Joe Bob Briggs

Joe Bob Briggs

Joe Bob Briggs is the drive-in movie critic of Grapevine, Texas, currently resident in New York City, where his pop culture commentary appears in print, on television and at various dive bars that defy the modern world by allowing the smoking of cigars.

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Nina Stirs Things Up in Wisconsin

Jan 17 2019

NEW YORK—Well, the neo-Puritans have struck again. A few weeks ago my old friend Nina Hartley was blogging about how she’d just spent a pleasant

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Herb Kelleher and the Flying Bus

Jan 10 2019

NEW YORK—My only conversation with Herb Kelleher happened in the mid-’70s, before he was famous, when he hunted me down through my editor at Texas

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Heather Nauert

How Can THAT WOMAN Know Anything?

Jan 03 2019

NEW YORK—The journalists are furious. (For those of you just tuning in, I don’t defame the reputations of real reporters and newsmen with the froufrou

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Closed? No Hurry. I’ll Come Back.

Dec 27 2018

DALLAS—What if the country shut down and nobody gave a flip? Entering day 6 of “The United States Is Closed,” I’m not seeing much evidence

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Free the Nunchucks!

Dec 20 2018

KATY, Tex.—The most amazing thing about Federal Judge Pamela Chen’s ruling on Monday that nunchakus are a legal weapon in America is that they’ve been

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Run Run Rudolph

Dec 13 2018

NEW YORK—Everyone’s talking about the article in the Huffington Post that has shown us the racism, homophobia, child abuse, bullying, sexism, and exploitation of the

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Which Part of This Performance Art Space Is the Actual Hotel Room?

Dec 06 2018

MINNEAPOLIS—Do you ever walk into a hotel room in a strange city and get the feeling you’ve been invited to a sleepover at a 1960s-style

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Suntory Hibiki

500 Years of Moonshine Might, You Know, Taste Better

Nov 29 2018

PHILADELPHIA—Lately I’ve been performing in the state that went to war over whiskey—the Whiskey Rebellion lasted longer than World War II and had several Barley

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Jim Acosta

The Media Shouldn’t Whine to the Courts

Nov 22 2018

NEW YORK—I don’t like it when newspapers or TV networks go whining to the courts. And it’s for a very selfish reason. The media in

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Resisting the Campus Speech Nazis

Nov 15 2018

DENVER—Every time I perform, I start out with a few comments about Safe Spaces and Trigger Warnings. 
I flash onto the screen a picture of

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Be Kind to Your Stripper

Nov 08 2018

NEW YORK—They just passed a new policy at Under Armour, the giant sports-apparel company with the cool corporate headquarters facing Baltimore Harbor: No more business

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Leave Harvard Alone

Nov 01 2018

NEW YORK—I can’t believe this, but I’m about to defend Harvard. Four years ago a group of Asian-Americans sued Harvard, claiming the college’s admissions policies


I’m Calling for a Stupidity Boycott

Oct 25 2018

AUSTIN—I think I have to boycott Kimberly-Clark. I’m sorry, guys. I know you’re a $46 billion company with 43,000 employees doing business in 175 countries,

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The Apathy Party

Oct 18 2018

SAN ANTONIO—In my college days I was a card-carrying member of the Apathy Party. Each year we would nominate “Mr. Commodore” for student government president,

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The New Standard of Lifetime Detention Hall

Oct 11 2018

DALLAS—The most amazing thing to me about the Kavanaugh Mess was the thousands of hours spent on psychoanalyzing his high school years. If anybody ever

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Okay, Coach, Then Don’t Feed Your Football Team

Oct 04 2018

NEW YORK—The reason I stopped being a sportswriter was that I could no longer deal with the concept of the coach’s interview. Since I was

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The Supreme Yacht Club

Sep 27 2018

NEW YORK—The problem with the Supreme Court is not any of the things being talked about today during the millions of monologues, speeches, network stand-ups,


Who Needs the Oscars?

Sep 20 2018

LEXINGTON, Ky.—Two hundred years from now an anthropologist will go through the digital archives of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and he’ll

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It’s 5 a.m. for Burt Reynolds

Sep 14 2018

LITTLE ROCK, Ark.—If you party hard enough in Little Rock, you eventually end up at a converted warehouse deep down in the Arkansas River bottoms

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Amateur Gossip Columnists Roaming Amongst Us

Sep 06 2018

NEW YORK—So I’m riding the downtown E train somewhere between 34th and 4th when one of New York’s mentally deranged performance artists starts reading loudly

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Zero Tolerance for Zero Tolerance

Aug 30 2018

NEW YORK—I have zero tolerance for anybody who keeps saying “zero tolerance.” You see it on signs at bars. You see it on signs at


500 Million Lazy Environmentalists

Aug 23 2018

NEW YORK—Okay, since there are 500 million plastic straws used every day, we need to stop using plastic straws. Wait. What? First of all, if

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Aug 16 2018

CHARLOTTE, N.C.—For those of you who are new to BDSM, let me explain a few of the basics. The letters BDSM stand for Bondage Discipline

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The Fake “Fake News” T-Shirt Story Perpetrated by Fake News Fakers

Aug 09 2018

NEW YORK—So I have to admit, I’m one of the people who would wear the “Fake News” T-shirt that was on sale at the Newseum


Joseph-Siffred Duplessis portrait of Benjamin Franklin

Hundred-Dollar Bills Make Me Nervous

Aug 02 2018

NEW YORK—So I’m standing behind a guy at the drugstore who says, “I’m sorry, I don’t have anything smaller,” and he pulls out a roll

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Probiotics: Here, Drink Some Gut Slime

Jul 26 2018

NEW YORK—Is probiotic a real word or did somebody make that up just to be a smart-ass? I mean, antibiotics I understand—pesticides for the body,