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September 29, 2014

Well, if that list didn”€™t kill your sex drive, I”€™m not sure what will.

Still, the asexual movement presses forward, fired up by its inability to get turned on. Once someone has “€œcome out”€ as asexual, these sexually inactive activists tend to do what members of every other allegedly “€œoppressed”€ special-interest identity group does: They lecture people.

DO NOT call them frigid.

DO NOT call them repressed.

DO NOT call them crazy.

DO NOT assume they were molested.

DO NOT suggest they have a hormonal imbalance.

DO NOT insinuate that they merely haven”€™t met someone who knows how to properly “€œdeliver the groceries.”€

Hilariously”€”because intersectional squabbling among self-designated victim groups is always hilarious”€”asexuals have tried noodling their way into the so-called LGBT movement, only to be rebuffed by many homosexuals, bisexuals, and transsexuals who scoff at the idea that asexuality is a sexual orientation. Many traditional “€œqueers”€ get their assless leather chaps chafed at asexuals who try to claim the term “€œqueer”€ for themselves, arguing that “€œqueer”€ denotes non-hetero manifestations of human sexuality”€”emphasis on the “€œsexuality.”€ Ironically, the asexuals”€”who refuse to take it in any hole”€”wind up getting it from all sides.

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