June 29, 2015

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FORCED SEX CHANGES FOR IRANIAN HOMOSEXUALS
Alas, Iran is not nearly so kind in dealing with homosexuality. In fact, engaging in such dastardly deeds can earn you the death penalty. And if you’d like to avoid the death penalty, they’ll gleefully force you to have a sex change so that you’re no longer, um, homosexual. You’re now actually a woman who likes having sex with men”€”and thus you’re suddenly normal. Pretty creative thinking there, actually.

OBAMA SAYS “€œNIGGER,”€ TED NUGENT APPROVES
Barack Obama said “nigger” on a podcast interview that was released last Monday. On WTF with Marc Maron, the USA’s first Half-rican Chief Executive opined thusly:

Racism, we are not cured of it. And it’s not just a matter of it not being polite to say nigger in public. That’s not the measure of whether racism still exists or not. It’s not just a matter of overt discrimination. Societies don’t, overnight, completely erase everything that happened 200 to 300 years prior.

Gun-toting, cheerfully impenitent rocker Ted Nugent applauded the prez’s N-bomb:

As blacks blow away blacks in record numbers in Chicago and other urban hellzones each weekend, does anyone have the audacity to believe that words play any role in this insane widespread criminality?…Who thinks if certain words could be eliminated that any lives would be saved?

Ted Nugent has the amazing ability of always appearing to be a moron while always managing to be the smartest voice in the room.

CNN’s black anchor Don Lemon accepted Obama’s “nigger” as if it were a track-and-field baton, running with it on his TV program by hoisting a poster with the word NIGGER on it in an attempt to try and make some sort of point that has escaped everyone.

And Cornel West“€”whose teeth are so big that millions of Americans feel suddenly compelled to feed him an apple whenever he speaks”€”has gone on record slamming Obama as “the first nigger-ized black president”:

Too many black people are nigger-ized. I would say the first black president has become the first nigger-ized black president….A nigger-ized black person is a black person who is afraid and scared and intimidated when it comes to putting a spotlight on white supremacy and fighting against white supremacy.

We support Dr. West in his brave attempts to de-niggerize the entire black American population.

JUDGE: WOMAN NOT TOO PLUMP FOR PRISON
A 420-pound English woman who “claimed she was too fat for prison” has lost her bid for leniency and will now serve a stout 30 months in the stony lonesome after killing a man through her recklessly inconsiderate and undeniably selfish driving.

The woman’s attorney had tried arguing that due to her medical condition”€”i.e., being extreeeeemely fat”€”life behind bars would prove unbearable for her. He also complained of alleged media bias regarding the degree to which his client tipped the scales: “The way in which this case was reported regarding my client’s size has had a massive impact on her.” To be fair, what else could such an impact be besides “massive”?

TAKING THE LORD’s NAME IN VAIN DURING SEX
Sweaty, bulldog-faced televangelist John Hagee recently said that women who moan “Oh, God, oh, God” during sex should be jailed:

If you”€™re asking about my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail.

Far across on the other end of the political spectrum, British twit Piers Morgan called for similarly harsh measures against speech that causes discomfort to his tummy:

What would I do with white people who use the N-word? Jail them.

STUDY: READING “€œPREJUDICED”€ ONLINE COMMENTS MAKES YOU MORE “€œPREJUDICED”€
A recently released study in New Zealand has determined that if you are exposed to “prejudiced” comments online, you are more likely to then leave “prejudiced” comments yourself. Therefore, we here at Taki’s Mag encourage you to avoid all websites where hateful, bigoted trolls leave prejudiced comments.

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