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Sergei Polunin

The Week That Perished

Jan 20 2019

The Week’s Most Pensive, Offensive, and Hypertensive Headlines GAY MAFIA HOBBLES “BAD BOY OF BALLET” Ukrainian-born Sergei Polunin is considered one of the world’s finest

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The Week That Perished

Jan 13 2019

The Week’s Most Jarring, Marring, and Scarring Headlines SHOULD FAT-SHAMING BE A HATE CRIME? Throughout human history until perhaps the past five years, everyone thought

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James Watson

The Week That Perished

Jan 06 2019

The Week’s Most Shameless, Aimless, and Blameless Headlines JAMES WATSON: STILL GLOOMY ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF AFRICA Nobel Prize-winning biologist James D. Watson helped decode

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The Week That Perished

Dec 30 2018

The Week’s Stinkiest, Kinkiest, and Dinkiest Headlines LEBRON JAMES APOLOGIZES TO JEWS FOR FALSELY SUGGESTING THEY HAVE A LOT OF MONEY Superstar basketballer and Rhodes

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Martina Navratilova

The Week That Perished

Dec 23 2018

The Week’s Rudest, Crudest, and Shrewdest Headlines RUDOLPH THE RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC REINDEER Yuletide is upon us, oh ye rosy-cheeked readers, and it wouldn’t be

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Bill Kristol

The Week That Perished

Dec 16 2018

The Week’s Most Profane, Insane, and Inhumane Headlines HURRAH! WEEKLY STANDARD SHUTS DOWN Ding-dong, the bloated neocon witch is dead! Bill Kristol, best known the

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Pope Francis

The Week That Perished

Dec 09 2018

The Week’s Most Demonic, Sardonic, and Chthonic Headlines POPE TO GAY PRIESTS: TAKE A HIKE In a new book based on an interview he gave

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The Week That Perished

Dec 02 2018

The Week’s Cruddiest, Muddiest, and Bloodiest Headlines TWITTER’S GRAND INCREDIBLE TRANS DELUSION If you’re worried about getting banned from Twitter, hard experience has shown us

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The Week That Perished

Nov 25 2018

The Week's Most Defective, Subjective, and Corrective Headlines DOG ACCUSED OF RACIST HATE CRIME Since “hate” is an entirely subjective term, it should never be

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Michelle Obama

The Week That Perished

Nov 18 2018

The Week’s Most Diverse, Averse, and Perverse Headlines MICHELLE OBAMA: PRETTY, YOU KNOW, LIKE, DUMB Michelle Obama is easily the most famous and beloved big-shouldered

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Dennis Hof

The Week That Perished

Nov 11 2018

The Week’s Most Pornographic, Typographic, and Demographic Headlines NEVADA VOTERS ELECT DEAD PIMP As the proprietor of Nevada’s Moonlite Bunnyranch and six other legal brothels,

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The Week That Perished

Sep 30 2018

COLLEGE PROGRAMS TEACH MEN TO BE LESS MANLY We live in a world where men, especially white men, feel as if they are entitled to

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The Week That Perished

Sep 09 2018

The Week’s Most Lyrical, Empirical, and Satirical Headlines SAUDIS BAN ONLINE SATIRE Saudi Arabia is a proud and noble kingdom known for throwing homosexuals from

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Prince Zeid bin Ra’ad Zeid al-Hussein

The Week That Perished

Sep 02 2018

The Week’s Most Psychotic, Despotic, and Quixotic Headlines U.N. URGES FACEBOOK TO FIGHT “HATE SPEECH” The United Nations was founded after a bad man with

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The Week That Perished

Aug 26 2018

The Week’s Most Informal, Abnormal, and Paranormal Headlines MIAMI HERALD ENDORSES CANDIDATE WHO SAYS SHE WAS ABDUCTED BY NORDIC SPACE ALIENS Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera is

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Aretha Franklin

The Week That Perished

Aug 19 2018

The Week’s Most Captivating, Titillating, and Nauseating Headlines ARGUMENT OVER “QUEEN OF SOUL” LEADS TO SHOOTING Aretha Franklin passed into the giant donut shop in

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The Week That Perished

Aug 12 2018

The Week’s Most Reptilian, Vaudevillian, and Crocodilian Headlines WEST HOLLYWOOD VOTES TO REMOVE TRUMP’S “WALK OF FAME” STAR The City of West Hollywood is a

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Letters

Aug 06 2018

The Magical World of African Journalism Last night I threw the Magic Mouse bones. The long leg bone landed on top of the short arm

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President Donald Trump

The Week That Perished

Aug 05 2018

The Week’s Dumbest, Numbest, and Glummest Headlines TRUMP KEEPS CALLING PEOPLE DUMB It has been firmly established beyond the mildest whisper of a doubt that

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Letters

Jul 30 2018

Mamas, Don’t Let Your Theybies Grow Up to Be Cowqueers Here is the full definition of “gender” from Merriam-Webster, the edition that came out about

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John Cowell

The Week That Perished

Jul 29 2018

The Week’s Most Kissable, Transmissible, and Impermissible Headlines “PROUD BOYS” FALSELY DRAGGED INTO OAKLAND STABBING MURDER Last Sunday night in Oakland, an 18-year-old black female

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Letters

Jul 23 2018

London Squalling From today’s article London Squalling comes this gem: “ITS LIKE THEY SAY, SMALL HANDS…” Dear me, isn’t that an example of hand shaming?

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Alejandro Alvarez Villegas

The Week That Perished

Jul 22 2018

The Week’s Skankiest, Wankiest, and Crankiest Headlines ILLEGAL ALIEN, DEPORTED 11 TIMES, ACCUSED OF ATTACKING WIFE WITH A CHAINSAW (We would first like to apologize

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Letters

Jul 16 2018

Those Poor, Helpless Indian Savages The modern narrative of the noble savage does not mesh well with the idea of multiculturalism. The Comanches remind me

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The Week That Perished

Jul 15 2018

The Week’s Most Mutated, Castrated, and Backdated Headlines “COWBOY”: A RACIST AND SEXIST TERM THAT NEEDS TO BE SCALPED If you’re a nonwhite female who’s

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Letters

Jul 09 2018

You Couldn’t Handle a Revolution Jim Goad has done a brutally brilliant job of dissecting the Left’s attempt to make us common folk fall into