and influence, and by the time I joined it in 1977, people were still talking about the good old Gilmour days.
My close friend was his second son, Oliver, who is a conductor, who like his siblings was very close to his parents. In fact, the Gilmour family was a strange one. For England, that is. They actually all loved each other and got along. The only other one I know that’s as close are the Somersets. Ian Gilmour dancing with Margaret Thatcher back in 1981 is a picture that will always remain in my mind. There was no love lost between them but I never heard either say something scurrilous about the other. The worse thing I heard Ian say about Lady T was that she lacked a sense of humour. When I told Lady T that Ian Gilmour was against a fifth runway at Heathrow because it made living nearby hell, she looked at me, smiled, and said one word:"Good." Politics would be a far better profession to be involved with if people like Ian Gilmour and Maggie Thatcher were still active. Alas, things do not get better, although politicians keep promising that they will. Let’s have more Gilmours and Thatchers and fewer Blairs and Camerons.



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“. . .a celebrity can get away with murder in the Land of the Depraved , as this Proctor man just did in Los Angeles . . .”
I assume the reference is to Phil Spector.
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What? What the f---? Epstein said,
““In the past, people like you would
get off the sidewalk for
people like me under the penalty of death.”
What the hell “past”, and where, is he talking
about? Maybe Japan under the Shoguns, but
in that case Taki would be the one bearing
arms and the privilege of summary execution.
In ancient China, merchants were considered
lower than farmers or artisans, because they
didn’t really produce anything. They’re
re-earning that reputation in China today,
and if they’re not careful they might have
another peasants’ revolt on their hands,
and all those American fortunes-on-paper
will turn into toilet paper. Speaking of
which, while visiting Indonesia for the past
week I’ve been a multi-millionaire in the local
currency, at around 8,000 rupiah to one Aussie
dollar. Paper fortunes and paper billionaires
are so, so, so fungible…
...and so are the Jeffrey Epsteins and the
depraved conditions which support them for
such perilously brief moments. Thanks, Taki,
for reminding me how idyllic and upspoiled -
both ecologically and socially - my new home and
haven on the coast
of Western Australia is, compared to
New York or London. Here in Western Oz, the
only creatures who refuse to give way are
the kangaroos, and that’s only because they’re
unable to hop backward, but otherwise they’re
more agreeable company than you’re evidently
encountering in Manhattan.
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Amusing story about Manhattan privilege… to think such a stellar reputation could be ruined by rolling around with shiksa tramps… can see it now - misty eyed mom and dad proclaiming “my jeffrey would never do such a thing"… oy vey
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Taki, you’re a veritable Don Quixote of La Mancha taking swipes at all the windmills of our day. whats that famous saying one hears from time to time...all that is needed for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
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“In the past, people like you would
get off the sidewalk for
people like me under the penalty of death.”
John Ball - the way I read it it was Taki who said that, not the pervert.
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‘Once, walking down my street towards the park, we came face to face and I refused to give way and bumped into him. He protested. “In the past, people like you would get off the sidewalk for people like me under the penalty of death...” [So] said I, evoking a Samurai custom.’
Like President Bush about WMD, I may be the victim of bad intelligence, but I just heard that Columbia University president Lee “I Hate Iran” Bollinger has accused Taki of wanting to wipe Jeffrey Epstein off the map. Can anti-Taki demonstrations be far away?
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It serves you right! You left the yobs,Only to find the pervs.GO YANKEES!
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Perverts are making the rules in our upside down world. Liberals have anointed a pervert, the fairy king, andrew sullivan, a conservative.
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TT says: I knew better but libel laws prevent me from spilling the beans.
Couldn’t you have done anything to prevent more girls becoming victim to this pervert? (I know they were only ‘trailer-trash’ but still...)
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Andrew, yes now I see. And if Taki was the one who said it to Epstein then I’d consider it perfectly good manners.
A gentleman is one who never offends unintentionally.
As for leaving London yobs for New York snobs and pervs, I reiterate: I find Western Australia to be incredibly unpolluted ecologically AND socially. With all due respect to my native country, I’ve never cared much for its jingoistic national anthem’s lyrics, a celebration of the bloody stupid War of 1812 in which
the British (or rather, Canadian) burning of the White House was payback for the American invasion of Canada and burning of Toronto, then called “York.” (The anthem’s music, however, is the melody of an 18th century English drinking song, “To Anacreon in Heaven”.) “Land of the free, home of the brave?” Sounds more like Switzerland. More agreeable to me is Australia’s unofficial anthem, celebrating a poor vagabond sheep-thief who chose death instead of prison,
“You’ll never take me alive, said he!”
A further digression while I’m at it: “Waltzing Matilda” was set to the tune of
an 18th century song about a typical British Army grunt, who enlisted because
there was no opportunity for him in England:
“Take the King’s shilling for Marlboro and me.
Take the King’s shilling. Take the King’s shilling.
Take the King’s shilling for Marlboro and me…
...``Now I,’’ said the young man, ``have oft endured the parish queue.
There is no wages or employment for me.
Salvation or danger,
That’ll be my destiny.
To be a soldier for Marlboro and me.’’
http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/folk-song-lyrics/Marching_Through_Rochester.htm
During the Napoleonic wars the lyrics were updated to, “for Wellington and me.”
Then in the depressed economy following those wars, many of the economically ruined, discarded veteran Tommies who fought for King and Country moved to Australia (willingly, not just the transported criminals.) I think this legacy might account for the relative lack of jingoism among the otherwise very patriotic Australians, and the essentially modest hedonism of the “Australian Dream” - the people who settled this country didn’t regard themselves (like so many Americans) as
any “Chosen People” with a Divine mission, but rather as “the Damned” who
yearned for, and finally found, a fair go and a decent life.
I think Americans ought to learn more from the Australians, how a prosperous and incredibly free “new world” country doesn’t need to regard itself as any shining “city on a hill” or representative of a New Order of the Ages,
in order to be an extraordinarily decent
and enviable place to live. And I think, maybe, what has saved Australia’s soul in the long run has been its original condition as a country whose first settlers regarded themselves as sinners rather than saints. I mean, the American superstition of “American Exceptionalism”, the belief that America is somehow a sinless, or Divinely ordained/appointed nation, does not exist in Australia, and Australia is a lucky country for that.
In light of which, I’m beginning to think many of the anti-Lincoln writers and commenters here have a good point. I cannot imagine an Australian Lincoln, and I can’t imagine Australians having a Civil War and convincing themselves that it’s part of any Divine Plan, or writing anti-christ hymns like the “Battle Hymn of the Republic.” I’ll take “Waltzing Matilda” over “Glory Glory Halleluiah”,
any day.
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@John
I am glad that you like Australia, which in many ways
seems like a very nice country (in others, not so hot,
but nobody is perfect).
The American exceptionalism that you deplore comes from
before Lincoln. , God knows that Jefferson was not
precisely free of it, what with his vision of Democracy
(a vision that blinded him about the French Revolution)
And of all the practicioners of that pernicious doctrine
Lincoln was the most blameless since he was, rather than
setting himself as a missionary to foreing lands, trying
to keep the one he had from being torn to pieces (yes,
I know about the right to secede and all that, but I
do not think that any of us would have liked to live in
a North American Balkans, with fifty independent
republics which went to war agains each other over
border disputes and such. I am a congenital pessimist
about things like that).
Well, enjoy your new home, and don’t forget to write.
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Taki,
The Speccie just was not the same without you, and here is one person who will allow his subs to lapse if they find you too hot to handle in the future.
A little disturbed however that you mix with such low lives as Bob Geldof, and trust this is but a passing fad.
Keep up the naming and shaming. You’re the only one with the guts to do so.
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Taki,
Small error, J.E. can’t live 2 blocks East of you unless you are just camp in Central Park these days.
He is my neighbor, on 71st between 5th and Mad so it can be only one of the other cardinal points.
Best,
G./
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Last week I was worried that you had disappeared for good. Don’t worry about the break - your column is the best in the Spectator week-on-week - just carry on as you were: the odd “missing” column doesn’t matter now I have your site.
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Cracking last name Taki - love it. Good to have you back this week. Regards, Grant
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America has got to the point of
censoring the Star-Spangled Banner. I can understand
why
the lawyers were having kittens.
At least Claus
had the decency to call, or at least the curiosity.
During the Greek Junta period, Ritsos and Seferis
were forbidden poets, a far more dangerous censorship
than that of the sexual exploits of the
well - stuffed dead.
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I have three questions.
1) Was Jeffrey’s sexuality (gay or straight) questioned in your piece.
2) When Epstein is released, assuming he’ll do time, will people still do business with him?
3) Where does Leslie Wexner, clean-cut Mid-Western man, come out on all of this. He still in touch with his good friend, JE.?
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To John Warren,
Where Leslie Wexner comes in: He is gay. His marriage is a sham. he and Epstein have been the subject of rumors for years. Wexner practically GAVE that huge townhouse to Epstein. Wexner never comes to NYC because everyone knows about him.. In Ohio, no one asks questions, and he and his “wife” are huge fish in a little pond.
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WONDERING IF THERE IS ANY VERDICT ON THIS PERVERT YET. ANYONE KNOW?????
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