No Burritos For You!

I"€™m not a fan of Mexican food, for reasons which should be obvious. Although I hold Mexicans in the highest esteem as a proud and noble (if exceedingly short) people, they tend to score poorly on standardized tests and have never invented much of note beyond nachos. I can"€™t think of a ...

1 + 1 = You”€™re a Racist

Piper Harron is an unhappy-looking black woman whose mood would be greatly improved if white male math professors would just "€™fess up to their unearned privilege and quit their jobs. She is currently a "€œtemporary assistant professor"€ in mathematics at the University of Hawaii at Manoa, ...

Angela Merkel

The Genetic Dead Ends Who Rule Europe

When France decided to slit its own throat last week and elect the childless Emmanuel Macron as its president over the bustier and more fecund Marine Le Pen, it made him the ninth current European leader whose loins have borne no fruit. In addition to France, childless men and barren women ...

William Shatner

Confronting the Misandropologists

World-renowned space-traveler and recording artist William Shatner upset wide swaths of the progressive sci-fi nerd community last week when he dared to allege that women sometimes hate men. Writing on Twitter"€”which, for better or worse, is the closest the public has to an agora these ...

Bill Nye

Bill Nye’s Fake Science

Bill Nye became famous in the 1990s with a PBS kids"€™ show called Bill Nye The Science Guy. His new series for Netflix is called Bill Nye Saves the World. See the difference there? The title of the first show suggests objectivity. The title of the new show implies ideological activism with a ...

Kori Muhammad

The Wages of Pathological Altruism

Here's what I know about Kori Ali Muhammad: First off, he's black. He can"€™t shut up about it. He's one of those latter-day American blacks who has his head so far up his ass sniffing his blackness, he fails to see all the sunshine this white world has to offer him. Even Hitler wasn"€™t as ...

The Original Sin of Our Times

We are told"€”actually, we have it drilled into our skulls with nonstop ideological jackhammers and Shame Tasers almost from birth"€”that no one is "€œborn racist,"€ whatever the hell that stupid scare word means. In their 1949 musical South Pacific, Rodgers and Hammerstein (insert triple ...

Why’d You Do It, Don?

Late Thursday afternoon I was checking into a motel in Gallup, NM, also known as "€œDrunk Town, USA."€ Stranded in far western New Mexico and surrounded by dissolute Injun reservations, this gloriously seedy tiny town serves as the major supply center for a proud but beaten-down group it used ...

The Happy Hoteps

Ladies and gents, it is my sublime pleasure as a man of intensely European ancestry to introduce you to the most thoroughly enjoyable American Negro Identity Group to come down the pike since the Black Israelites. They call themselves Hotep Nation. The word "€œHotep"€ is allegedly derived ...

Vladimir Putin

The Russian Deflection

From where I"€™m sitting"€”and if you want to get technical, it's on a cushioned chair in front of a computer on a farm in Georgia"€”the only way that Russia could possibly have "€œundermined American democracy"€ during the last election would be if they"€™d hacked the voting booths. ...