December 08, 2014

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JAMES WATSON SELLS HIS NOBEL PRIZE MEDAL AFTER BECOMING AN “€œUNPERSON”€
Nobel Prize-winning geneticist James Watson”€”considered by many to be the world’s greatest living scientist”€”auctioned off his golden Nobel medal for $4.75 million last week.

Watson endured ritual herd shunning and the de facto extinction of his career in 2007 after making comments questioning whether blacks were innately as intelligent as whites. The comment that drove a stake in his reputation and led to howls of condemnation was “€œ[I am] inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa [because] all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours”€”whereas all the testing says not really.” At the time the controversy emerged, Watson had been visiting England to promote a book that included this passage:

…there is no firm reason to anticipate that the intellectual capacities of peoples geographically separated by their evolution should prove to have evolved identically. Our wanting to reserve equal powers of reason as some universal heritage of humanity will not be enough to make it so.

As a result of merely alleging that groups of different continental origins may have evolved different mean levels of intelligence, Watson became a scientific pariah. “€œNo one really wants to admit I exist,”€ he recently told a reporter, adding that he sold his medal due to the fact that his sources of income had dried up after a decidedly unscientific hubbub that rendered him an “€œunperson.”€

Lesser lights continue to defame Watson for alleged bigotry and insist he “€œdeserves to be shunned.”€ Curiously, they all decline to demonstrate that “€œall the testing”€ contradicts what Watson said.

S.P.L.C. WRITER MURDERED BY BLACKS
Among other things, David Ruenzel was a writer for the preposterously wealthy Southern Poverty Law Center. His scribblings for them obsessed about “white privilege” and white racism and innate, intractable white evil. While taking a stroll in an Oakland, CA park recently, he was murdered by two men whose police sketches depict them as black. At press time, it remains unknown whether during his murder, Ruenzel tried persuading his killers that he was on their side.

HOW TO HAVE AN AIDS-FREE CHRISTMAS
For those of us who enjoy the endless comedy to be mined from unfettered and unfiltered verbal gay-bashing, an Arizona storefront preacher named Steven Anderson may finally be the man to fill the late Reverend Fred Phelps’s clown-sized shoes.

Anderson gained some notoriety in 2009 by praying for Barack Obama’s death. He allegedly once delivered “€œa lengthy discourse on the lying, evil ways of Jewish people.”€ He once told a gay writer that he wished for him to die of brain cancer just like Ted Kennedy. He loves using the word “€œhomos.”€

Last Sunday Anderson delivered a sermon called AIDS: The Judgment of God. He cites a passage from Leviticus that unambiguously demands that men who “€œlie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman”€ should be “€œput to death”€:

We can have an AIDS-free world by Christmas. OK, it wouldn’t be totally AIDS-free, but we’d be like 90-some percent AIDS-free by Christmas if we follow this….It’s curable”€”right there. Because if you executed the homos like God recommends, you wouldn’t have all this AIDS running rampant.

Clearly, this man is an entertainer of the highest order.

JEWS BLAMED FOR 2011 JAPANESE TSUNAMI
Sankei Shimbun, described as a “€œconservative Japanese daily“€ newspaper, is apologizing up, down, over, and backwards to global Jewry for running an ad by an obscure journalist named Richard Koshimuzu that claims the USA is a “€œJewish dictatorship state”€ that purposely detonated an underwater nuclear device to cause Japan’s 2011 earthquake and tsunami in order to subvert Japan’s economy and keep the US dollar competitive.

In another exceedingly wacky case of Jews in the News, Romania’s Center for Monitoring and Combating Anti-Semitism has filed a criminal complaint against a Romanian mayor because his haircut“€”which vaguely resembles Hitler’s angular sideswiped hairdo”€”constitutes an “€œoutrageous, provocative and defiant”€ display of pro-Nazi sentiment which quite likely would lead to another Holocaust.

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