Despite my best efforts to embrace all God’s creatures with my loving spirit, Jon and Kate Gosselin are impossible to esteem. I simply cannot understand why two people would ever contemplate having sextuplets. They say they were unable to select one embryo from the six their doctor created for them through in vitro fertilization. But why not? Did they actually want six babies at the same time? Did they imagine they were being unfair to the discarded embryos?  Was it for some sort of guilt or religious fear? Were they hoping to use these children for shekels, and dare I say, stardom? 

Whatever the reasons, they had eight kids, and decided to go on television. They sold their souls, and their children’s souls, in the process. We all know what happens to people who sell their souls now don’t we.  But I wonder, have they figured it out yet?  Or are they too stupid?

That these people have been shamelessly promoted by demonic trash hounds, who ought to rot in hell for their sins against humanity, is not entirely their fault (though, I am certain, they do little to curb the publicity the demonic trash hounds provide them with on TV and in print.) The Gosselins have become the most popular freak show around, and everyone has something to say about them. I recently read on Page Six that the Suzie Wong Sake Lounge is planning an “Anti-Gosselin” fundraiser for Planned Parenthood to make “a point of thinking of the victims, the children of their loveless marriage.”

Every day, there’s more news about that bloated bum calling himself a father, and his bank balance. When will it stop? The situation is totally egregious. The Gosselins should be out of the spotlight immediately. Someone must have the sense to help them out of this atrocious mess. Where is Dr Phil when he is needed? 

Why isn’t there some sort of legislation limiting the number of babies one woman can have via in vitro fertilization? People concerned with the rights of unborn fetuses should be more concerned with the needs of children. No child could possibly get what he or she needs in a two parent family with seven other siblings. Oh yes, did I forget to mention the Gosselins already had twins. Since we’re on the subject, lets talk about that other monster, Octomom. She should have an orphanage instead of a womb. I wonder how Octomom and the Gosselins justify their actions simply because science allows them to. There are so many children waiting to be adopted.  And,what kind of a world makes it impossible for homosexuals to adopt children when the alternative for these children is so much worse than the Birdcage?  Furthermore, when did the ability to screw, or buy an embryo, make anyone fit to parent?  I just don’t understand people sometimes. Fuck you I say to those righteous simpletons who haven’t the slightest clue when it come to being a good Christian.

Bonking in shantytown? Feeling sexy and slumming it? No one blames you, life is rough, and there isn’t much else to do but get wasted. 

But no more babies! Says Mayor Michael Laws of Wanganui, wherever that may be, who seems to think drug-addicted child abusers shouldn’t be having children. Laws thinks the cost to the state (New Zealand), and the children, is too high. He is saying that everybody would benefit from the government paying degenerate souls not to have children. The obvious criticism here is one would still be throwing money at the problem. It is uncertain whether or not he suggested they receive free sterilization if they so desire. Laws targets liberal campaigns to end violence, as ineffective. Rightly so. He goes after welfare beneficiaries who abuse the system. Now there is much ado, and some journalist for the Dominion-Post was incensed by Laws’ suggestions. 

No doubt, there are many arguments to be made against eugenics, especially because of the perversion of Francis Galton’s doctrines by Adolf Hitler. Picking and choosing which races or individuals should be chosen to refine humanity is impossible in this day and age. Though, I simply don’t see why the debate is taboo. And, why people cannot separate their ability to be empathetic with their ability to reason. Is there really anybody out there who thinks child abuse and neglect is inconsequential?

Basically, it comes down to how capable an individual is to serve a community and achieve his or her personal goals. We know that uneducated children born into poverty and drug addiction are likely to remain ignorant, poor, and miserable. Therefore, it seems logical to stigmatize ghetto breeding and provide an incentive for abstinence in those milieus. Clearly, the logistics of Laws’s idea are too complicated for any bureaucracy to manage. Especially if sterilization is not mandatory. Anyway, I doubt this will ever come to pass. The threat of penalty or incarceration is not really viable either. Furthermore, the program would provide little in the way of triumph for the degenerate individual, as well as removing the possibility of a normal life for those who manage to get out of their situation.

Instead of incarceration or genocide, a good way to manage the miscreants of this world might be to enforce some sort of rigorous community service program with mandatory group therapy. A long term boot camp for violent people who have trouble obeying the law.  It might be based on a three strikes rule, and could apply to anyone over the age of 11. How and whether or not this program would be effective would depend on the individual communities that choose to adopt and enforce such a program for themselves. The solution would be for the long-term, and would require heavy participation from the middle and upper classes. Apart from the many logistical issues that would need to be addressed by each community willing to take on this task, there might still be people like the Jon Gosselins and Octomoms of this world who do not break the law, and who unfortunately, do not live in China. But whatever the solution to the crimes against innocent life might be, two things are for sure: there is absolutely nothing wrong with talking about it and minimizing irresponsible procreations is essential.