Bad Medicine

Speaking before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, the embattled ex-CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals, Martin Shkreli, defended his choice to increase the price of an HIV-fighting drug the best way he knew how: by invoking his Fifth Amendment right to stay silent, beguiling his ...

Bernie Sanders

Wolf in Donkey’s Clothing

Who would have thought the best presidential ad of the cycle would come from a self-identified socialist? Senator Bernie Sanders"€™ latest campaign video is not full of demagoguery or puerile cracks about personal appearance. There is no fearmongering. It doesn"€™t even feature the candidate ...

Elizabeth Warren

What Happened to the Wall Street Sheriff?

Elizabeth Warren is a no-good, stinkin"€™ fraud. Yes, we"€™re all familiar with her embellishing her family bloodline by claiming to be a descendant of Native Americans to get favorable treatment as a tenured professor at Harvard Law School. But let's not focus on her red-skinned ...

Washington D.C.

Pols on Patrol

2015 may be the last year when Americans think of Washington, D.C., as a safe city. Last June, a video of a brutal beating between two black men on the city's Metro line went viral. One month later, on July 4, a young black man named Jasper Spires stabbed an American University graduate nearly 40 ...

We”€™re All Fascists Now

After decades of bitterly partisan acrimony, a consensus has been forged. Americans on all sides of the political compass finally agree on something: Donald Trump is a "€œfascist."€ And they say our country is too divided politically to see eye to eye on anything. Liberals, who are more apt ...

Marco Rubio

A Campus Crock

To the average observer, the ongoing fight for the Republican presidential nomination is enough to make you hurl. Outside of Donald Trump's common-sense-laced rants, little wisdom is found in the GOP's televised pissing matches. There was one exception, however, in a recent debate when Florida ...

Reclaiming the Metaphysical Battlefield

The U.S. Department of Education just ruled that an Illinois school district violated the rights of a transgender student by not letting him use the girls"€™ locker room. The student identifies as a female but still has the schlong God gifted him with at birth. In a more sensible time he would be ...

Waiting for the Good Old Days

A Department of Justice official recently announced that radical Islamists pose less of a threat to the country than "€œanti-government and hate groups."€ You heard right: Online trolls are a bigger danger than fanatics who chop off heads. The feds are reacting to this rise in homespun ...

Chromosomal Damage

Since when did sexual harassment become the go-to reaction of women in the workplace? According to Kim Elsesser, author of the new book Sex and the Office, the widespread fear of sexual-harassment suits has made it nearly impossible for men and women to work together in a professional setting. The ...

White Plight

Former Virginia senator Jim Webb is campaigning for president to bring low-income whites back to the Democratic Party, recently telling Yahoo News that "€œI think that [the Democrats] have kind of unwittingly used this group, white working males, as a whipping post for a lot of their ...