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JOY REID DENIES ONCE HATING HOMOS
Joy Reid is a black female TV host who presents the news and political issues from the perspective of a woman who is black. Although it was only a decade ago that even a tepidly black man such as Barack Obama was against gay marriage, black Americans have successfully been persuaded that the faygelehs are every bit as an oppressed group as the blacks and the women are, and they should all unite together to fight and make fun of The White Man.

To her shock and dismay, it recently emerged that years ago Reid made blog posts that are considered toxically “homophobic” by modern standards. (In case you were unaware, “homophobic” is a word used to describe people who think that homos are gross.)

Here is a sample post of Reid’s that is likely to elicit both horror and terror among enlightened people who realize that sodomy between two consenting adults is a noble and purifying act:

Most straight people cringe at the sight of two men kissing… Most straight people had a hard time being convinced to watch ‘Broke Back Mountain.’ (I admit that I couldn’t go see the movie either, despite my sister’s ringing endorsement, because I didn’t want to watch the two male characters having sex.) Does that make me homophobic? Probably.

SHAME on you, soul sister!

Caught like a brown deer in the headlights and asked to explain her clinical fear of homos, Reid insisted that her old blog posts had been hacked by some malicious asshole who wanted to frame her as a homophobe,  but when investigators concluded this was not the case, she sort of apologized and said that although she doesn’t remember writing such things, maybe she did, although she can’t see herself as the sort of person who ever would have written such things, but one thing’s for certain—she is no longer the type of person who would write such things.

LONDON’S TINY MUSLIM MAYOR CONTINUES BEING A COMPLETE JERK TO TRUMP
London Mayor Sadiq Khan stands a mere five feet, five inches tall, which really isn’t much bigger than one of those chickpeas that get squashed into hummus.

US President Donald Trump stands a robust six feet, two inches tall, which strongly suggests that in a battle of hand-to-hand combat, Trump would squash Khan and take his lunch money.

For years now the two have publicly sparred on Twitter, with Trump accusing Khan of enabling terrorism, calling him ignorant, and challenging him to an IQ test, while Khan relentlessly fingers Trump as a big fat racist meanie who acts like a child and hates Muslims for no other reason than the fact that they’re bombing and raping and outbreeding and running over indigenous Britons with their cars.

Trump will finally arrive in the UK as president in July—for only one day. After previously stating that Trump is “ not welcome” in London, Khan tweeted what could reasonably be perceived as a veiled threat of mob violence against him:

If he comes to London, President Trump will experience an open and diverse city that has always chosen unity over division and hope over fear….He will also no doubt see that Londoners hold their liberal values of freedom of speech very dear.

Obviously Trump’s arrival is more of a threat to the country than, oh, the 40,000 or so knife crimes in England and Wales last year and a “surging murder rate” in London under Khan’s watch.

BLACK MAN CONFESSES TO DESECRATING JEWISH CEMETERY, DISAPPOINTS NAZI-HUNTERS
It’s been a rough couple years for philo-Semites waiting for white neo-Nazis to commit anti-Semitic hate crimes. A wave of anti-Jewish bomb threats in early 2017 turned out to be mostly the handiwork of an Israeli teen and a black journalist.

Now comes news that the toppling of at least 120 gravestones at a Jewish cemetery in Missouri in February 2017 was the sinister derring-do of a solitary drunken black man named Alzado Harris. You just can’t find good Nazis anymore.