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Entry: Unnatural Arts and Sports Link: http://www.takimag.com/site/article/unnatural_arts_and_sports#7756 Post contents: PS, now I remember a scene from "The Last Emperor." The eunuchs in the Forbidden City were being streeted, and they were carrying their organs in little boxes, because they couldn't be deprived of the right to be "buried as a Whole Man." So I guess when Nurse Ratched takes over in 2009, someone can make a fortune manufacturing 150 million of those little boxes for the males of America. But wait! Some of us won't go willingly into that good night of Nurse Ratched. Here's a better idea. How about manufacturing a few million little "organ boxes" - cheap fungible ones - and whenever Hillary and Nancy Pelosi sign some new enabling, or rather disabling, acts in the name of the Femintern, we can organise a mass-protest, millions of men mailing those empty eunuch-boxes to Hillary and Nancy with a note, "NO DEPOSIT, NO RETURN!" PPS, please, no feeble jokes about my surname here. :-) It seems to have been a corruption of a Viking name, "Bald" meaning "Bold." ("Baldwin" is related.) In any case I'm not giving up my surname or my more precious family jewels, not even after Nurse Ratched takes over. But then she'll have no jurisdiction over me in Australia, where our new Prime Minister Kevin Rudd will win the coming election regardless of his enjoyment of a few drinks at a strippers' club - something that would get him lynched by Hillary's Femintern. Sent at: 2008 07 08