At his own wedding, Kanye said his pulchritudinous bride was “more beautiful than I am talented,” which guests thought was just “the cutest.” Americans laugh at this asshole in polite company, but in public they”d much rather kiss his black ass (which he insists he doesn”t enjoy). No failure is too great to prevent praise for this Afro-American tumor. Back when my kids went to public school, their school library featured a large-type book all about his life (academia has become consumed with progressive biographies of minorities). The book is about a guy who describes himself as a “proud non-reader of books” and includes a chapter called “The Dropout.” Instead of mockery our children are taught to study him. He’s a perfect example of how untouchable black Americans have become.
After he sabotaged Taylor Swift’s Video Music Awards win she quickly forgave him and later presented him with the “Video Vanguard“ award, whatever the hell that is. He was so thankful he later rapped he “might have sex with her” because he “made that bitch famous.”
Kanye’s retardation personifies how cucked we are as a culture. One of the best examples of this is a recent SNL sketch where beta comedian Kyle Mooney says that after a lifetime of practicing rap he’s going to challenge Kanye to a freestyle battle. Mooney purposely throws the match by making a terrible rhyme about Kanye’s breath. West then responds by rhyming the word “Kanye” with itself about a dozen times. Mooney stares at the ground with all the shame 400 years of oppression brings. It’s fucking pathetic. Mooney sums up what we”ve become as a culture. We are so cloaked in guilt we can”t see the fool lampooning our fear. I don”t get it. Kanye West is a fucking retard, and as a true egalitarian I enjoy making fun of him. If you were truly nonracist, you would too.
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