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RAPE HOAX OF THE WEEK
An unnamed woman put a young British man and his parents “through 15 months of absolute hell” by falsely accusing him of raping her in 2014. A court determined that twenty-one-year-old Louis Richardson did in fact not rape the woman on the evening in question and that his accuser was instead relying on one of the more common MOs for false rape accusations”€”“Oh, well, I actually have a boyfriend and since I don’t want him to think I’m a slut, I’ll say I was raped rather than the truth, which is that I willingly fucked you and continued to fuck you for three months.”

ANTI-WHITE VIOLENCE THAT THE MEDIA IGNORED OF THE WEEK
News emerged last week that a 23-year-old white man named Graham Patton”€”whose hospital photo shows him with two huge shiners and his face covered in bandages”€”was attacked by two black men in Memphis on January 5. According to Patton’s stepsister, he claims that while he was taking a walk around 11PM, the black men approached and said

Something along the lines of ‘hey white boy what are you doing around here? You’re not supposed to be here’ or something and that was it….It completely crushed his entire sinus cavity. Like his”€”all the bones under his eyes, his face were all completely crushed….I mean, he doesn’t even look like the same person at all.

But local resident Layanna “Twin” Womble”€”whom we’ll assume is black simply due to the marvelous name”€”denies a racial motive in the savage attack:

No. Probably”€”it’s always two sides to the story. It ain’t nothing like that.

Thank you for your input, Layanna.

MUZZIES STONING TRANNIES IN DEUTSCHLAND
With the recent “migrant” influx, Germans are now enjoying the delicious treats of multicultural intersectionality, as a recent event suggests they will have to pick sides in a dispute involving Muslims and trannies. According to two German dudes who think they’re chicks named Yasmine and Elisa, a group of hairy and smelly (OK, we added those descriptors) Muslim men began hitting on them until they realized they weren’t actually women, at which point they began throwing rocks at them. (Throwing rocks at people to kill them is an ancient and time-honored tradition in many Islamic countries.)

According to Yasmine, the attack was “barbaric” and the attackers are “barbarians.” Elisa added that in his thirty years of being a dude who pretends he’s a woman, he’s never felt so unsafe.

“€œGAPING”€ RACIAL ACHIEVEMENT GAP PERSISTS
Despite the fact that anyone who’s not a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal imbecile who lives in a trailer and wears a “Making America Great Again” hat knows that all humans are created equal and that blacks are equally as intelligent as whites if not far smarter, the niggling and frankly embarrassing racial gap between white and black students in America has barely narrowed at all since everyone came to their senses in the mid-1960s and blindly swallowed the ridiculous premise of innate cognitive equality as an article of religious faith.

According to the 2013 National Assessment for Educational Progress, hardly any real progress has been made over the past 50 years. In 2013, 81% of white students scored higher than the average black student in math, and 78% of white students outperformed the average black student in reading.

And still the experts scratch their heads, cover their balls, and wonder why. Or they already know why, but they ain’t saying.