Do the Rich Have Better Sex?

It’s poetry in motion and now she’s making love to me. The spheres are in commotion, The elements in harmony. She blinded me with science! "€”Thomas Dolby, "€œShe Blinded Me With Science,"€ 1982 It was one of those headlines that automatically gets a Drudge link: "€œWealthy ...

First-Night Privileges

. . . That's when she told me a story About free milk and a cow. She said, "€˜No hug-ee, no kiss-ee, Until I get a wedding vow."€™ "€”"€œKeep Your Hands to Yourself,"€ The Georgia Satellites, 1986 Laura Gallier, who runs a Texas-based abstinence education program, was dumbfounded by ...

Advertising is Rape

Just in case you hadn"€™t noticed, ladies, you are being oppressed, exploited, abused, beaten, enslaved, murdered and raped. This evil is being perpetrated by the patriarchy, and Barack Obama is part of it. Oh, also Dolce & Gabbana, Levis, Wrangler, Jimmy Choo, BMW, Corona beer, and Captain ...

Of Mistresses and Misplaced Outrage

She calls herself "€œMelissa Beech,"€ and if we take her thumbnail biography at face value, she's a college senior, living in Philadelphia"€”and living in lavish style, thanks to her wealthy boyfriend. A successful media professional, he pays her rent, showers her with gifts, and takes her ...