Trump Supporters and Their Fair-Weather Friends

Rapper Kanye West was just carted away to a mental institution for #TrumpingWhileBlack and he will likely spend Thanksgiving in his hospital room. West's team has canceled his tour and concluded he's lost his mind because he's a black man who sees the merits of a Trump presidency. "€œI didn"€™t ...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

A Dummy’s Guide to Lowbrow Culture

After 9/11, Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter declared "€œthe end of the age of irony."€ Now that politics has been taken over by a winner, we declare "€œthe end of the age of politics."€ Trump promised us we"€™d get bored of winning and I already am. The New York Times has apologized ...

Chris Evans as Captain America

Celebrity Meltdowns

What are all these celebrities still doing here? Didn"€™t they promise us they were gone if Trump won? So many of them said they were heading to Canada, street artist Sabo created a fake real estate company to help them move. Now that it's time to make good on their promise they"€™re strangely ...

If We Lose

What if Hillary wins? We don"€™t have to think about what to do if we win. If we win, we will wear Hawaiian shirts every day and carry around our own personal beer stein that says "€œ#MAGA."€ It"€™ll be like when Vince Neil regained control of Mötley Crüe: The natural symbiosis of ...

A Woman Should Vote With Her Husband

This election is going to have unprecedented political infidelity. A good 20 percent of husbands for Trump predict their wife won"€™t vote with them. This is wrong for a number of reasons but the biggie is, a family is supposed to be a cohesive unit. He can"€™t have his better half canceling ...

The Week of Maximum Overdrive

There are less than three weeks left before Election Day and if the next two are anything like this one, we"€™re going to have a heart attack. On Monday, James O"€™Keefe announced he was going to release a damning piece of evidence every day running up to Nov. 8. At noon, he dropped the ...

Marcus Epstein

Grabbing Art by the Pussy

Last Saturday, at Gallery 151 in New York, photographer Lucian Wintrich put on a pro-Trump art show entitled "€œDaddy Will Save Us."€ I was one of the featured artists and contributed three large-format prints. There was also pharmaceutical enfant terrible Martin Shkreli, the racially charged ...

Love Your Fellow Hater

The alt-right is having a moment. Hillary is bringing them up in speeches and everyone is talking about the frog. However, just as they"€™re gaining mainstream attention, they appear to be attacking anyone remotely left of far, far right. This could be a way to ensure their side is represented ...

Rioting: The Unbeatable High

It's fun watching the pundits on CNN try to intellectualize the riots in Charlotte. They bounce stats around and wonder aloud if the protesters are more angry about 19th-century lynchings or 20th-century segregation. They keep talking about bus seats and Alabama like anyone throwing a brick gives a ...

How Did it Happen?

On Saturday night, my boys and I were watching the Mets defeat the Minnesota Twins at Citifield in Queens. It was a typically patriotic event that opened with "€œThe Star-Spangled Banner"€ and included the Veteran of the Game moment where a player presents a war vet with an American flag and ...