May 29, 2016
RENAMING NIGGER STREAM
New Zealand’s department of Land Information is asking the world to help them rename Nigger Stream. Nestled just west of Nigger Hill in the Canterbury Land District, the sparkling stream’s name has been deemed problematic and unacceptable. The contest to rename Nigger Stream will run “until either 1 July 2016 or 26 August 2016,” which is frustratingly inexact for such an exciting contest. We suggest “Coon Creek.” Send your suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org.
RICHARD DAWKINS: “LESS INTELLIGENT” STUDENTS MORE PRONE “TO SUPPRESS FREE SPEECH”
Celebrity atheist Richard Dawkins has suggested that students who attempt to suppress free speech on campus may simply be dumber than those who don’t. In an interview with The Australian, the evolutionary biologist and perennial God-baiter said:
There seems to be a tendency among some students “ perhaps the less intelligent “ to suppress free speech.
When a group of bug-eyed, shimmying, twerking, loping, ball-groping, Black Lives Matter activists shut down “Dangerous Faggot” Milo Yiannopoulos last week at DePaul University, they appeared to be of the “less intelligent” variety of Homo sapiens.
WHY ARE SO MANY JEWISH PEOPLE SHVITZING OVER TRUMP?
According to Think Progress, which is funded by a nice old Jewish man named George Soros, “Donald Trump has an anti-Semitism problem.” Jonathan Weisman, another nice Jewish man who writes for The New York Times, claims that he has been relentlessly harassed by anti-Semitic Trump supporters, although “I am not the first Jewish journalist to experience the onslaught.” And Ben Shapiro, who is roughly as tall as a lawn jockey, has repeatedly informed the world that Trump’s ascendancy has exposed him to the ugly and acne-ridden visage of American anti-Semitism in all its florid yuckiness.
What’s odd is that Trump speaks well of Jews, reminds the world that his daughter has magically transformed into a Jew, and claims to love “the Jews” just like he loves “the blacks” and “the Hispanics.” Maybe it was the time he told a group of Jewish donors “I don’t need your money?” Or was it the time he tooted his golden dog whistle warning about the “false song of globalism”?
We here at Taki’s Mag encourage the world’s Jewish people to contact us and explain why you don’t like Donald Trump.
“LIBERATED NEGRO” SAYS “DONALD TRUMP IS THE NEXT HARRIET TUBMAN”
Since black Trump supporters are just about the most enjoyable thing in the world these days, we close out this week with a nod to a self-described “Liberated Negro” named Jeffery McNeil, who writes:
It’s embarrassing to see how many Negroes walk around grinning with Obama shirts and hats. They have a black president who did so little for them….Although I”m of African descent, I don”t share the same plantation mentality prevalent among Negroes….Message to my black brothers: You are free, you no longer have to stay on the liberal plantation. Donald Trump is the next Harriet Tubman….All aboard! The Trump Train’s coming, but will the black man have enough sense to get on board?
Only time will tell, Liberated Negro. The history books will also tell whether Donald Trump is remembered as the new millennium’s first truly Liberated Caucasian.