July 31, 2016
VIOLENT MUSLIMS, ANGRY EUROPEANS
In what is being called the first such incident in centuries, a pair of Muslim youths decapitated a Catholic priest last week in France as he was saying Mass. In response to this and countless other such brazen displays of Islamic cultural aggression, French authorities are recruiting additional members for a “new civilian National Guard” to combat Islamic extremism. A notable new volunteer for this civilian army is the coquettish and playful Marion MarÃ©chal-Le Pen of Front National.
In Germany, bearded screaming Islamists raided yet another public swimming pool, yelling at female nudist swimmers that they would “exterminate” them for being “sluts.” In response to such ceaseless attacks on the host culture, German nationals have taken to the streets in the thousands to protest the open-door policies of Alpha Hag Angela Merkel.
THE SOUND OF NO HANDS CLAPPING
To protect the rights and feelings of students who are “sensitive to noise,” a primary school in Sydney, Australia has banned public clapping. Students are instead encouraged “to conduct a silent cheer,” to punch the air, and to make “excited faces.” On the same day as the clap-ban, a private girls’ school in Australia forbade teachers from referring to “ladies” or “women” in favor of more “gender-neutral” terms.
FORGET LEFT V. RIGHT: NOW IT’S OPEN V. CLOSED
The Economist, whose editorial staff appears to be stacked with globalist economists, has tagged the “new political divide” as being not between the artificial, indefinable, and hopelessly reductive terms “left” and “right,” but rather as a monumental clash between globalism versus nationalism. It pegs Donald Trump’s “anti-trade tirades” as “the gravest threat to the free world since communism.”
Wrong. The citizens of this globe will never be free until they are free of globalism.