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Entry: Cheney Converts to Islam Link: http://www.takimag.com/site/article/cheney_converts_to_islam#305 Post contents: Embassy of South Wazooistan Washington, D.C. Sir: You are entirely mistaken. There is no terrorist activity in South Wazooistan, on the South Wazooistan borders, or around South Wazooistan. However, because your highly offensive and falsified report might endanger the $500 million that South Wazooistan receives each year to prevent terrorist activity in South Wazooistan, on the South Wazooistan borders, or around South Wazooistan, we are forced to hire Richer Perle, at the steep (but ultimately cheap) price of twelve million dollars a year, to represent us in Washington. There he will be able to dispel these cheap and tawdry lies, at the rate of a million a month. (Remember, we get $500 million a year. A hearty thank-you to your American taxpayer readers). Thank you for correcting the record on your glob. That is South Wazooistani for "blog." Truly yours Upyur Wazoo Ambassador For Life (and then some) Embassy of South Wazooistan Sent at: 2008 12 01