January 29, 2017

Shia LeBoeuf

Shia LeBoeuf

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SCIENCE MARCH TO ADDRESS “€œDIVERSITY”€ AND “€œINTERSECTIONALITY”€
Hot on the slimy heels of the Women’s March on Washington comes a plan for a “€œScience March,”€ which claims to be objective (like science is supposed to be) but instead appears very much like a political stunt to push the whole “€œclimate change”€ thing again. In case you didn”€™t realize, many scientists claim the weather often changes, which will of course necessitate a global government with a centralized taxing authority in order to effectively stop the weather from ever changing again.

Writing in The Washington Post, Sarah Kaplan says that two people named Caroline Weinberg and Jonathan Berman proposed the event, which will involve “€œa diversity committee and a diverse steering committee that represents people of many backgrounds and identities.”€ On Twitter, organizers claimed that “€œ#intersectionality is a core principle of #Science March.”€

There is nothing political about science, and some of the more sinister-minded among us might suggest that those who insist in injecting politics into science in order to further a globalist agenda should be put on an ice floe and sent out to sea, where they slowly starve to death while fully aware that the ice hasn”€™t even started melting.

AFGHAN IMMIGRANTS ARRESTED FOR THREE-HOUR LIVESTREAMED RAPE IN SWEDEN
As the world’s infidels were crying crocodile tears over Donald Trump’s temporary ban of immigrants from a half-dozen Islamic countries, two Afghan immigrants in Sweden were arrested for an alleged three-hour rape of a woman that they livestreamed on Facebook. (If you”€™re going to rape or torture someone live on the Internet, Facebook appears to be the hip place to do it these days.)

A subtitled video allegedly shows the last seven minutes of the ordeal, during which the intensely ugly Khodagholi laughs manically while telling the woman, “€œYou got raped. There, we have the answers. You”€™ve been raped.”€

The Swedish press has been criticized for failing to reveal that the accused rapists are Afghan migrants. This is par for the course, because the Swedish press has routinely been accused of either hiding the ethnicity of nonwhite criminals or even going so far as to color-adjust and pixelate their faces to make them appear white.

WHITE DNC CHAIR CANDIDATE PROMISES TO “€œSHUT OTHER WHITE PEOPLE DOWN”€
The current front-runner to chair the Democratic National Committee is a black Muslim named Keith Ellison, who once endorsed a separate ethnostate for black Americans. Not to be outdone by such aggressive coonery, a white female Democrat from Idaho named Sally Boynton Brown gave a speech last Monday night in which she pledged that she would make it her job to shame every white person around her for being white and thus racist.

Captured live and on video for all the world to gasp at, the very white Brown said:

My job is to listen and be a voice and shut other white people down when they want to interrupt. My job is to shut other white people down when they want to say, “€˜Oh, no, I”€™m not prejudiced.’…White leaders in our party have failed. We have to accept that there is prejudice that exists within our own party….I’m a white woman, I don’t get it. My job is to make sure that [other whites] get that they have privilege….We have to, at the DNC, provide training. We have to teach them how to communicate, how to be sensitive, and how to shut their mouths if they are white.

Keep talking, Sally. Please don”€™t ever stop.

SINGER FOR SATANIC METAL BAND THAT PRAISED JOSEPH MENGELE STANDS ACCUSED OF HOMOPHOBIA
Tom Araya is the singer and bass player for Satanic metal band Slayer, who once wrote a song in homage to Joseph Mengele called “€œAngel of Death.”€ The band flirted frequently with Nazi imagery”€”for example, their fan club calls itself “€œSlatanic Wehrmacht.”€

But now the band finds itself in hot water because Araya joked online that “€œMike Pence [is] turning fruits into vegetables.”€ The outrage in the heavy-metal community forced Araya’s 20-year-old daughter to write a searing defense of her daddy, explaining that he was not under any circumstances a man who is afraid of homosexuals nor any of their filthy and often fatal behavioral practices.

What we learn from this is that it’s OK to praise Satan and Joseph Mengele over music that sounds like Panzer tanks crushing Poland”€”just don’t call a gay guy a “€œfruit.”€

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