Violence in the Name of Compassion

As the elderly black female homeless Trump supporter was curled in the fetal position on the sidewalk while street swine jeered at her from all sides, a black man leaned over and told her that she’d brought it all on herself: Didn"€™t I tell you about five minutes ago that somebody's gonna ...

Whiteness: The Original Sin

According to the modern moral framework as it's dictated to us by academia's huddled rodents, the worst possible thing anyone can be is a racist. We are also increasingly lectured that all white people are racist"€”so racist, they don"€™t even realize it, even when they"€™re trying their best ...

Reclaiming Toxic Masculinity

It is always cause for deep personal grieving when I observe a nonsensical term that had long lurked on the fringes of leftist dogma beginning to leak its way into the mainstream vernacular, where it becomes so familiar that your average media-brainwashed moron can’t distinguish it from ...

Donald Trump

The Public Execution of a Manwhore

For me, the most disappointing takeaway from the Donald Trump Access Hollywood tapes was his stark admission that a woman once turned down his sexual advances. Even more disheartening was that he chose to clumsily apologize after his “extremely lewd” comments were made public. Suddenly ...

 President Rodrigo Duterte

The Strongman of The Philippines

Threatening to kill three million people is one thing, but comparing yourself to Hitler is really pushing it. Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte (pronounced “Doo-TAIR-tay”) learned this the hard way last week. On Friday while giving a speech in his hometown of Davao City, the ...

A Few Bad Skittles

It’s official: Donald Trump, Jr. compared Syrian refugees to a bowl of Skittles candy, which means he’s Hitler, and so is his dad, and so are you. Last Monday Trump’s son tweeted a picture of a bowl of Skittles that had the caption: If I had a bowl of skittles and told you three ...

Donald Trump

Smells Like Victory

America’s 2016 presidential campaign is turning out to be the longest Rocky movie ever made. Since the moment that Donald Trump announced his candidacy in June 2015, the scoffers and sneerers and naysayers have stated definitively that he is a Cheeto-colored buffoon who has absolutely no ...

The Day America Stumbled

Yesterday morning in Manhattan while attending memorial services for the fifteenth anniversary of 9/11, Hillary Clinton left prematurely and stumbled while multiple handlers attempted to gently shove her into a sleek black escape van. Her campaign initially blamed it on Clinton being ...

Donald Trump

“Dangerous Don” and his Dangerous Detractors

According to the professional pundits who are paid to dictate reality to us, Donald Trump is clearly an evil Satanic Nazi demon who will eat your babies and summon a nuclear holocaust. Oh, and he’s also a fear-monger. Exactly how dangerous is Trump? He’s apparently so dangerous, his ...

Pepe the Frog

Getting the Alt-Right Wrong

Last Thursday in Reno, presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton took a brief break from coughing up lesbian fur balls and practicing urban dance moves in order to introduce an unsuspecting American populace to the Alt-Right. In what may very well be a desperately flailing attempt to distract the ...