March 11, 2016

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I enjoy watching stand-up, but sometimes I look at these poor bastards standing on a stage for $20 and I just think, “€œYou poor bastard.”€ If they came from big, happy families, they”€™d be the funny guy at the dinner table making their cousin Donny laugh until milk came out his nose. They”€™d be content amusing their inner circle and not have to stand on a stage and plead for a roomful of strangers to clap for them.

It’s not remotely controversial to say comedians are insecure and almost unanimously depressed. I believe this comes from having parents who didn”€™t love them. Not only are they drawn to stand-up because it mimics validation, they are drawn to the career because it’s the perfect career for the unloved. A family man can”€™t disappear for months and months at a time touring the country in his Honda Civic and getting paid in beer to make 35 people giggle at Chuckles. The more we respect the family and the idea of procreation, the less we respect their profession. Louis C.K. divorced his wife not long after they made two kids. Trump’s Great Again America sees that as a failure. The totally hip alternative America sees it as awesome.

Donald Trump is a constant reminder that plenty of us had parents who loved us and made us feel good about ourselves. We have mimicked this success story and created families of our own. We”€™re happy and what’s worse, we”€™re content. For the most part, comics are miserable people who developed the ability to make light of a bad situation. We get laughs from them because we”€™re not in a bad situation so it’s like doing a shot after you won the lottery. To us, seeing a comedy show is like taking Prozac when you”€™re not depressed. It’s a bonus. To the comedians, it’s what they need to stave off suicide. The more America becomes great again, the less resonance the kvetchers have. And when your entire ethos is based on complaining, you don”€™t want prosperity. It bums you out.

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