Nicholas James Pell

Nicholas James Pell

Nicholas Pell is a freelance writer whose work has appeared in VICE, Thought Catalog, Salon, LA Weekly, and Made Man. Prior to being a writer, he held just about every low-paying drudge job you can think of, from welder to warehouse clerk. A product of blue-collar New England, Pell currently resides in rural Ireland.


Obit

The Church of Chick

Jack Chick is dead, alas, and along with him any hope for new additions to his corpus of s...
Ted Cruz

Elections

Kamikaze Cruz

The big news of the day: Ted Cruz declined to endorse Donald Trump. Instead, he used his R...

Idiocracy

Eggs Over Black

Activists set a new low in terms of abject stupidity this week by haranguing brunching mil...

Idiocracy

Against Stuff!

You knew that climate change could be blamed for any kind of weather, but did you know tha...

GOP

Ted Cruz’s Lying Circus

It might be a naïveté stemming from my mere 34 years on earth, but is Ted Cruz not t...

Bitch

Canada’s Mean Tweets

Canada is nice in a totalitarian sort of way, like some lost episode of The Twilight Zone ...
Dayna Morales

Modern Weapons

Peak Victimhood

Dayna Morales is a waitress currently on suspension at Gallop Asian Bistro in Bridgewater,...

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