July 04, 2009
While Manny Ramirez rarely offers explanations for his slovenly, erratic behavior out in left field, Gov. Youbetcha treats us to such baffling, inane assertions as not quitting her job would be “a quitter’s way out” and continuing to serve the people of Alaska would amount to “the worthless, easy path.”
And I’m not so sure Rick Sanchez’s suggestion is so daft after all—the legendarily fecund Sarah might be with child once again. And, indeed, I think we should start speculating about the name of the latest addition to the Palin brood. “Grendol” Palin, “Kitt” Palin” or, my favorite, “Palin” Palin?
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