February 11, 2011
Lindsay Lohan
Joan Rivers is now looking abroad for her new celebrity targets. This week, Joan, who’s in the middle of promoting her new reality show with daughter Melissa, lobbed a few R-rated words in Victoria Beckham’s direction. “She is a slut,” Joan said. “Because she’s stunning, elegant and amazing and I”m so f—king jealous of her 32 Birkin bags.” Both these ladies are a piece of work.
Finally! Someone in the public eye who’s not ashamed to reveal her weight. Katy Perry talked to Elle about growing up heavy. “I was shaped like a square at one time,” she said. “I”m generally around 130 pounds, which is totally fine for me. But when I was a kid, I was the same height and weighed more like 145. And I had enormous boobs that I didn’t know what to do with.” They seem to be serving her just fine now.
A marriage borne out of angsty teen love and clichéd lyrics can”t last. Ashlee Simpson has filed for divorce from Fall Out Boy singer Pete Wentz, citing irreconcilable differences. Friends of the couple, who have a two-year-old son, are stoking controversy in the press. One says Pete was “a helluva lot smarter than Ashlee. After a while I think she realized she just couldn”t keep up with him in a lot of areas. “ Another blames his excessive partying on the separation.
Has Prince William’s rock-solid relationship with Kate Middleton inspired his baby brother? Prince Harry is reportedly back together with longtime on-and-off-again girlfriend Chelsy Davy, who was seen in Chelsea after spending months in South Africa. Three cheers for Chelsy. Besides, who else would pass the rigorous royal screening process to become Harry’s date before the upcoming wedding?
And speaking of that grand event, this week we learned that despite speculation, the Queen won”t be popping up on television in 3-D. Rupert Murdoch wanted to exhibit the wedding in 3-D, but the technology was deemed too imperfect to showcase such a widely watched event. Next time, Rupe.
