John Wayne

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Even though black women outlive white men in America, and even though the greatest threat to black people in America is other black people, a lot of dingbats in places both high and low have gobbled down the ludicrous fiction that America might as well be the Khmer Rouge and black people might as well be counterrevolutionary Cambodian peasants.

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Then, when it became very clear that the real intent of the exemption was to expose black people to coronavirus and make them easier to identify in criminal lineups, the county reversed their decision to exempt peeps o’ color.

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Google has begun punishing “far-right” websites not only for their articles, but for whatever commenters say under the articles—which is almost impossible to police twenty-four hours a day.

Philadelphia, PA

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If you think it’s shameful to enter a beauty pageant to be selected as “Miss Hitler,” imagine the shame of not even winning.

Joe Exotic

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Are you getting the sense that black Americans are incapable of being happy unless they’re destroying something?

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We wish Bibi the best of luck in fighting off charges which are clearly motivated by anti-Semitism and a nihilistic urge to drag Israel down to the status of Third World countries such as the United States.

Canadian Geese

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They put them in chains, and now they won’t let them wear gold chains. This country is sick.

Benjamin Netanyahu

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One tiny girl in one tiny part of Great Britain may have just struck a major blow against the Tranny Orthodoxy that threatens to drive all of that nation’s children insane.

Joe Biden

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How many more deadly viruses and insects will it take before we as a nation realize that Asians don’t like us?

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Bob Dylan

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If you’ve learned anything from the coronavirus pandemic, you should have at least learned that the world is stuffed to the rafters with know-it-alls who don’t know anything.

H. Rap Brown

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The European mainstream understands perfectly that supporting immigration will harm Europe, which is precisely why they support it.

President Trump

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It’s more likely that in Iran, the coronavirus will spread through the shrine-licking Muslim’s body rather than any of Allah’s wisdom.

Ilhan Omar

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In case you were unaware—or, more likely, you were so keenly aware that you decided it was wise to keep your mouth shut decades ago, which is why you still have a job and aren’t homeless or in federal prison—we’re currently trapped in a culture that is so suffocatingly hostile toward dissenting opinions that it makes Pol Pot look like a free-speech absolutist.

Francisco Franco

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Socialists believe in equality and that all disparities in performance are due to hatred and greed rather than disparities in ability, which is supremely dumb.

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China—birthplace of the coronavirus and the place where it was possibly invented—is a nation of 1.4 billion people, roughly three of whom are free to speak their mind at any given time.

Amber Heard

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At this point, it’s safer never to open your mouth. Just let everyone else yell at you, and we’ll all live happily ever after.

Michael Bloomberg

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Did you ever get the sense that half of the world sees a completely different world than you do?

Vince Vaughn

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If the Times actually practiced journalism instead of peddling ideology, they would realize that to qualify as a “white nationalist,” much less an “open” one, someone would have had to have said, at least once in their 70+ years, something along the lines of “I desire an all-white nation.”

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Ricky Gervais is a British comedian who strikes us as effeminate, but that might be because all British males strike us as effeminate.


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