December 11, 2016
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“BRADY BUNCH” STAR GOES ON ANTI-“FAGGOT” TIRADE
Many moons ago, Susan Olsen”now 55 and with a vagina presumably drier than turkey jerkey”played the youngest girl in TV’s The Brady Bunch“little Cindy Brady with a very obvious but somewhat adorable speech impediment. Nowadays she’s a right-leaning cohost of a weekly LA-based radio show called “Two Chicks Talking Politics.” She recently faced the foul-breathed wrath of Hollywood’s deeply entrenched and possibly sinister gay community by tearing into a very weak-looking actor named Leon Acord-Whiting, who had chastised her radio station for even thinking about giving a forum to a Donald Trump supporter and critic of radical Islam. In a private message to Whiting that he reposted because he’s a big baby, Olsen tore him a new asshole, which at this point should likely be his seventh or eighth new asshole:
Hey there little pussy, let me get my big boy pants on and reallly take you on!!! What a snake in the grass you are you lying piece of sh*t too cowardly to confront me in real life so you do it on Facebook. You are the biggest faggot ass in the world the biggest pussy!…My Dick is bigger than yours Which ain”t sayin much! What a true piece of sh*t you are! Lying faggot! I hope you meet your karma SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY
We will never look at The Brady Bunch the same way again”and that’s a very good thing.
TREATING YOUR “ALLIES” LIKE SLAVES
For every white person who’s made it clear they want black people to feel good about themselves, there’s apparently a black person who’s willing to take their money while verbally abusing them.
A new website called Safety Pin Box allows “white people striving to be allies in the fight for Black Liberation” to “financially support Black femme freedom fighters” while aiding in “the fight against white supremacy.” And no matter how hard these white allies work and how much money they fork over and how much they scramble to help black people “financially, physically, emotionally, and spiritually,” they are never encouraged to feel equal or happy or welcome or like anything better than dirt:
Ally work is a privilege and not a right. No white people are entitled to Black revolutionary efforts or Black spaces. Ever.
An extraordinarily lardy Black Lives Matter member named Ashleigh Shackelford”who feels no shame or apparent self-consciousness in describing herself as a “queer, nonbinary Black fat femme writer, artist, and cultural producer””recently posted an unintentionally hilarious screed bitching about white people who try to join in the BLM protests. Shackelford says she won”t take these white would-be allies seriously unless they”re “willing to die” for black people and also instigate violence against white racists.
If any white person is so masochistic that they are willing to die for the hateful, Milk Dud-shaped Ashleigh Shackelford, well, we won”t stand in your way. But if you try to physically attack other white people, well, then you”ll have a problem on your hands.
PROOF THAT MONEY DOESN”T WIN ELECTIONS
Despite the Democrats” incessant yammering about how money supposedly corrupts the political system, Democrats have significantly outspent Republicans during the past three presidential elections. This includes the 2016 election, in which the Hillary Clinton campaign wasted $1.2 billion in a losing effort”roughly twice what the Trump campaign spent in its glorious and sacred victory. This is proof that money doesn’t win elections, but being a charisma-free liar will make you lose every time.