June 30, 2015

Monica Lewinsky

Monica Lewinsky

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By all accounts, such things matter to her, as does the abortion she had just before her fling with the Commander in Chief. Such wrong thoughts are, of course, anathema to the older feminists whose orders”€”have a career, screw like a man”€”Monica dutifully followed in her early 20s.

And when obeying those orders ruined her life, who turned on her and, yes, “€œslut-shamed”€ her? Those very same feminists on the left, of course. Nina Burleigh went even further”€”but then you know how competitive us women can be when a man’s in the picture”€”saying:

I would be happy to give [Clinton] a blowjob just to thank him for keeping abortion legal. I think American women should be lining up with their presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the theocracy off our backs.

You and I say, “€œOf course,”€ but the real enemy still isn”€™t obvious to Monica at all. In this and similar speeches, she utters all the usual progressive blather about “€œLGBT”€ and “€œraising awareness”€ and “€œcompassion.”€ I”€™m sure she”€™ll die (although not by her own hand, God forbid) a registered Democrat.

Having had two decades to ponder her past, she’s still convinced that the imaginary “€œvast right-wing conspiracy”€ was what really brought her to her knees.

Monica is close to being right about one thing, though. Had the cell-phone camera been around during the Clinton administration, Monica could have been the first Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, who came along just a few years later and profited hugely from their videotaped sexual gymnastics.

Technology indeed let Lewinsky down, but only because, in that one respect, it didn”€™t progress quickly enough.


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