Christian Bonk

Christian Bonk

Christian Bonk was born in Canada and works as a University Instructor, freelance writer and musician. He is married and divides his time between Canada and Poland.


Imam Shahid Mehdi

The Muff-Crazed Mufti

Imam Shahid Mehdi"€”interpreter of Islamic law, respected Muslim scholar, and former lingerie salesman"€”is a Denmark-based mufti who managed to outrage both the left-wing Unity List Party and the right-wing Danish People's Party in his host ...

Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un

Dictators and Celebrities

When a fashion magazine recently sponsored former NBA star Dennis Rodman's visit to North Korea there were howls of outrage about the morally dubious spectacle of Rodman boasting in a series of Tweets about the "€œepic feast"€ and bacchanalian ...

Quevenzhané Wallis

The Onion’s Big Mistake

The Twittersphere got itself into a lather this week after the venerable American parody newspaper The Onion ran an unusually nasty Tweet mocking the Oscars:Everyone else seems afraid to say it, but that Quevenzhané Wallis is kind of a cunt, ...

Coldplay looking

The Gayest Study Ever

A recent study from the University of Michigan finds that the ever-popular youth expression "€œthat's so gay"€ is actually harmful to gay, lesbian, and bisexual students. According to CBS News: Data suggests gay, lesbian and bisexual college ...

Groping for Terrorists

Here are my experiences with airport security at various spots around the world during the past several years. CHICAGO It is a hot day in early September, and I"€™m standing at O"€™Hare in a line of approximately one hundred tired and ...

Early Childhood Reeducation Camps

Does being an early childhood educator turn you into a meddlesome nitwit, or are meddlesome nitwits instinctively drawn to careers in early childhood education? It's a tough call. One recent example of the WE KNOW WHAT's BEST FOR YOUR CHILDREN ...

The Moral Implications of Dwarf Tossing

In late January of this year, an event occurred which may have dramatic implications for our conception of human dignity, our understanding of the individual's place in society, and perhaps even for the eternal dream of achieving the brotherhood of ...

The Week in Political Obits: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

It is sometimes said that death comes in threes, and the weekend before Christmas 2011 saw a striking trio of public figures meet their ends. Either due to a strange cosmic alignment or our creator’s bravado display of quirky humor, the past ...

You Are Now Entering…The Shariah Zone

As the world struggles to make sense of Anders Breivik’s ugly, senseless slaughter and largely incoherent online manifesto, you might have thought that the Islamist fringe would have enjoyed having the heat taken off them while the world’s ...

Adolf Hitler

There’s Something About Adolf

Hitler is all over the news again. These past few months, you can’t throw a rock without it careening off the head of a public figure who put his/her foot in it by saying something about Der Führer—often something surprisingly complimentary, ...

The High Cost of Insulting a Canadian Lesbian

On April 20th of this year, a group called the BCHRT (British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal, a sort of maple-syrup-flavored version of a Stalinist show-trial committee) fined stand-up comedian Guy Earle $15,000 for offending a lesbian woman, Lorna ...

Philip Roth

Philip Roth: Still Offending the Squares

Even as a septuagenarian, Philip Roth can’t seem to stop offending the kind of people who make it their business to be offended all the damn time. The latest case in point: the very public and ill-tempered resignation of feminist writer Carmen ...


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