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Message: Entry: All Soul's Day Link: http://www.takimag.com/site/article/all_souls_day#8376 Post contents: Alright all you LAZY Catholics, who learned a bunch of nothing in CCD! Y’all better learn some Catholic Dogma REAL FAST! And some Calvinist dogma too, and how to refute it. (Start with St. Bob Bellarmine, who wiped the floor with little Johnny Calvin.) Because in the person of Peter Ramus, NATHAN HAS COME TO JUDGEMENT! It want do anymore to sit on your butts and quote a Catholic encyclopedia a century old, or the “consistent teaching of the Popes” (as if Paul IV of Cum nimis absurdam didn’t belong in the dock at Nürnberg, or sharing a bench in the glass booth in Jerusalem), or misquote Church documents, or pretend that Vatican II isn’t Magisterial. So MOVE IT!, MOVE IT! MOVE IT! and know your Faith around here! Mr. Ramus, I have welcomed your presence here to keep Catholics on their toes. BUT WATCH OUT! The Tisos, Tetzels, Torquemadas, Dollfußes, and the more-papal-than-the-Pope who haunt these pages will fiercely demand your removal, call you “highjacker” (and thus proving they flunked the analogy section of the SAT), whine for you to “give it a rest”, and use every rhetorical and logical fallacy found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies, and even make up some fallacies never heard before in song or rhyme. (but I bet you can handle it!) Just don’t try to defend Cromwell or the Salem Trials, and I’ll not defend Guy Fawks. Sent at: 2008 11 21