August 06, 2008

Paris—The President We Deserve

In case you haven’t heard, Paris Hilton is running for president:

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Someone thinks Paris might give Americans exactly the kind of government they deserve: 

This country should just elect Paris Hilton as an honest statement of what it’s become. She is the one we have been waiting for, she is the only kind of change—pocket change and a change of clothes before jumping in the sack—that we believe in.

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