Jim Goad

Jim Goad

Jim Goad is the author of four books, including The Redneck Manifesto.<img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=taksmag-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0684838648" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;"He is the former editor of "ANSWER Me!" magazine and currently hosts jimgoad.net. Though many people find him to be beneath contempt, he sincerely claims he doesn't know what the big deal is. At various points he has found employment as a radio host, a country singer, and a cabdriver. He lives in Stone Mountain, Georgia.


Cultural Caviar

Gillette’s Castration Razor

Jan 21 2019

So when will Gillette be rolling out its new line of self-castration razors for men? Unless you’ve been living under a rock on Venus, you

Cultural Caviar

Eric Black, Jr.

Stubbing Your Toe While Rushing to Judgment

Jan 14 2019

On Sunday, December 30 2018 near Houston, TX at around 6:50AM, a seven-year-old black girl named Jazmine Barnes was shot to death in the backseat

Cultural Caviar

So What If Jesus Was Jewish?

Jan 07 2019

Last time I looked at a map, the Middle East was not part of Europe. Neither is it a part of the West—it’s not even

Cultural Caviar

Alexandra Ocasio Cortez

The 18 Most Annoying People of 2018

Dec 31 2018

Another year has passed. Let us shove it off the cliff and watch its brains get bashed to paste on the rocks as it falls.

Politics

Fake News, Fake Rednecks

Dec 24 2018

Imagine if an award-winning American journalist had spent three weeks in Eastern Germany and written a feature article about secret bunkers where neo-Nazis were training

Cultural Caviar

Julian von Abele

Love is Now a Hate Crime

Dec 17 2018

On December 9 at about 4AM, a student at Columbia University filmed another student committing the unpardonable sin of declaring that he loves being white.

Another Defenestration

Kevin Hart

The Gay Mafia Claims Another Scalp

Dec 10 2018

Black comedian Chris Rock has hosted the Academy Awards twice—in 2005 and 2016. Before hosting his first Oscars, he joked that the only black men

Cultural Caviar

Talking Down to the Blacks

Dec 03 2018

A new study from Yale and Princeton shows that only white liberals are dumb enough to think they can appease black people by acting dumb

Cultural Caviar

In Defense of Franklin Armstrong

Nov 26 2018

If—like me—you were alarmed and horrified over the Thanksgiving holiday to hear that cartoonist Charles M. Schulz of Peanuts fame was an unrepentant racist, you

#RESISTANCE

Eric Swalwell

The Right to Bear Nukes

Nov 19 2018

Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) has an annoying habit of reminding people that we don’t live in the 18th century anymore. He seems to think that

Cultural Caviar

White Women Gonna White

Nov 12 2018

Last Tuesday’s deeply anticipated/dreaded “Blue Wave” that threatened to engulf the midterm elections turned into an underwhelming Blue Trickle, and white women are getting blamed

Media

Don Lemon

The Evidence Is Overwhelming

Nov 05 2018

Don Lemon is a black man, and the evidence is overwhelming that black people are very bad at math. This may help explain—although it does

Cultural Caviar

Cesar Sayoc

MAGAbomber Suspect: A Case of Homosexual Panic?

Oct 29 2018

Amid the reams of personal information that have been released about MAGAbombing suspect Cesar Sayoc since his arrest on Friday, I have yet to find

#RESISTANCE

Gavin McInnes

Zero Intolerance for Intolerance

Oct 22 2018

Surely by now you've heard the story about that hate crime involving a criminal gang of fascist white-supremacist neo-Nazi alt-right bigots who swarmed peaceful protestors

Another Defenestration

Kanye West

Uncle Tom Goes to Washington

Oct 15 2018

Kanye West made a lot of black people unhappy last week, and for that he deserves a cookie. In a modern remake of 1970’s infamous

Cultural Caviar

Hoaxing the Pseudo-Academic Nitwits

Oct 08 2018

The best thing about being a modern academic is that you don’t have to know anything or prove anything—you simply need to have the right

Politics

Brett Kavanaugh circa 1980

Brett Kavanaugh Is a White Man

Oct 01 2018

In case you’ve been vacationing on Pluto and were unaware, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is being accused of tryin’ ta sorta do somethin’-somethin’ to

Cultural Caviar

What the Bible Really Says About Homos

Sep 24 2018

Claiming that homosexuality and Christianity are incompatible, Rev. Paul Kalchik—a Catholic priest from Chicago’s North Side with blazing blue eyes, eager lips, and a warm,

Issue of the Century

Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama Is Literally Hitler

Sep 17 2018

Wouldn’t it suck to find out that one of your lifelong heroes such as, say, Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Klansman? What if it

Politics

Jair Bolsonaro

What Doesn’t Stab You to Death Only Makes You Stronger

Sep 10 2018

Last Thursday in the southeastern Brazilian city of Juiz de Fora, Jair Bolsonaro—variously described as “the most misogynistic, hateful elected official in the democratic world”

Cultural Caviar

Generational Astrology for Dummies

Sep 03 2018

As someone who was born at the tail end of the “Baby Boom” (1946-1964), I can say with good faith that I never voted to

All About Me

Asia Argento

The Tart Is Deceitful Above All Things

Aug 27 2018

Just as there’s a tremendous difference between acting ethically and feeling the need to announce to the world that you’re an ethical person, there is

Cultural Caviar

Let’s All Tell More “White People” Jokes!

Aug 20 2018

What’s the deal with white people? [the almost entirely white audience laughs] I mean, right—like, what the hell? [more laughter] Like, I mean, we’ve told

Another Defenestration

Alex Jones

Big Tech Swings the Hate Hammer Again

Aug 13 2018

“There’s a war on for your mind,” Alex Jones has insisted for years. If that’s true, several more shots were fired last week, many of

Cultural Caviar

Sarah Jeong

Rise of the Social Justice Dragon Lady

Aug 06 2018

Last Wednesday The New York Times announced that it had hired 30-year-old Sarah Jeong as their lead technology writer, praising her “verve and erudition” and

Uncategorized

The Magical World of African Journalism

Jul 30 2018

Living as we do in a racist society that acts like white people are the greatest thing since sliced bread—even though everyone knows George Washington