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Jun 01 2015

The Week's Sappiest, Crappiest, and Nappiest Headlines BALTIMORE, BLOODY BALTIMORE What's been referred to by the Pansy Press as "€œunrest"€ in Baltimore"€”which makes it sound

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May 25 2015

The Week's Most Daunting, Haunting, and Taunting Headlines ERIN GO GAY The arc of the moral universe bent over, grabbed its ankles, and accepted “justice”

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The Week That Perished

May 18 2015

The Week's Most Audacious, Tenacious, and Salacious Headlines CAN AMERICA STOMACH HARRIET TUBMAN's FACE ON THE $20 BILL? It’s hard to imagine a universe in

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The Week That Perished

May 11 2015

The Week's Most Humorous, Ludicrous, and Unscrupulous Headlines THE JIHADISTS WHO COULDN"€™T SHOOT STRAIGHT From all appearances, the anti-jihadist polemicist Pamela Geller is a shrieking,

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Ed Miliband

The Week That Perished

May 04 2015

The Week's Most Panderous, Scandalous, and Slanderous Headlines ENGLAND's NEXT JEWISH PRIME MINISTER? Ed Miliband's parents were Jewish refugees to England who"€™d escaped Nazi persecution.

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Bruce Jenner

The Week That Perished

Apr 27 2015

The Week's Most Temperamental, Detrimental, and Occidental Headlines BRUCE GENDER Last Friday night, nearly 40 years after establishing himself as the world's greatest athlete by

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The Week That Perished

Apr 20 2015

The Week's Most Maddening, Saddening, and Fattening Headlines THOSE DARNED GAYS AND THEIR DAMNED CAKES In what is unquestionably the most urgent and compelling civil-rights

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Hillary Clinton

The Week That Perished

Apr 13 2015

The Week's Most Bilious, Supercilious, and Punctilious Headlines COVER YOUR BALLS, GENTS: HILLARY CLINTON IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT A stern warning to the white males

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The Week That Perished

Apr 06 2015

The Week's Most Dreadful, Fretful, and Regretful Headlines GAY-KILLING DUO GETS GAY-MARRIED IN PRISON It is perhaps darkly poetic that the "€œUK's first same-sex prison

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Elton John

The Week That Perished

Mar 30 2015

The Week's Most Peerless, Fearless, and Cheerless Headlines SPRING BREAK 2015: MASS SHOOTING AT FLORIDA HOUSE PARTY The normally placid Gulf Coast town of Panama

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Azealia Banks

The Week That Perished

Mar 23 2015

The Week's Queerest, Dearest, and Severest Headlines BLACK FEMALE RAPPER: "€œI HATE FAT WHITE AMERICANS"€ The Harlem-born muff-diving female rapper named Azealia Banks has a

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Michelle Obama

The Week That Perished

Mar 16 2015

The Week's Most Kinetic, Splenetic, and Frenetic Headlines THE QUESTION THAT REFUSES TO DIE: DOES MICHELLE OBAMA LOOK LIKE AN APE? Racists, Republicans, Tea Partiers,

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Nathan Bedford Forrest

The Week That Perished

Mar 09 2015

The Week's Most Dreadful, Fretful, and Regretful Headlines GAY ACTIVIST FAKES HIS OWN ABDUCTION Adam Hoover has been a vocal"€”or, if you prefer, shrill"€”gay-rights activist

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The Week That Perished

Mar 02 2015

The Week's Most Vapid, Rabid, and Acrid Headlines TV ANCHOR SUSPENDED FOR SAYING "€œJIGABOO"€ The term "€œjigaboo"€"€”which Urban Dictionary describes as “the funniest sounding racial

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The Week That Perished

Feb 23 2015

The Week's Most Resounding, Astounding, and Confounding Headlines THEIR KAMPF Despite the fact that they lost"€”and 70 years ago at that"€”it's hard to think of

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Shirley MacLaine

The Week That Perished

Feb 16 2015

The Week's Most Ferocious, Atrocious, and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Headlines MUSLIM ARTIST PAINTS "€œCOEXIST"€ MURAL, REPORTEDLY GETS BEATEN BY MUSLIMS The instantly recognizable "€œCOEXIST"€ logo"€”which incorporates an

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Brian WIlliams

The Week That Perished

Feb 09 2015

The Week's Most Ominous, Ponderous, and Neo-Communist Headlines LYIN"€™ BRIAN WILLIAMS NBC, famous for deliberately editing George Zimmerman's 911 call to create the false impression

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Steven Spielberg

The Week That Perished

Feb 02 2015

The Week's Most Dismal, Abysmal, and Baptismal Headlines WHY YOU SHOULDN"€™T REFER TO PEOPLE OF COLOR AS "€œCOLORED PEOPLE"€ Grammatically, "€œcolored people"€ is undeniably more

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Billy Crystal

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Jan 26 2015

The Week's Snappiest, Scrappiest, and Crappiest Headlines SHOVING ALL THAT GAY STUFF IN OUR FACES AND DOWN OUR THROATS Two gay icons from the 1970s

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George Soros

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Jan 19 2015

The Week's Most Frustrating, Irritating, and Aggravating Headlines FRANCE MARCHES FOR FREE SPEECH, THEN ARRESTS DOZENS FOR SPEAKING On Sunday January 11, an estimated 3.7

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Jan 12 2015

The Week's Most Hateful, Fateful, and Ungrateful Headlines EXCEPT FOR THE SEVEN BILLION OF US WHO AREN"€™T CHARLIE HEBDO, WE ARE ALL CHARLIE HEBDO The

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Lyndon B. Johnson

The Week That Perished

Jan 05 2015

PIERCING LBJ's HALO Those who do not learn from history are doomed to watch stupid Hollywood movies about it. The film Selma, set for release

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Mayor Bill de Blasio

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Dec 29 2014

The Week's Most Addictive, Predictive, and Vindictive Headlines NYPD TURNS ITS BACK ON THE MAYOR The New York Police Department and New York Mayor Bill

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Geert Wilders

The Week That Perished

Dec 22 2014

The Week's Most Dubious, Salubrious, and Lugubrious Headlines THE DAY THE REDS SILENCED HOLLYWOOD On Friday the FBI announced that North Korean authorities were behind

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The Week That Perished

Dec 08 2014

The Week's Most Arthritic, Parasitic, and Anti-Semitic Headlines ERIC GARNER's DEATH: WHO's RESPONSIBLE? Can one be faulted for thinking that black Americans need to find

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The Week That Perished

Dec 01 2014

The Week's Most Immediate, Expedient, and Disobedient Headlines RUMOR SPREADS THROUGH FERGUSON: BLACK LIVES MATTER One of the mythical linchpins propping up the megatons of