February 26, 2017
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FEMALE BASKETBALL PLAYER SAYS SHE WAS BULLIED FOR NOT BEING A LESBIAN
Candice Wiggins is a tall black woman who played eight years in the WNBA, a female basketball league that almost nobody in the world cares about.
But Candice had a dirty secret that didn”t stay secret long”she was a heterosexual. As a result, she says she was bullied and mocked and targeted and ostracized by the league’s overwhelmingly Sapphic ballers:
Me being heterosexual and straight, and being vocal in my identity as a straight woman was huge I would say 98 percent of the women in the WNBA are gay women. It was a conformist type of place. There was a whole different set of rules they (the other players) could apply….People were deliberately trying to hurt me all of the time. I had never been called the B-word so many times in my life than I was in my rookie season. I”d never been thrown to the ground so much. The message was: “We want you to know we don”t like you.”…I was proud to a be a woman, and it didn”t fit well in that culture.
We implore Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions to appoint a special task force to investigate the unacceptable and problematic reality of rampant heterophobia in professional women’s basketball.
BLACK COMEDIENNE ENCOURAGES PUNCHING WHITE WOMEN IN THE FACE
Leslie Jones is an exceptionally uncomely and savagely unfunny alleged comedienne who was hired by Saturday Night Live in a desperate attempt to appear more “diverse.” She has extraordinarily simian features, and it has been suggested by some that she may not be fully evolved.
Jones has a history of saying nasty things about white people. In what is undoubtedly the best joke she has ever told, she once publicly expressed fear that white men want to rape her. But her most overtly violent statement came last week when she suggested that white women who attend Black Lives Matter protests should be punched in the face.
When Jones isn”t telling “jokes” of that caliber, she’s posing for naked photo shoots with white male dwarfs.
MEXICAN DEPORTEE KILLS HIMSELF
The Hate Wave that has rolled across this nation like tongues of flame from Satan’s bowels since Donald Trump’s election has apparently claimed its first Mexican deportee suicide. A forty-five-year-old man with the very spicy and colorful name of Guadalupe Olivas Valencia died of a heart attack and concussion after jumping from a bridge at the Mexican border a mere half hour after his third deportation from the USA.
With those millions of huddled masses from south of the border yearning to breathe free here”and now with a man who killed himself when he was sent back to Mexico”we can only conclude that Mexico must really suck.