September 23, 2010

Did you grow up fighting?

Hell yeah, you kidding me? I grew up in Williamsburg [new hipster enclave in Brooklyn]. This is way back in the 70s and 80s before it went faggot. When I was a kid there wasn”€™t anybody on the L train, ever. You see all these big warehouses? After manufacturing left, the city decided to turn them all into rehabilitation for crackheads. Every second person was a fucking crackhead. You had to fight through them like zombies.

What about now? You said earlier you don”€™t feel like you belong in your own neighborhood.

What’s with all this organic shit? I heard you earlier ordering, what, veggie duck? What the fuck is that?

(laughs) It’s wheat gluten.

(laughs harder) What!? Wheat what? Can you hear yourself?

Forget it. You say that the old days was nothing but crackheads and violence and you what, you prefer that to fags like me eating wheat gluten?

I been here so long my rent is still under $300 but I still think I”€™m going to move to Queens. I can”€™t talk to people here. When I meet some of the people in bars around here, they ask me what country I”€™m from. They think I”€™m a Polack or some shit.

You look like a Polack or an Irishman but what’s Seppo, wop?

Estonian. The Russian Navy kidnapped my grandfather from there when he was 16. For ten years he toured the world while his family worried about him and wondered if he was dead. You don”€™t hear that when they talk about slavery and what the niggers went through. The Russian Navy would just steal people. He saw it all.

When he got to New York he just jumped ship. Like, he literally jumped off the boat and swam to the shore. Then he opened a brothel / gambling den in the Five Points. He knew how they worked from being a sailor. Plus, he could speak five languages. That’s how my name got to New York.

Wow, he was on some Gangs of New York shit.

Yeah, we”€™d still be there today but what happened was, the Italians came in and they murdered everybody. They took over that whole area which is why it’s Little Italy now. He went to Bay Ridge which is where all the Russians went. Now Bay Ridge is all Chinese and Italians. My Father moved us to Williamsburg. Down around here on Metropolitan.

Over by [strip club] Pumps?

Yeah! I ain”€™t been there in forever.

I like Pumps because they have American accents but Circles and Gallagher’s gets depressing because they have Eastern European accents and that makes me think of sexual slavery. They need to have been born here for me to get horny. There’s nothing sadder than a stripper with a Chinese accent. It makes you think of her huddled over a bucket in some container on the docks. You know what I mean?

Nope. I love fucking Asian chicks. Especially them Filipinas because they drink, they got asses and tits, and they love to fuck.

When we were stationed in Korea they shipped in these Filipino broads. You were supposed to pay $10 per drink to sit with them but you”€™d just go, “€œYeah, look, tomorrow’s my day off. Let’s meet here at 2PM.”€

For free?

Yeah, of course. Then you”€™d take them back to the barracks and just fuck the shit out of them. Sometimes, you”€™d hear your buddy outside your tent go, “€œHey, you mind if I?”€ and I”€™d go yeah sure. You”€™d come out and there”€™d be a whole line up of guys jerking it, waiting for their turn.

For free?

Yeah! They love that shit. I”€™d say it was OK as long as I was number one.

You mean “€œin her heart”€ or “€œchronologically”€?

Ha. In order. But I will say, I did kind of fall in love with one of them once. I wasn”€™t going to marry her, it wouldn”€™t have gone that far but I was at the point where I was going, “€œHey, I”€™m really starting to like this girl.”€ Then I seen her with some other grunt and I got all mad. I laughed about it later. You gotta laugh at yourself when you do stupid shit like that.

No offense but why are they letting American soldiers run trains on them for free? Is it a Green Card thing?

No it’s like a fantasy. You know, cops, firemen… Women get turned on by soldiers. Even in Fort Bragg, we”€™d be driving in some shitty car, pull up to a car full of girls and say, “€œHey, you wanna party with us?”€ Then we”€™d take them back to the barracks and fuck them all.

With condoms?

I do. A lot of the black guys don”€™t but that’s on them.

Is there a lot of fucking in the army?

This is the barracks I”€™m talking about. It’s for single guys. You don”€™t see married men in the barracks. But yeah, I”€™d say there’s still a lot of fucking in the army. People cheat. Blacks are the worst.

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