April 15, 2025

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Leftists and rightists alike refuse to understand L.A.

Rightist dimwits like Ukrainian/Jewish podcaster Michael Malice, who claims “L.A. is the second Detroit,” and other rightist dimwits like this tard who claims “they lock their doors and windows in Compton because it’s all black,” live continually in 1992. And when I, who actually did live in 1992 L.A. (and many years before and after), try to point out that the black population here has dwindled to near insignificance (Compton is now 72 percent Mexican), I’m ignored, because rightists find the bugbear of “Boyz n the Hood” L.A. so pleasing.

Hmm…forever in stasis, frozen by morons in 1992. I wonder why that strikes such a chord with me.

That’s why I love this town. It suffers as I do at the hands of the dumbest among us.

“Lonely as I am, together we cry.”

Leftists mourn “black L.A.” They miss it so much, they refuse to update their mental file (even the L.A. Times still refers to Compton as “black”). Whereas rightists refuse to see the reality of present-day L.A. because Red Staters can never give up a good trope no matter how outdated (when you’re still bitching about MK-Ultra, which ended in 1973, you’re not going to stop bitching about “black L.A.” no matter how long it’s ceased to exist), leftists have a difficult time wrapping their heads around the fact that “new” L.A. isn’t as manipulable as black L.A. Mexicans scare leftists because they’re a political wild card. They can go socialist at times (whereas Americans romantically associate “revolution” with a bunch of verbose deists in wigs rebelling against high taxes, Mexicans romantically associate la revolución with commies freeing peasants from oppression), but also, Mexicans hate blacks and love law enforcement.

And Mexicans live in peace with whites, Jews, and Asians…something no black community can do these days, which is why leftists love blacks. Blacks are agents of fear and chaos, ensuring that no Orthodox Jew, Chinese grandma, or white woman goes unpunched. Just last week in Dallas (24 percent black, more than three times the L.A. percentage, but nobody ever talks about Dallas becoming “the second Detroit”), a white bride-to-be having a bachelorette party at a local bar was sucker punched by a black dude who ran away doing the “endearing” funny walk blacks like to do after being naughty (video here).

Mexicans don’t do that shit. A Mexican can see an elderly Asian or a young blonde and there’s no impulse to sock them. Imagine that.

“A Mexican can see an elderly Asian or a young blonde and there’s no impulse to sock them. Imagine that.”

My friend Kathy Shaidle (olevashólem) and I used to argue about this all the time, as only a Canadian and a lifelong Angeleno could. She’d ask me, “But doesn’t it bother you that there are parts of L.A. where nobody speaks English?” and I’d be like, “You should talk, Canadienne.”

I find it a fully acceptable trade-off to see neighborhoods that used to breed a demographic that routinely committed massacres of whites replaced by neighborhoods where I might have to say por favor and gracias. I’ll take that deal.

Mexican businesses don’t hire blacks, something that’s hastened the black exodus from the county, driving blacks back to the Deep South where they’re of more use as a workforce (dance wit’ the ones who brung ya).

Hastening that exodus even more? Mexicans literally firebombed blacks out of South Central and the Eastside, to the extent that in 2014 Obama invoked RICO to stop the race-based terror campaigns…and give the man credit—he actually used the DOJ to stop the harassment of “his people,” something Trump never did during months of BLM terrorism in 2020.

Maybe Obama should’ve just tweeted “LAW & ORDER” a thousand times over.

Mexicans have twice helped defeat affirmative action in this state, because they correctly recognize it as a pro-black policy. Indeed, Mexicans are so gung ho for law enforcement (the LASD is 52 percent Hispanic, and the LAPD is 54 percent Hispanic) that when it comes to police department hiring in L.A., Mexis find themselves in the same position Asians do regarding college admissions. Mexis are held back in hiring and promotion so that blacks can be affirmative-actioned onto the force.

There have been multiple lawsuits about this. Mexicans want to join law enforcement like Asians want to get into Harvard. But unlike Asians, most of whom are fine with bending over and taking rejection up the ass so as not to appear racist, Mexicans don’t like seeing D’Quarius cheat Pedro out of that uniform.

There are several conservative-affiliated legal advocacy orgs that have filed suit on behalf of Asians regarding bias in university admissions, because rank-and-file Asians need a Heritage Foundation-funded ching-chong to arm-twist them to anger. Mexicans don’t; they get angry all on their own. Not because they’re anti-civilization, but, as people who disproportionately become cops, they have an interest in preserving it. Even if that’s not a conscious notion, there are worse things to have than an ethnic group that leans heavily toward law enforcement while also displaying a primordial disdain for the group that comprises a disproportionate number of civilization-destroying lawbreakers.

So if you present Mexicans with a ballot initiative to eradicate affirmative action, they go for it, no Heritage Foundation lobbying needed.

Mind you, Mexis aren’t the only reason leftists don’t like facing the reality of present-day L.A. Persians, constituting nearly 30 percent of Beverly Hills and next-door Westwood (the upscale community dubbed “Tehrangeles”), represent a massive inconvenience for leftists: a “model immigrant” community (in terms of income, law-abidingness, and respect for the basic norms of civilization), very much like Asians. But unlike Asians, who tend to be slavishly leftist, Persians go to the right.

Leftists hate that. They want their immigrants either lawless and aggrieved or upscale and willing to get socked on the jaw by Daquan.

The Persian community in Southern Cal, numbering by most estimates 600,000, is not monolithic. It’s comprised of everyone who fled the Ayatollah’s revolution in 1979. Many people assume that the Westside Persians are all Jews, but that’s inaccurate. Yes, Jews fled the Islamic revolution, but so did many of Iran’s Armenians, Assyrian Christians, Baha’is, Kurds, Mandeans, Sufis, and Zoroastrians.

Widely unrecognized is that a large number of Iranian Muslims fled too. The Shah, a brutal dictator who tried to modernize Iran and keep it secular, was heavily supported by the country’s moderate Muslims. During the Shah’s reign, the secular Muslims were the elites. But once Ayatollah Guacamola came to power, those secular (and wealthy) Muslims realized that their heads would be the first on the chopping block (Muslims are always hardest on their own “traitors”), so they fled in huge numbers.

As a result, whereas Jews comprise the plurality of Beverly Hills Persians, Muslims are the plurality of Persians in the even wealthier Rancho Palos Verdes coastal community.

Leftists ignore Persians. They vote wrong, they don’t riot, they don’t shit in the street or support Democrats. But rightists ignore this demographic as well, because it’s just too much fun for Red State Cletuses to screech about “GYOOKIDDY-GYOOK BUVURLY HILLS LIBURRELS.” Being aware of the truly upscale L.A. County areas like Ranch Palos Verdes would require seeking information more specific than what’s found in a meme—hell, it might even require reading a map. And that’s a fate worse than death for MAGAs.

If info doesn’t come from a tweet posted by a man named “Catturd,” it’s FAKE NEWS!

Now, something happened a week ago that’s so “present-day L.A.,” it was ignored by everyone, left and right.

A 45-year-old black man was rampaging through the streets of an east-central L.A. neighborhood (one of those formerly black, now bean areas). He tried breaking into the apartment of a Mexican family. The husband called 911 (en español), but when the black guy looked like he was about to gain entry and attack the family’s children, the husband charged the intruder, tackling him, putting him in a choke hold while punching the shit out of the bastard’s sloping forehead.

By the time cops (white and Mexican) arrived and politely asked the husband to release the guy, the black dude was dead. Although this event happened months ago, only last week was the video released—a combination of police body-cam, bystander cameras, and security cam footage.

The husband killed the hell outta the black guy, who kept screaming that he couldn’t breathe. An autopsy concluded that the black dude died by “traumatic asphyxia with contributing factors that included methamphetamine, cocaine, cocaethylene, ethanol, as well as hyperteophic heart condition.”

Any of this sound familiar? It’s literally George Floyd and Daniel Penny fused together into one story.

And you know what happened?

NOTHING.

Our new DA, the wonderful Nate Hochman (heavily backed by our Persians), ruled the matter a justifiable homicide. The Mexican husband was free and clear. And when the footage was released, there were no riots, no protests, because blacks don’t have the numbers here anymore (the Floyd riots in 2020 were only possible because leftist whites joined in). But also, and this is rarely noted, in 2020 BLM chose to sack Rodeo Drive primarily to steal Nikes, but secondarily because the BHPD is less Mexican than the LAPD, and BLM knew that the BHPD would be too nervous to kick the required amount of black ass, while Mexican cops would’ve taken those stolen Nikes and put them so far up Daquan’s ass he’d have laces comin’ out his nose.

My point is, this is why L.A. is sucking less and less (as NYC sucks more and more). Crazed black man on drugs threatens a family. Mexican husband chokes him like a chicken wing. White and Mexican cops treat the husband with respect, Jewish DA rules the death justified, and blacks don’t dare take to the streets because Mexis would Emmett Till them in an instant.

That’s how it should work. No Chauvin trial, no Penny trial. A populace defending itself, and a DA who allows it.

If you want me to give that up because I’m supposedly oppressed by occasionally having to speak a few words of Spanish, get bent.

The same week the above-mentioned footage was released, another crazed “foundational black” went on a rampage on the streets of L.A. County in a stolen truck, smashing car after car, injuring innocent bystander after innocent bystander, until a team of white and Mexi cops tackled the mutha and pounded him into the ground.

I haven’t cheered that hard at anything on TV since Phil Leotardo got whacked on The Sopranos.

And our DA is not only not going after the cops for “brutality,” he’s throwing the book at the black guy, charging him with attempted murder (for reference, previous DAs used to routinely downgrade car chase charges).

Fifty-six years I’ve lived here. If I say I’m optimistic, I likely know better than you, so don’t dismiss my judgment just because you might not be able to “gyook-gyook” at L.A. anymore.

Next week I’ll go into specifics of last year’s DA vote. You might find the breakdown revealing.

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