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Entry: Vive La France! Link: http://www.takimag.com/site/article/vive_la_france1#807 Post contents: Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French? A. I give up. ================================================ Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried. ================================================= Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army. ================================================= Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel? A. So the French government could to flee to London. ================================================== Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks? A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind! =================================================== Q: Why was Jesus not born in France? A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin. =================================================== www.i-hate-france.com Sent at: 2008 07 06