September 04, 2016
LENA DUNHAM’s ASIAN RAPE SLUR
Lena Dunham is a dumpling-shaped she-monster who falsely accuses men of rape and once bragged of placing pebbles in her baby sister’s vagina. Last week her doughy frame was nearly eaten alive by her fans as they turned on her for a 2011 Tweet that suggested Asian men are less likely to be rapists than men of other races.
This is patently untrue, and Dunham needs to be called out and publicly shamed for her lie”despite their tiny penises, a study published in Lancet revealed that a full quarter of men in Asia confessed that they had successfully raped a woman at least once in their lifetimes. So despite the racist myths peddled by opportunistic hacks such as Lena Dunham, Asian men are no slouches when it comes to rape.
ENGLISH GIRL COMMITS SUICIDE RATHER THAN BE CALLED A “RACIST”
Sixteen-year-old Phoebe Connop of England’s West Midlands allegedly hanged herself for fear that the local Asian community would think she’s a racist. Connop had been communicating with an Asian”which in England more often means “brown Muslim” rather than “yellow Buddhist””male online, and at one point during a private discussion with friends on Instagram, she doctored a photo of herself wherein she darkened her skin and wrapped a scarf around her head. She allegedly commented that this is what she’d have to look like in order to gain the approval of her suitor’s parents. But then her friends circulated the image more widely, she reportedly became “scared of what the reaction might be from the Asian community in her area.” And so she is thought to have killed herself because she lives in a world where it’s better to be dead than to be called a racist.
JEWISH WRITER: JEWS AREN”T WHITE
Writing for the Jewish Journal, self-identified Jewish man Tom Teicholz explains that Jews will always tend toward leftism because they carry the ancient memory of their Egyptian enslavement in their very DNA. He argues that this is why Jews tend to support black political causes:
Jews will always believe Black Lives matter because Jews do not think of themselves as “White People.” You have but to walk down a street in Tel Aviv to see the multiplicity of Jewish skin colors. You have but to live as a Jew in any time in history, in any country including the United States, to recognize we are not the White People “ we were not the White People allowed into certain clubs, schools, neighborhoods for most of American history.
Thanks for clearing that up, Tom.
NO CLUBS FOR WHITE VOLK
Minnesota’s ironically named Camp Courage has canceled a Labor Day Weekend booking for the Asatru Folk Assembly, a Nordic-heritage group derided by one scholar as “a hate group on the extreme fringe of Heathenry.” Among the group’s alleged misdeeds was a Facebook post lauding “our feminine ladies, our masculine gentlemen and, above all, our beautiful white children.”
And our esteemed associates at the Southern Poverty Law Center, which refuses to label Black Lives Matter as a “hate group,” plans to list White Lives Matter as a hate group in its exciting upcoming 2017 “hate group map and list.” Mark Potok, the SPLC’s rumpled and confused-looking spokesperson, explained that White Lives Matter are “neo-Nazis who think white people are the cream of the earth.” A response from White Lives Matter stated that the SPLC is “a Jewish organization acting in the interests of a political ideology known as Talmudic Zionism.”
If white people aren’t allowed to have clubs, it might make sense for them to start carrying clubs.