March 17, 2008
From Andy Borowitz over at the Huffington Post:
“Buffeted by criticism of his controversial Christian pastor while continuing to quell rumors that he is a Muslim, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) took a bold step today to settle questions about his religious faith once and for all.
“I am converting to Judaism, effective immediately,” Mr. Obama told reporters at a press conference in Scarsdale, New York, adding that he would change his middle name from ‘Hussein’ to ‘Murray.’ …”
That will shut them up.
Although, on second thought, maybe not …
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