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Entry: Iowa Buys Organic Link: http://www.takimag.com/blogs/article/iowa_buys_organic#13266 Post contents: With the group of mewling starlets we are currently confronted with , I suggest an alternative. I believe we should hold a National Caucus where we gather all the drunks within a 3 block radius of Union Square in San Francisco , herd them into a rope pen in the middle of the central Piazza and tell them whoever gives the most heart-rending speech on the glories of hooch, judged by a panel of unemployed retired Comintern Bolsheviki, they will be given the keys to a White House stocked with Tokay. For Congress, perhaps the same contest but with Meth Heads assembled in Pioneer Square in Portland and judged by a panel of glue huffers from Helena. The Judiciary? Why they'll be appointed by the drunk in the White House but vetted by the Meth Heads in Congress. In Free Volatiles We Trust. Sent at: 2008 10 07