December 02, 2013

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Outrage greeted a “strange incident” that “created a storm” on Facebook when a father posed for pictures with his 12-year-old son at a Hooters restaurant. Yet again, they’re missing the point”€”female breasts do not create misogyny, but ceaseless female scolding is definitely a contributor.

An English survey concluded that three out of four girls suffer from low self-esteem, but no one seemed to consider that it’s possibly due to the fourth girl constantly gossiping about them.

In perhaps the most egregious example of a false outrage so far this year, another alleged male claimed that Twitter’s timelines reveal “unintentional sexism,” which should go along well with all that “invisible racism” such loons are constantly hallucinating.

GAY THUGS AND LESBIAN FORKLIFTS
Tea Party Fort Lauderdale co-founder Danita Kilcullen, arrested in 2011 for allegedly kicking a police officer with a three-inch stiletto heel, has denounced the gay group Log Cabin Republicans for being a “thug organization.” Kilcullen decried policies that might one day force her to hire “a demonstrative effeminate male or purposeful butch-looking female.”

A lesbian forklift driver in England has won a £7,500 discrimination settlement after her male boss “bombarded her with pornography” because he watched the “Babe Channel” in the workplace. She said that being exposed to such a mind-bending trauma severely impacted her health and made her contemplate suicide. It is almost without doubt that she will not use any of her settlement money to try and become pretty. Meanwhile, the Church of England has vowed to “repent” for its prior “homophobia.”

Dayna Morales is the lesbian New Jersey waitress whose unending sense of personal grievance was enabled by news agencies across the world who picked up her apparently false story of being stiffed on a tip by homophobic clients. She is also allegedly a serial liar. Friends came forth and stated that Morales has lied about suffering from incurable cancer, being the survivor of an Afghan bomb blast, being raped by her father (who then killed the baby), and having a boat crash through her house during Superstorm Sandy.
London college lecturer Mark Walcott, a black man said to have been born in Jamaica, has been suspended for making the following “horrific” comments:

Boys are becoming gay not because they have got a gay gene but because they have gay teachers. The homosexual stimuli is out there molding and grooming our children….I see nothing wrong with the Ku Klux Klan. They”€™re fighting for their country, they”€™re fighting for their right….If you went to Jamaica and you tried to breed out the Jamaicans…so that our people started to become afraid and our reggae music was starting to sound like rock and our Jamaican [people were] starting to look like Chinese people, we would kill people. I understand the fear.

We understand the fear of people who need to silence, condemn, ostracize, and suspend those who make such comments. It’s a real fear. One might call it an irrational phobia”€”or, more properly, a fear of rationality. And so long as logic exists, such fears will grow. Clearly, it’s time to eradicate logic once and for all.

 

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