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Entry: Christmas on the West Bank Link: http://www.takimag.com/site/article/christmas_on_the_west_bank#11611 Post contents: Whot kind of madness is this now?........I like the fare of the Levant as much as the next guy but....Feta Cheese Cigarettes? Why not end the historicist affair by inviting the local Gun Club to check windage and update the sighting on the Town Howitzer with a little artillery incoming right about the time the guests have hit the mid-point on the beloved and draining hooch bottles. Self Defense is next to ...well, it's damn well next to imperative. If there aint no Howitzer at the local Armory, a good old fashioned D8 dozing might do just as well. Don't forget to line everybody up in the cold and check papers for a few hours before they get through the front door. Before hand though, shake hands with that in law you think a supreme boor and announce that this will be the best Christmas Repast Ever, then smack the cretins drooling child while he's not looking. Sent at: 2008 10 06