Auschwitz, Poland

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You know what I hate?

Liberals!

Ooooh, I hate ’em so much. Bet you do too. C’mon, shake your fist at ’em with me. C’mon, do it!

Shake harder, boy; they’re still here!

The thing I hate most about liberals is how dumb they are! Dumb, dumb, dumb, amirite?

Like, did you hear, there’s this “liberal” historian, championed by The New York Times and MSNBC. The Times said this historian is the greatest and wisest who ever lived! And you know what that dumb, dumb, dumb liberal “historian” wrote?

Check this out:

“John F. Kennedy was born in Billings, Montana. A proud Montanan, he first became interested in politics when he traveled to Oregon to view the Statue of Liberty in Portland Harbor.”

And liberals think this guy’s a good historian? JFK’s from Montana? The Statue of Liberty’s in Portland?

C’mon, everyone, let’s laugh at the liberals! Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh, and don’t stop shaking that fist! It’s the only thing that keeps those clowns at bay.

Except…there’s a problem. No leftist historian’s ever claimed that JFK was from Montana and the Statue of Liberty is in Portland Harbor. But your favorite historian, Darryl Cooper, the guy Tucker Carlson calls the greatest and most important historian of our time, was on Joe Rogan’s show two weeks ago, and he claimed that Hitler was born in “small-town Germany,” and that as a young man he traveled to Vienna “to get a look at the German people, the German masses.”

Okay…I realize everyone just reads memes these days, and specific historical facts that used to be known to every American schoolchild aren’t sought or learned anymore (ironically by those who bitch about the decline of American education). But you can take my word for it—any supposed WWII “historian” who thinks Hitler was born in Germany and that Vienna is where you’ll find “the German people” is every bit as much of an idiot as that fictional leftist historian I previously illustrated.

What troubles me is not that Cooper’s a moron. The world’s full of those. It’s that you’re okay with it. That you’ll excuse it.

“JFK was from Montana and he visited the Statue of Liberty in Portland Harbor.”

You: “Ah-hahahahahahaha, you stupid liberals!”

“Hitler was born in Germany and moved to Vienna to mix with the German people, the German masses.”

You: “We need to keep an open mind. Are facts really facts? Who’s to say where Hitler was born, or what country Vienna’s in? Look, we must always understand that we’ve been lied to so much, never trust any fact in any book.”

Dear God I hate this place, I hate this time.

By the way, this is also you: “I can’t stand that dang lefty New York Times 1619 Project!”

Me: “Why?”

You: “Because it’s fake history that lies about facts.”

Me: “Same could be said for Darryl Cooper.”

You: “But…but…but…he does it for Hitler! If he lies it’s in the service of truth!”

Lies in the service of truth. Who’s the Orwell now, Cletus?

The fact is, your reason for supporting Cooper—“he may tell untruths but maybe it takes a few untruths to free our minds from centuries of establishment lies”—is the exact same reason leftists supported the 1619 Project. Deep down, you are the “liberal.”

And while you may see yourself as “just an open-minded truth-seeker,” in fact, what you want, from Cooper, Carlson, Owens, Unz, is Hitler rehabilitation. You’re not open-minded, you’re just a follower. A sheep, but in Hitler’s flock, not Churchill’s.

Does the owner of the flock make a sheep any less of a sheep?

On the Rogan show, Cooper repeated his mantra that the WWII death toll could’ve been avoided if we’d just let Hitler be Hitler, if Churchill had simply “deescalated” instead of tricking poor innocent Adolf into war:

People really kind of feel like, and maybe this is because they’re not involved in it, like, 40 million dead people is that was a…that was a cost worth paying. And I think that is completely insane, man, like it’s, it’s like if there was a sliver of an opportunity to deescalate that situation and bring it back down, like, you know, if I’m the emperor of America or Britain or whatever, I’m, I’m taking that chance. And if it turns out that Hitler’s full of shit and, you know, he stabs us in the back first chance he gets, all right, then, we’ll have our war.

“Yeah, man, like, you know, emperor of America! Emperor of Britain! Like, like, you know, man.”

This is your favorite historian.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

I’m convinced that historical accuracy doesn’t matter anywhere anymore—not on the left, not on the right—but I’ll go through the motions of trying to educate you anyway: That “40 million dead” figure is the Eastern Front, which had nothing to do with Churchill. Hitler made the decision to invade Russia completely independent of Churchill. And indeed, when Dolphy got his ass kicked by the Reds, it was only the Western Allies’ presence on the continent that prevented all of Germany from being communist-occupied. Hitler rolled his dice in Russia, and he lost. That’s on him, you turds, not Churchill. But as I pointed out in my critique of the welfare whore also known as Candace Owens, these people purposely rob Hitler of agency (“he wuz a VICTUM!”) because they know this is what you want to identify with right now, the noble oppressed white man.

Owens: “The real Holocaust was all the Christians killed during the war!”

Me: “Yes, because Hitler chose to invade Russia.”

Last year, during the Coopermania sparked by Tucker’s glowing endorsement of the guy, Rogan defended Cooper on his show. Here’s Rogan from November:

Rogan: It’s the Nazi thing. The fact that it’s so horrific, it just, like, puts anyone who has anything to say that’s coloring outside the lines—you get labeled a Holocaust denier, an anti-Semite, the worst labels that they can put on you. And a good example of that is that podcast. Oh God, I forget his name. But it was the Tucker Carlson controversy where he had this guy on his podcast and he was talking about what William Churchill’s role in the Holocaust was ’cause they had put these embargoes on Germany and basically starving everybody to death. And they just started calling him a Holocaust denier. And that’s, like, not what he was talking about at all. That’s not what he was saying at all. He was just saying no, there’s a multifaceted explanation for why they decided to exterminate all these Jews. And part of it was because of an embargo where they were starving people out. What is his…Darryl Cooper, and what’s his podcast called? It’s excellent. I listen to it all the time. But my brain’s not working right now, I just got out of the gym…MartyrMade. And, you know, he’s a brilliant guy and his podcast is excellent and he’s really sensitive and well-balanced and he gives a very comprehensive view of things.

Cohost: You tighten up their belt, they’re going to…that’s not going to be passed to the top. That’s going to go straight to the people in the camps.

Rogan: Because that was a fascinating conversation and we should be considering that, like, wow, that’s crazy.

Okay, everything is wrong with that. From “William Churchill” to Rogan confusing the WWI naval blockade of Germany with the events of WWII 23 years later, inventing the idiotic theory that a blockade that ended in 1919 was the reason Jews died in German camps in 1942. It’s so stupid, I can barely stand it. But millions of you saw that podcast, and nothing I say now can counter it.

So I bookmarked that quote in November and waited, assuming—clever boy that I am—that Cooper would soon enough be invited on Rogan’s show.

And I was curious…would Cooper, the “greatest historian of our era,” correct Rogan’s errors?

Because a good historian would. Hell, before I was banned from X, all I did was correct people’s misuse and misunderstanding of my work. Someone who genuinely cares about history would take advantage of a forum of 100 million people to address any errors about his work that had previously appeared on that forum.

And of course Cooper said nothing to correct Rogan’s errors when he was on Rogan’s show.

This fraud embraces pseudohistory, and you embrace him.

You people bitch about the “decline of the West” while advocating Holocaust denial, Hitler rehabilitation, moon landing denial, flat earthism, and every Alex Jones shart about how nothing’s real. You reject historiography, astrophysics, medical science…the scientific method itself. You’re the ones “declining” the West by dismissing the greatest intellectual achievements of it. You “ask qwestchins” but never seek answers because you get a childish thrill from the subversion alone. Candace Owens screaming “flat earth” and “moon hoax” is by far a worse offense to the West than a black dude robbing a CVS. Petty crime’s always been with us. Nations don’t die from broken windows; nations die via intellectual rot. Broken windows are easily replaceable (see NYC under Koch/Dinkins vs. NYC under Giuliani/Bloomberg). But the brain rot you people encourage? That’s crippling. Long-term crippling.

But Candace is your hero. And Cooper is your hero. And Tucker “skyscrapers are evil and a demon punched my balls as I slept” is your hero.

I’d take a mid-IQ beaner over a based white who thinks the Protocols of Zion is real and the “Holohoax” was just noble Hitler trying to feed starving Jews. Because mid-IQ is never as bad as schizophrenia.

You’re getting a bigger kick out of destroying the West than some ghetto Daquan. Daquan’s just a mindless criminal; he wants free shit, that’s all. You’re enjoying the destruction of the West on a much deeper emotional level, which makes you a far greater danger. You want to take the things that truly defined Western greatness—an appreciation of reason, an understanding of facts, an adherence to the principles of scientific disciplines—and giddily stomp them, because a bunch of cretins have convinced you that the only way to save the West is to destroy its intellectual foundations.

I’ll never get to publish my Holocaust work because, as I learned last year, it’s not “based” enough for rightist publishers and “too based” for the mainstream. Fine, that’s life. But I’m telling you, your worship of Cooper, Tucker, Jones, Owens, Rogan, Unz, who daily chip away at the foundations of the West by dismissing logic, facts, competence, and Occam’s razor, will come to no good.

You’ve become the ooga-boogas. Superstitious simpletons who see magic, UFOs, crisis actors, and Jew baby-eaters everywhere.

You’re so concerned that immigrants will make us Third World, but your Third World mindset is the bigger threat.

Now go make Rogan and Carlson even wealthier.

Have fun becoming Nigerian.