We were watching it from my studio in the South Bronx and every time Ye dug his heels in, my producer and I stared at each other in disbelief. This was the most entertaining television since the Sex Pistols called Bill Grundy a “fucking rotter.” We had never seen anything like it.
Ye’s outrageous behavior in recent weeks has cost him $600 million in sponsorships, partnerships, pending deals, and contracts. The remaining $400 million has been frozen by his bank. Hours before we arrived, Ye had received a text from his new fiancée that said, “I can’t do this anymore.” Though it was never said, my understanding is it has also cost him access to his kids. He had lost everything, but I got the feeling it was missing his kids that was really crushing him. If you want to destroy a man, give him everything he wants. If you really want to destroy a man, take away his family. Ye was experiencing both at the same time and it gave him an almost suicidal “fuck it” attitude.
One of the upsides of being in the canceled community is that when others fall into the Star Wars trash compactor with you, you get to talk to them. I know everyone associated with Ye’s presidential campaign, including ex-gay Milo Yiannopoulos, “Stop the Steal” organizer Ali Alexander, and alt-right enfant terrible Nick Fuentes. Funny enough, Nick called in to my show from his high school six years ago to ask what I thought of this Kanye guy. I said I hoped his new album lived up to the hype. It did.
So, it wasn’t difficult getting an okay to talk to Ye about his foray into the most taboo subject in America next to pedophilia: anti-Semitism. Though I’ve met a few sane intellectuals who are angered by the disproportional influence Jews have on banks, the media, academia, politics, and Hollywood, I see that train of thought as a rut. George Soros is a second-generation atheist; so is the head of The New York Times. My beef is with the elites and, yes, Jews are overrepresented in that group, but it’s because they tend to have high IQs. They’re overrepresented in medicine, chess, and math, too. I do recognize there is a kind of anti-Western ethnomasochism among the aforementioned departments, but you see it in elite goys just as strongly. Scotland has zero Jews and is the most woke country in Europe. Germany was self-hating way before Christianity. The pagans sacrificed babies the same way Planned Parenthood does today. “Don’t be stingy with your hate, Ye,” I planned to say, “there’s plenty to go around.” I also wanted to showcase the conservative Jews who resent the secular Bolsheviks as much as Ye does. What about astute right-wing lawyers such as Jon Gross, who’s helping me sue the town of Rutherford, N.J., for canceling my comedy show, and Ron Coleman, who’s helping me sue the SPLC? What about Ezra Levant and Dennis Prager and Lee Zeldin and Michael Savage and David Horowitz and Jonah Goldberg and Ben Shapiro and Libs of TikTok? I’m from Montreal, upstate New York, and Williamsburg, Brooklyn. I’ve been ensconced in Orthodox and Hasidic Jews my entire adult life. They’re cool.
After hearing Ye would do it, we took a taxi straight to the airport and got on the next flight to L.A. The following morning he agreed to meet at his warehouse, where infinite racks of clothing and shoes fill 5,000 square feet of prime real estate. Nick introduced me to Ye, who, despite being 5′ 8″, was wearing gigantic rubber boots that made him six feet tall. “Wow,” I was going to say, “you’re way taller than I thought you were.” I didn’t say that. I was nervous. I shook his hand and said, “Cool,” which made us both feel uncomfortable. Ye stared at his phone while I helped my tech guy set everything up. After seeing him walk out on Tim Pool after only a few minutes, I was determined to make everything go as smoothly as possible. Eventually, I made my way back over to him to try to establish a connection. I knew Ye had quit porn and I knew that would be a good subject to break the ice. Cool people and blacks and cool black people tend to think I’m a square because I wear suits, so a great icebreaker is to talk about sex in a vulgar way that shows I’m one of the guys. I think this is what Trump was doing with his “grab the pussy” comments. It’s a guy thing. You wouldn’t understand. “Porn is fucking gross,” I said. “It’s a bunch of strangers pulling on their dicks and staring at a meth head who can cut off her feelings during sex because she had to as a kid when she was getting raped by her uncle.” I also said quitting porn is great for marriage because, “and this is going to sound bad,” I warned, “it makes you rape your wife.” Ye laughed because he knew what I meant. Again, it’s a guy thing.
Boom, we were off to the races. Ye demanded he set up the shots. “I’m the greatest creative director in the room,” he insisted. I prefer the generic 60 Minutes setup, but Ye wanted an interrogation-room feel that included very tight one-shots of me, Nick, and himself. Unfortunately, Ye had taken a random paparazzi under his wing (most L.A. paps are poor blacks willing to get arrested or assaulted) who was completely incompetent as a director of photography. Despite the jarring shots, the interview went surprisingly well. I originally titled the video Saving Ye and it was meant to be ironic because (a) he hates that concept, and (b) what kind of arrogant moron thinks he’s going to show up and completely reverse the thinking of the third-most-famous person in the world (after Trump and Jesus)? I wasn’t there to change his mind. I was there to pitch an idea. He’s right about some stuff, but how about an alternative angle for the other stuff? That’s a much more endearing way to approach a disagreement—with options.
I did my pitch about Jews being overrepresented in high-paying fields like Hollywood and media, but I included law and science. Nick and Ye didn’t want to hear it. It’s not anti-Semitic to notice Jewish overrepresentation. The problem is when you ascribe some kind of Machiavellian plan for the destruction of America. I decided to take The Bell Curve’s angle where they say it’s okay to notice patterns; you just can’t apply them to the individual. “Blacks are overrepresented in violent crime,” I said, hoping to gain some racial empathy, “but when you see a black person, you start with a clean slate. Is that the way you are with Jews?” Ye rejected my analogy immediately with a flippant “Nope.” Coming from inside a Balenciaga mask it was such an unforgiving stance, we all burst out laughing. “This intervention isn’t going very well,” I added as we laughed some more. This moment went viral, and so it should. It’s funny. We can disagree. We can bounce ideas off of each other. What kind of pussy is scared of someone else’s thoughts? He’s not legislating anything. He’s not a threat. By censoring Ye and debanking him you are making a helluva case for anti-Semitism.
After the interview, we hung out for about an hour. We talked about the Holocaust and WWII. It became clear Ye didn’t have strong opinions about Jews or Hitler. He didn’t care. “I don’t care about myself,” he said. “You think I give a shit about Jews?” I got the feeling he was so devastated by the lack of access to his kids, he didn’t really care whether he lives or dies. He’s like the WWI soldiers in All Quiet on the Western Front. The “fight or flight” gene has been replaced with “do your worst.” Ye reminded me of early-aughts NYC with artists such as Dash Snow and Terry Richardson who enjoyed offending people and didn’t care how they were perceived. I don’t believe Ye’s words have led to more anti-Semitism. I think the Jewish reaction to his words have. He said Jews control the banks and the media. He was immediately pilloried by the media for this and the banks froze his accounts. If you want to show the world someone’s wrong about you, maybe don’t do exactly what they’re accusing you of doing.
]]>This will be my last column for Takimag. It’s been almost exactly ten years at about 1,000 words a week. That’s half a million words or the equivalent of half a dozen books. I’m so thankful to Taki and his daughter, Mandolyna, for giving me the opportunity to make better and better columns. The early ones are so bad, I’m glad they’re offline. Takimag has consistently been a place where you can say whatever you want. Many others have tried. Thought Catalog reprinted Taki columns for a minute but couldn’t take the millennial backlash and quickly capitulated. John Derbyshire was fired from National Review for a column he wrote here. There has been zero capitulation from the Theodoracopuloses and I’m eternally grateful to Takimag.
My only regret is I didn’t get to hang out with them more. Mandolyna is remarkably easy to work with. I think we had two fights and they lasted one email. Taki is a riot. From screaming, “Vous êtes nouveau riche!” at other boats from his yacht to pounding the table at a fancy restaurant and hollering, “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if Liberace ate pussy, he’d still be with us,” the man is a human rock concert. Those Greek tycoons have been phenomenally generous to me over the years and I couldn’t be more thankful.
The articles I’ve written have been well received if you check the top 5 list and brutally resented if you check the comments. I avoid the latter but have to admit the top 5 ranking is pretty accurate. I’m sure the other columnists here notice that when you dial it in you don’t see an appearance, but when you work hard at telling a unique story in a palatable way, the meritocracy of numbers recognizes it. I used to compare myself to Jim Goad and compete with him for more than one spot at a time on that list (I don’t think I ever got the top two spots, but he did). It’s a dumb thing to do because the man is simply one of the greatest writers of our generation. Where most of us would spend all our chips creating an impenetrable attack that nobody’s ever thought of before, Jim will do all that but craft it in a way that sounds like he’s spitballing at a bar AND add cutting insults about each person’s looks. The secret to being a writer next to Goad is to accept that he’s in a league all his own and you can’t compete.
It was also an honor working with Steve Sailer, who has blown my mind so many times it looks like Detroit. The Derb is an inspiration too. Did any of you realize his columns always clocked in at exactly 1,000 words? David Cole is one of the most interesting Jews I’ve ever met, and I still find it hard to believe Kathy Shaidle’s acerbic vitriol comes from such a kind, petite woman. Mandolyna is a great curator who would bring in columnists from other sites and grace us with Pat Buchanan’s flawless history lessons, Conrad Black’s pithy evaluations, and Michelle Malkin’s bitter tenacity. It was an honor to be remotely associated with any and all of them.
In the beginning I regularly ripped off John Stossel, but later graduated to ripping off more complex thinkers such as Ann Coulter. I tried to keep it light in the summer, which I believe is a good lesson for the right. We need to include bubblegum culture in our rants. As Nick Gillespie once said, “Nobody can remember the speaker of the house back in 1935 but everyone knows who Shirley Temple is.”
My stories focused on debunking liberal myths. America is not a racist hellhole. Women are not second-class citizens here. Islam is not a religion of peace. Free speech does include hate speech. Men are not weak and dads are not useless. Making videos about all these things is often much easier than writing them out. I’ve heard Tucker Carlson say the same thing. Maybe the written word is being replaced. I don’t see that as a big deal as long as we don’t give up on our message, which is maximum liberty for maximum proud Westerners.
I’m rebooting my whole deal and going mainstream. I’ll announce the platform in about a month but it’s going to include TV, radio, the internet, and books. The deal is an exclusive, which means no more The Gavin McInnes Show on Compound Media, no more video commentary on Rebel Media, and no more column here. That doesn’t mean I’ll be any less prolific. I’m still determined to free us all from big government, but I also want to focus on the family. America needs more dads. The left’s obsession with shattering the family and the patriarchy all comes back to daddy issues, and I’m going to reverse that trend. When I first met my wife, I said I had no interest in kids. She convinced me otherwise and my only regret is it all didn’t happen sooner. I want to share that bliss. I want more young men proposing. I want less spinsters. The patriarchy isn’t a fun idea you oughtta try out; it’s the very foundation of our country. The left, along with their deep hatred for Judeo-Christian values, are determined to end the dad.
They don’t have a plan B. They just want to watch the world burn. The media has joined them on this voyage and pulled their radicals into the mainstream. All this has done has made them all more radical and further from the average American. The MSM is now a satellite floating 200 miles from Earth, and that has created a vacuum down here on the ground. I have been working with enormously powerful people and big names to fill that void. I’m very excited about it and feeling pretty fearless, although I’m not sure how I’m going to avoid swearing for the rest of my career. Like my dick if I were to nude-wrestle Eva Mendes, it’s going to be very rewarding but also incredibly hard.
]]>The president has become “completely unhinged,” Jimmy Kimmel told his viewers on Tuesday night. He had just canceled all their scheduled programming to focus on the president’s press conference regarding Charlottesville. This is a day after Jimmy Fallon did basically the same thing and asked America how to explain to his daughters the reasons why “there’s so much hatred in this world.” The right was equally apoplectic. The front page of Wednesday’s NY Post read “Trump back at it: Hey some white nationalists are ‘very fine people.’” Fox News’ Kat Timpf was on the verge of tears as she exclaimed, “I’m wondering if it was real life.”
I agree with her but for opposite reasons. These reactions make me think I’m living on a different planet. Trump never said white nationalists are fine people. He said not everyone there was a white nationalist. This rally had a couple hundred Nazis. That’s not proof there’s “so much hatred in the world.” Kimmel played a series of clips from Trump’s speech and they all seemed perfectly reasonable, banal even. He condemned white nationalists and Nazis and he said the left was also being violent. If he had said any of this to me personally, I’d go, “Duh.” After the clips, Kimmel pretended the president had just said something racist. It was baffling. Also, Trump didn’t wait 48 hours to condemn the attacks. He did it immediately after. The press conference they’re talking about was his second series of statements disavowing the Nazis and white nationalists at the event. Do all conservatives have to wear crossed-out swastikas on our lapels, or would tattooing “Not a Nazi” on our foreheads suffice?
Many of the people in Charlottesville were reporters and observers and many were innocent civilians who felt duped by the rally because they thought they were going to a protest march about removing statues. That’s what it was originally billed as. I know this because these people have called in to my show condemning organizer Jason Kessler for misleading them. Trump also criticized the violence coming from the alt-left. This is irrefutable. Antifa may have started out as an anti-fascist organization, but nobody should be surprised that a group that encourages anonymous violence is going to attract some mentally ill degenerates hell-bent on burning America to the ground. They’ve been deemed a terrorist group in New Jersey. Why are people still taking them seriously?
Chubby lesbian Vietnamese immigrant Loan Tran just tore down a Johnny Rebel statue in Durham, N.C. That statue represents the 258,000 conscripted Confederates who died fighting a war they didn’t necessarily agree with. In Chicago, they are trying to get Washington Jackson Park to take down more statues and remove the presidents’ names from the park because Washington and Jackson owned slaves. In Memphis, they are digging up the graves of Confederate soldiers, presumably to desecrate their remains. This is what the Anarchists did in Barcelona during the Spanish Civil War. They dug up the bodies of murdered nuns (NSFW) and propped them up against churches to show their disdain for Spain’s history.
Nobody’s defending the white nationalists and the Nazis. EVERYBODY hates them. I told people months ago this was going to be a shitshow, but my dictums don’t take because I’m not Mao. I’m still being dragged into it despite getting regular death threats from the alt-right. Trump was isolating the radicals on both sides from the rest of America. This clarification may have prevented a race war and countless murders. The left wants everyone on the right to be identified as James A. Fields Jr., the driver of the car that killed Heather Heyer. Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas just said, “NRA and American conservatives/Nazis are one and the same.” That’s not just a “Big Lie,” as Dinesh D’Souza would say. It’s a dangerous lie. We are living in a climate where it isn’t just Nazis who are getting attacked. It’s everyone who doesn’t hate Nazis enough. In Burlington, Vt., a man was just stabbed because he didn’t disavow a white-supremacist ex-friend with enough enthusiasm.
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Google is a brilliant search engine where they accrue seemingly infinite amounts of data and organize it into patterns. When you type in “cars” it takes you to the most popular car-buying site as well as all the dealerships within a 30-mile radius. The people who work there are mostly male, mostly white, and I’d assume mostly autistic. These abnormally gifted nerds have been assigned the task of taking this incredible invention that grosses $60 billion a year and improving it.
James Damore did exactly that on Monday when he sent out an interoffice memo detailing the dangers of “echo-chamber” thinking and this strange obsession with making tech 50% female. “Google’s political bias has equated the freedom from offense with psychological safety,” he began, before adding, “but shaming into silence is the antithesis of psychological safety.” The CEO of Google cut his vacation short and fired Damore within hours. James is presently exploring legal action.
The story from Google’s side is that the memo perpetuated “harmful gender stereotypes.” The media has run with this narrative, calling Damore’s essay an “anti-woman screed” that “confirms your worst fears.” While sorting through all the pearl-clutching hysteria it becomes pretty clear that nobody convulsing has actually read it. Like most things that cause major controversy these days, it’s remarkably benign. Damore says diversity is good. He says sexism is a problem. He makes it very clear he wants as many women in the workforce as possible. He also says demanding 50% may be dangerous. It could involve discriminating against qualified men, which is illegal. Even reading between the lines leaves you with no “anti” for anything but prejudice and inequality.
When I read it, I sensed the subtext was:
(1) Please don’t penalize me for being male and don’t let it hurt my job opportunities in the future.
(2) While women are an asset to every company, crowbarring them into every position at the same rate they are represented in the population may not be good for the company.
(3) We should consider the possibility that women—OVERALL—are not exactly the same as men.
(4) We need to treat every individual as the exception to the rule and not assume that general patterns apply to that particular person.
(5) Above all, we need to be able to openly discuss such issues. Diversity is an asset and that includes diversity of thought.
Points like these would be considered liberal five years ago, but the pendulum has swung so far left, it now reads like the tenets of the He-Man Woman Haters Club. We all know what’s really going on here: James identified the elephant in the room. Women are not equally represented in tech because it’s generally not their bag. Tech and coding are for autistic geeks who don’t particularly like people. These tend to be male. Women are social creatures who prefer interaction to sifting through tangled piles of numbers. James includes a graph explaining that even this seemingly extreme take isn’t extreme. We see there is massive overlap between men and women. Below the image with the overlap he shows a chart with no overlap and includes the disclaimer “this is bad” and “I don’t endorse that.” Not good enough, James. You identified the Emperor’s New Clothes in an economic climate where mentally ill attention whores with purple hair tell us how to live and only radical leftism will be tolerated. James was fired for telling the ugly truth at ugly-truth headquarters.
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Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk is killing it at the box office and will likely gross over $200M. It’s a horrible movie that is stressful to watch and never seems to end. The timeline switches back and forth, leaving the viewer scared, confused, and about to vomit. This is why we went to see it. We didn’t want a Romeo-and-Juliet fable about the joys of a conflict that, “Separated the world” (as Churchill once opined). We wanted to capture a glimpse of what it must have been like, and war is hell. You’re not supposed to enjoy it. I saw Saving Private Ryan in 1998 after smoking a joint and the opening D-day scene was so intense, it gave me PTSD. Since then, I nod at vets when I see them on the street because we’re basically peers. Men of fighting age today are mostly spoiled brats. Many of us consider ourselves warriors if we risk being ostracized at work because we’re soldiers online. WWII was such a devastating conflict, however, the dead soldiers from half a century ago are still fighting side by side with the keyboard warriors of today. This film is going to be a massive victory in the culture wars because it shows a generation of ingrates how hard Western man fought on their behalf.
When discussing how the West was won, the narrative is that the white man stole land from the Indians and then used slaves to build it into an empire. This film says something very different and it’s all true. I was sitting next to a bored Puerto Rican chick in the theater who was chewing bubble gum and regularly checking her phone. I wanted to lean over and say, “Do you see the planes? Do you see these boats? Can you comprehend these incredible inventions of man and all the immense good and bad such machines can achieve? Do you see that history wasn’t simply us versus them? It wasn’t white versus nonwhite but a tangled conglomeration of all tribes fighting back and forth to achieve their various ideas of liberty. Do you see how much you owe Western man?” I didn’t bother because, well, you know what would have happened. She would have said, “You don’t know me. Why you want to talk like you know me?”
Dunkirk starkly portrays the nearly 400,000 British soldiers who were rescued from this coastal French town when the Nazis cornered them on the beaches. It happened in the spring of 1940 and was a major turning point in the war. The Nazis saw it as a victory because they sent England running and the Brits saw it as a victory because they saved hundreds of thousands of men and enabled them to fight another day. In the Time/Life special-edition magazine Dunkirk: One Rescue, Nine Days, 340,000 Lives Saved, they argue that Britain was only able to escape because Hitler blundered and gave the Nazis a three-day break shortly before the evacuation. I don’t think it was a blunder. I believe Hitler allowed the Brits to escape because he saw Churchill as a potential ally at the beginning of the war and hoped they could fight together.
All this is covered beautifully, of course, in Buchanan’s Churchill, Hitler, and the Unnecessary War: How Britain Lost Its Empire. Here we learn of Germany’s affinity with the U.K. (I had no idea the Kaiser was Queen Victoria’s grandson). The book argues that Churchill should have continued England’s “splendid isolation” and let Germany have its way with Europe. The whole thing would have taken a few months and we wouldn’t have had the Holocaust or countless other atrocities. We lost a good 60 million people in that war and most of them starved to death. Worse, Buchanan points out, the war led to the end of Western dominance and begat the proliferation of Leninism, Stalinism, and the oppressive communist ideologies that still plague us today. We may have defeated the Nazis, but using our bravest and brightest left us ill-equipped to handle their ideology. Dinesh D’Souza released The Big Lie: Exposing the Nazi Roots of the American Left this week, in which he makes the claim that the far left are not similar to Nazis—they are Nazis. Where Hillary’s America proved the DNC has no right to use the race card, his new book shows the left has no right to employ the Nazi card, either.
This is what I was hoping my Puerto Rican neighbor and everyone else would glean from the film. We didn’t steal our wealth and privilege from the poor. We had civil war after civil war and eventually figured out the best way to maximize personal freedom. More important, just as Churchill’s hubris enabled communism to flourish after WWII, we are letting the same kind of fascism flourish today. Only, today it’s not just leftist fascism, it’s Islam. The left’s ethnomasochistic war on history has created a vacuum that Sharia is happy to fill. To throw bacon on a mosque is a death sentence in today’s England, but Muslims can rape children with reckless abandon. This happens because of shame. Shame happens because we trivialize our own achievements and assume we don’t deserve what we have. We must have stolen it. We need to be punished.
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Most of us here agree that PC has taken over, but it’s worth doing a random sampling to see how true that is. What I learned will surprise you. It might not be as ubiquitous as you think.
Political correctness has been around since the 1990s, but as Jim Goad points out, back then it was only on the fringes. We had “separatist lesbians” who were working on creating a society without men. I remember them. They wouldn”t shake your hand because it was bad for the movement. They were also freaks nobody had heard of.
Today it seems like they could run for office. They certainly wouldn”t look unusual in Europe. Everywhere you look, far-left politics has infiltrated the mainstream, especially in pop culture. You can”t turn on the TV without a black neurosurgeon talking to a female Secret Service agent who’s a single mother of two. When they cut to a #cuckmercial it’s some bumbling dad trying to figure out how to open a can while his long-suffering wife rolls her eyes. The racial ambiguity is getting ridiculous too. Aren”t there any white people on TV anymore? The last couple I saw in a commercial was a white woman with a half-Asian husband. They had four kids who all looked racially accurate, which must have been a casting nightmare. I worked in advertising. Getting kids who can act is a hassle. Finding quarter Asians who can act is usually cost-prohibitive.
I decided to try to quantify this. It’s easy to say “PC is ubiquitous,” without any metrics. Ubiquitous means “all things at all times” so, unless you”re God, you”re left with no choice but to choose a random sample of American culture to prove your point.
I decided to watch America’s Got Talent and focus on the commercials. What I learned was, I am completely wrong about PC taking over absolutely everything. I was letting one #cuckmercial stick in my craw and then ignoring everything that came before and after it. It’s like those guys who think they”re good at blackjack. They let selective memory push out all the failures and focus on the few times they”ve won. I was stunned to discover, commercials still seem to understand the free market and that pitching to nasty women who resent men isn”t good for business.
I”m not saying PC isn”t completely out of control. It has completely subsumed most mainstream media and all of Hollywood. I”m just saying that within this tiny litmus test, I was very surprised to notice I had completely exaggerated the problem in my own mind.
There were 42 commercials during the July 25 episode of America’s Got Talent on NBC from 9 to 10 p.m. It was only 15 minutes of advertising, but most of the commercials were 15 seconds long. Diversity was not rammed down our throats. Amazon’s Alexa had a black dad goofing around with his daughter and then asking her what action movies are playing. The odds of that dad sticking around are one in four, but that’s the guy you want to advertise to.
The rest of the people cast in the commercials were totally indicative of America’s racial demographics. In a Pringles ad, we saw an ethnically ambiguous chick bite a chip and there may have been some Hispanics running into a chip tube in the background, but the three faces we saw most clearly were all white. Mazda had a couple test-drive two cars and they were both white. A white guy learned from a clone of himself that his Discover card was going to start sending him alerts if his card was being charged by a weird website. Neither of himselves were idiots and they handled this news well. There was a mathlete chick in a Staples ad who was sort of Asian but could also have been Hispanic or a very light-skinned black. This wasn”t your typical competitive math kid. These groups are usually male and mostly Asian, but they always seem to have one chick. Staples chose her. That’s fine. We also saw a slightly confused man who had trouble wrapping his mind around the fact that everything at Lowe’s was 5 percent off. A female East Indian employee had to explain it to him, but he was kind of charming about it and she didn”t demean him.
There were plenty of commercials that enforced traditional stereotypes. A Samsung Galaxy ad featured two pretty girls (ethnically ambiguous with a slight white bent) staring at shoes. They wanted to find out where to buy them and the Samsung girl was able to look it up quicker. These girls then went dancing and took selfies and then jumped in the pool (for a selfie). It was a world most college feminists would be disgusted by. A Secret antiperspirant ad featured women in bell-bottoms showing off their armpits in a way that seemed to lampoon first-wave feminism. One girl showed off her armpits and added, “I have another one right here,” like an attack on all these unkempt feminists who think their hirsute underarms mean anything.
In a T-Mobile ad, a snarky babysitter overcharges a couple. She added $10 because she had to order a pizza and she taught the kids to groom the dog. The son is asleep on the pizza and the daughter is cutting huge clumps off her dog. This incompetent slut is wearing the mom’s shoes. She mentions that she’s her size, then looks at the woman’s figure and adds, “In shoes.” This isn”t the Lisa Simpson archetype where girls can do no wrong and most of what they do is endure the stupidity of the men around them. This is a stupid bitch who can”t even handle one of the easiest jobs in the world. Another Alexa ad had a woman reminding herself to clean under the couch, and a third had some gluttonous cow canceling a reminder to take the cookies out of the oven because she had eaten them all raw. It sounds almost sexist to lay out these different scenarios, but that’s because we”ve been brainwashed to see reality as sexist. Ask a doctor how his patients react when he tells them they”re going to have a lot of trouble having babies in their late 30s. They act like he just told them they need to lose a few pounds (which he’s also allowed to do, by the way).
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The new Doctor Who is a woman. “All the cool humans are thrilled,” cooed Mashable; “Pissboys Are Melting Down,” added Dorkly (when did nerds start talking like bitter drag queens?). The Telegraph was slightly more sober and wrote off the whole thing with “Who cares?” It doesn”t matter to the establishment left because we”ve already established that men are exactly the same as women”especially when it comes to fiction. They see nothing wrong with female superheroes and action stars. It’s 2017, after all.
Charlize Theron’s Atomic Blonde got a $30M budget and she’s been scoped to become the new James Bond. Thor thinks she”d be great and women’s magazines declare she is “the James Bond we need now.” They also like the idea of Bond girl Halle Berry from Die Another Day trading in her orange bikini for a tux and becoming 007. If Jaws from Moonraker tried to rip her head off she”d just grab him by his seven-foot frame and toss him aside like a bag of dirty laundry. We”d sit there pretending physics doesn”t exist and rejoice in the egalitarianism of it all.
Have you ever been assaulted by a woman? It’s painless. As a feminist, I don”t think it should be a rule to “never hit a woman,” but punching back any more than one time for every twelve she hits you seems unnecessarily cruel. They have no upper-body strength. The fastest a woman has ever thrown a baseball is 69 mph. For men, it’s 105. I don”t want to watch women pile-driving bank robbers and knocking out villains because it looks stupid. When Jeffrey Tambor puts on a dress and a wig, I don”t go, “Who cares?” I laugh and say, “That guy looks ridiculous.” I do this because I have eyeballs and they”re still connected to my brain.
Geena Davis has entire seminars devoted to getting more women into action movies. They insist the only reason we don”t watch 130-pound supermodels kick the shit out of MS-13 is sexism. That’s insane. The reason we don”t see more movies like this is because the free market doesn”t ask for it and the free market doesn”t ask for it because it’s not natural. Nerds are scared to death of pretty women and aren”t fazed when they see them do superhuman acts of violence, but those of us who have had sex get worried when we see little girls in a fight. They have smaller bones. They”re more likely to pull a muscle. They”re more delicate. Their bodies are more valuable. Women can create human life. As Ann Coulter says, “Women are sentient.” What’s more feminist than that?
I don”t want the new Doctor Who to give up her life to travel through time fighting robots. She looks like she’s in her 30s. Does she have any kids? (The actress who plays her, Jodie Whittaker, has a toddler, but she’s 35 now so there probably won”t be more, which is a shame.) These are normal questions to ask when you see a character give up on society. You wonder if she was molested or maybe she spent some time in prison and doesn”t want to be seen again. You assume her husband died, poor thing. That’s not heroic. It’s tragic. It’s heroic to see a woman with five happy kids and a loving husband contribute to her community. She used her powers for good. To see a woman wander off into space is heartbreaking.
Unfortunately, “equality” today is about taking away the one magic power women have in real life and replacing it with becoming a fictional badass. I don”t get it. It’s like living in a society with wizards and demanding they be equally represented in punk bands. He could turn you into a frog or cure a kid’s cancer, but we have him playing bass for Anti-Nowhere League. Even in that scenario, bandmates would likely ask him to use his magic powers to lift an amp or turn a flat tire into a brand-new one. I think it would be a cruel and unusual punishment to take away Gandalf’s staff and replace it with a Fender Deluxe, but that’s exactly what all this propaganda is doing. They are replacing magic with bullshit.
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This week gossip blogs like CNN focused on a black stripper who was being harassed by her ex-fiancé, Kim Kardashian’s brother. It was obviously a pathetic display of myopic minutiae, but it was also a telling look at our cultural priorities. Blac Chyna is the stripper in question, and she dumped Rob Kardashian when her baby was one month old. She dumped her previous baby-daddy when the kid was 1. That’s two babies without a daddy and no marriage in sight, but ABC News was focused on the “revenge porn” Rob dared to put on social media. Three-quarters of black kids are born out of wedlock. But hey, who cares about the kids or the institutions we used to hold dear? Let’s focus on this stupid slut’s privacy (link NSFW).
You see this same willful blindness in the PBS documentary They Call Us Monsters. Directed by Ben Lear (son of the guy who created Archie Bunker), the film tracks three teenagers accused of attempted murder and discusses the ethics of trying “youths” as adults. They completely ignore the Hispanic influence involved in all three cases and treat the boys like some random victims of their random environments. When I saw the movie, I couldn”t not see a world where marriage is trivialized and poor Hispanics prove again and again they are incompatible with American culture.
The first boy, Juan Gamez, came from El Salvador when he was a child. Back home his father expressed disdain for Juan because he thought the brother was a tougher kid. That kind of neglect may work in El Salvador. It’s not in a state of war; it is a war. Importing people from this country would be like plucking Crazy Horse from the Battle of the Rosebud and plonking him into the middle of Tokyo with a broom in his hand. Juan was determined to prove his worth to his father and this is typically done by showing you are a more ruthless warrior. Unfortunately, when it came time to prove his manhood, someone changed the scenery and they were now living in California. The father was back home and there was no battleground for Juan to prove himself on, but he couldn”t adapt so he followed the plan and joined a gang. He did well in “the game” and proved himself to be way more cold-blooded than his brother, but it didn”t matter. California isn”t looking for brutal killers, so when he shot a rival gang member in the head at point-blank range, he was arrested for murder. Juan’s story begins while he is awaiting sentencing and ends with him getting fifteen years, after which he will be sent back to El Salvador. I”m assuming this means he’s illegal, but the film doesn”t tell us because that’s not how the Lears operate.
Antonio Hernandez is the second kid we learn about in the film. He’s a likable Mexican drug addict who comes from a single mom who is little more than a professional baby machine. When Hernandez talks to the filmmakers at home, there are toddlers strewn all over the floor like some kind of tiny Jim Jones massacre. Some have pillows. Some have pants. One managed to get a diaper, but none of them have a bed to sleep on. It’s clear the mother just has food lying around and they crash when they”re tired. You know, like rats. Antonio never had a father and stabbed a rival gang member shortly after joining a gang because that’s what you”re supposed to do. They say drugs are the root of all crime in America, but I believe the idle hands that lead to drugs are just as bad, and idle hands come from no dad.
Being on trial and away from drugs gets Antonio clean and he sets his sights on military school. It’s not clear why, but the courts drop the charges if he pursues a career in the Army. It’s way too lenient for trying to kill someone, but what happens next is much more important and the film just glosses over it. Antonio finds himself incompatible with the other students in the school because they”re “squares” and he really hates having to wear a tie. He says he has nothing in common with them at all. Soon after, his mother and her Jim Jones brood move into his room and he hits the streets. By the end of the film, he is back on trial for drug-related charges. We never hear about the boy’s father or his mother’s inability to close her legs. We never hear about a culture where there is zero stigma in any of this. Normal Lear’s son is focused on “the system” and how it does nothing to help, even though we see the exact opposite right before our eyes.
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“White supremacists have no place in the armed forces,” screeched the Huffington Post. “Forces members who disrupted Indigenous rally face “severe consequences,”” warned the CBC. “Pathetic, dumb, and dangerous: The Proud Boys make their debut in Halifax,” chided The Coast.
The MSM narrative is that five servicemen (four sailors and a soldier) went to disrupt an indigenous religious ceremony because they”re members of a white supremacist group called the Proud Boys. They can”t defend themselves because they”ve been banned from speaking to any media. Then, with zero verification, the tarnished brass removed these five men from training and exercises and began feverishly capitulating. Minister of National Defence Harjit Sajjan apologized to “Chief Grizzly Mamma“ for offending her (I don”t think this woman is chief of anything). Canada’s top general, Jon Vance, called his men “deplorable,” seemingly unaware we took that term back from Hillary. Their boss, Rear Admiral John Newton, did a 20-minute apology conference where he repeated again and again how much the navy hates Nazis. Canadians sure love saying “Sorry.”
This is ironic considering three of the five men had grandfathers who fought the Nazis in WWII, but that’s only the beginning. Of these same men, two are natives and one is gay. As we”ve stated a million times, the Proud Boys are a multiracial organization with no Nazi ties whatsoever. These five men did not disrupt an indigenous ceremony. They went to a disingenuous ceremony and asked some questions. The Proud Boys heard about an anti-Canada rally as it was happening so they stopped by a local park to check it oot. Turns out the rumors were true. There are videos of this all over the internet. You can see the Proud Boys arrive and begin to ask some simple questions. There was only one native there, Chief Grizzly Mamma, and the only thing ceremonial about the event was when she cut all her hair off and stuck it on a statue of Halifax’s founder, Lieutenant General Edward Cornwallis. The statue was also covered with stickers that said “Fuck Canada” and “No 150″ (marking the 150th anniversary of Canada’s independence). At one point in the video, you see a black immigrant tell one of the sailors he cannot hold a Canadian flag. The protesters didn”t have to follow this made-up rule. They had an upside-down Canadian flag with the word “Recolonize” across it. (I”m sorry, but can you imagine immigrating to a country and then telling people there they can”t wave their flag because it’s a “flag of genocide”? It’s a level of ingrate that boggles the mind.)
The protesters told the Proud Boys that they are on Micmac territory and Canada isn”t a country. They were called skinheads and white supremacists and Chief Grizzly Mamma started picking fights. Eventually, our guys politely left the protest and went to a bar. The “ceremony” continued as planned, and later, when everyone had left, the Proud Boys went back to the statue and took off the hair and the anti-Canada stickers it had been plastered with. You know, the kind of stuff servicemen are supposed to do. They didn”t realize it was being called a religious ceremony until they read about it in the papers the next day.
I”ve been doing interviews with liberal media all day and they all ask the same thing: “Don”t you think it’s disrespectful for your friends to be questioning Micmacs in a town where Cornwallis put a bounty on their heads?” To which I respond, “WHY did Cornwallis have a bounty on their heads?” It always garners silence. The Micmacs were fierce warriors. They were so effective, in fact, that the French hired them to attack the British in what is now Halifax. They were doing a great job of raping and pillaging and murdering us so Cornwallis put a bounty on their heads. Fortunately for the Indians, they were so good at fighting that not one bounty was ever achieved. Journalists don”t know this. Their curiosity stops at “bounty.” I think it’s insulting to the Micmacs to portray them as victims. They were one of our most worthy adversaries, ever.
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Canada turns 150 this weekend, which is weird because it’s only 37. The left is trying to make this aboot “a celebration of indigenous genocide” because they”re party poopers, but the best way to deal with people like that is to party. I moved there from England in 1975 and left in 1999, but there isn”t a day goes by I don”t long for a beaver tail. Here are ten other things you won”t quite get about Santa’s homeland.
(1) IT’s BRAND-NEW
Canada began in 1980 when it chose “O Canada” as the national anthem and decided to ignore the fact that, technically, the Queen is still the head of state. Even though we declared independence in 1867 (hence the 150 years), we kept the Union Jack on the flag until 1965 when the last British person finally wandered home. America lost about 50,000 people kicking the British out. We just ignored the redcoats until they left on their own accord. That’s how you conduct a revolution”you bore them to death.
One of the advantages of being new is you”re not steeped in centuries of class where people are defined by their accents and aristocrats don”t understand what the working class are saying. Here in Canada we all speak hoser and we”re down for anything new, even metric, eh?
(2) WE”RE POLITE BUT WE FIGHT
Canadians are known for being overly polite. In fact, saying “sorry” is so common, we had to pass the Apology Act so the term couldn”t be used as an admission of guilt in court. However, being polite does not mean you are not willing to get into a flailing fistfight at the drop of a hat. “Goof” may be a go-word in juvie, but goon is something every young Canadian strives to be.
On the smash hit “Out for a Rip,” Rich B discusses the way Americans keep telling us we”re too nice and then he explains, “Yeah we got manners/But fuggin” buddies still fight/And fuggin” swear and fuggin” drink all night.” He then describes pounding the crap out of a buddy who wasn”t sorry after he burned a hole in his jacket with a dart (cigarette). This is the way all civilized Western males should behave. We don”t start fights, but we”re happy to finish them, eh?
(3) WE ARE ALL HOSERS
Rich B is not unusual. There are no nouveaux riches in Canada. There is no class system. It’s just the bureaucratic parasites in Ottawa and the rest of the country hating them for wasting our money. Britain has wine connoisseurs planning elaborate demographic pranks like flooding working-class neighborhoods with Muslims. We have hosers.
Toronto’s mayor had the exact same accent that the local plumber has and we loved him for it. He beat back the unions and preserved the city’s real estate when it was collapsing everywhere else in the Western world. Of course, to Hollywood liberals he will always be Canada’s crackhead, but what do they know? They give their kids speed. Besides, what kind of pussy hasn”t tried crack at least once?
Hosers are just cold rednecks, and outside of talking like curious leprechauns in a good mood, there are no differences between the far North and the deep South. Checking in on national treasure Puglife will confirm this. Check it out, buddy has a dart in his hand while he’s checking to see if the guy’s dead or just having a dirt nap, eh?
(4) THERE IS NO RACISM
Although there is still a place called “Nigger Rapids,” nobody would ever call a black person that. The name is actually a great example of Canadian naïveté when it comes to race. It’s named after a lovely black couple everyone liked. The Underground Railroad ended in Halifax, where the town Africville was built. In the “60s, black celebrities such as Miles Davis and Sammy Davis Jr. would come to Montreal to perform and be dumbfounded by how little their race mattered. It was like that Eddie Murphy sketch where he’s white for a day.
Unfortunately, the plague that is victim culture is seeping north, and Toronto has a Black Lives Matter that constantly complains about Canada’s racist history, which accidentally proves how totally irrational, insatiable, and inconsolable that entire movement is, eh?
(5) CANADIAN FOOD EXISTS
A beaver tail is just a wider, flatter version of Natives” fry bread but with brown sugar on it. When you”re skating on the canal and you need to warm up, nothing beats a hot cocoa with this sugary treat. It reboots your hard drive.
Similarly, poutine is hangover kryptonite. You can be at death’s door, but there’s something about hot gravy, fries, and cheese curds that fills in all the gaps a night of Molson Canadian creates.
Canada is basically Scottish and that means Irish and that means potatoes are heavily revered. You can”t drive more than a mile down the highway (a.k.a. the Queensway) without seeing a chip van making hand-cut fries from scratch. This extends into potato chips, which are adorned in all flavors, including “all dressed” and “ketchup.”
One little-known secret is Canada is also the home of anti-fry nightmare McCain Foods, which has brought frozen fries to America and Britain, and across the Western world. We”re really sorry about that, eh?
(6) THE GOVERNMENT RUNS POP MUSIC
I used to DJ at the college radio station CKCU and we were expected to play 60 percent Canadian content, a.k.a. Cancon. This meant if you were doing a punk/hardcore show, you were forced to play SNFU, No Means No, Death Sentence, and DOA on a loop before earning enough chips to play, say, Discharge.
This makes for a state-sponsored pop chart where meritocracy comes in way after mediocre Canadian acts have hogged the spotlight. Whenever my wife and I visit, I turn on the radio in the car and wait for her to say, “What the hell are we listening to?” I can then explain whether it’s “Strange Animal” by Gowan, “Crying Over You” by Platinum Blonde, or of course the megahit “Rise Up” by the unfathomably gay Parachute Club, eh?
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On Friday, my Rebel Media colleague Laura Loomer (formerly with Pamela Geller and Project Veritas) stormed Shakespeare in the Park’s rendition of Julius Caesar here in NYC. She was angered by their depiction of Caesar’s murder, which had been twisted into a live snuff film where Trump was stabbed repeatedly by disgruntled blacks and women who see him as Hitler. The scene was drawn-out and extremely bloody and the Upper West Side audience had been gorging on it for weeks. So, to rain on their gore parade, Laura stormed the stage yelling,
Stop the normalization of left-wing political violence against the right. It is unacceptable. You”re promoting violence against Donald Trump. Do you want him to die? Stop leftist violence. You are all ISIS. NYC Public Theater is ISIS. CNN is ISIS. Shame on you. Shame on the NYC Public Theater. Shame!
She was escorted off the stage while reporter Jack Posobiec added, “Goebbels would be proud!” Security then kicked them both out and Laura was arrested for trespassing and disorderly conduct. The left was furious. Celebrities pooh-poohed it, claiming the audience booed so it was not impressed. Parks and Recreation‘s Nick Offerman claimed the protesters lost because the audience “shut down” the protest. The right was equally unamused. Charles C. Johnson said, “Interrupting the Shakespeare play has become the new right’s version of the ice bucket challenge.” Ben Shapiro went on Joe Scarborough’s show to say, “If it’s wrong when the left does it, it’s wrong when you do it. This idiotic notion that trying to promote snowflakery from the right is somehow going to combat the snowflakery from the left, it’s so stupid” (note the headline says “Alt-Right “Snowflakes,”” which Shapiro didn”t say”they always do this). Another colleague of mine, U.K. conservative Jack Buckby, warned, “We are becoming SJWs.” Even within my club the Proud Boys there were a good 20 percent who said it was anti”free speech and made us look like hypocrites.
They”re all right. It was the low road. We infringed upon their art and it was indicative of a culture that wants to prevent people from enjoying plays that criticize the president. It was reckless and bombastic and not the type of behavior one should expect from those who are determined to maintain a modicum of decorum during the culture wars. If we were in a salon, ensconced in leather chairs, drinking brandy, and discussing the pros and cons of the ideal society, we would daresay “nay” to the idea of crashing plays. However, this is not where we are. I love Charles, Ben, and Jack, and respect the paleocons for their consistency, but they are not here, in the streets. They are not getting poisoned and pepper-sprayed and stabbed. It’s easy to take the high road if you don”t have a driver’s license. We are here, in New York City”IN HARLEM“wearing MAGA hats and getting thrown out on our ass. While Islamic terrorists murder and rape British children and make it illegal to point that out in Canada, American Marxists insist, “The face of domestic terrorism is white.” I look forward to pontificating again, but right now we are being dehumanized so that we can be assassinated and this disturbing mind game goes from some random girl in a bitcoin hat all the way to the President of the United States.
So, while Laura was working out her case with her lawyer, two Hispanic Proud Boys decided to invade the play when it ran again on Sunday. They didn”t sit there with loudspeakers drowning out every speech the way antifa tried to do at our March Against Sharia (a protest Haaretz objected to, for some bizarre reason). They just interrupted the show. During the day, Jovi Val leaped up on stage and yelled, “Liberal hate kills!” and was dragged off. Then, Sal Cipolla got up and yelled, “We”re sick of your bullshit” and was forcibly tackled off the stage. A common refrain among supporters of this play is that it’s just Shakespeare (an actress even said as much to Laura as she stormed the stage). They insist they”ve used Hillary and Obama before and it’s ultimately about Caesar. Apparently, us pleebs just don”t get the arts. This is a common trick amongst all liberals. They bastardize something real until it means something else and when you call them on it, they hide behind the original. Obama was not slaughtered by a mob and left covered in blood. Nor was Hillary. Those versions had an air of reverence. This play was assassination porn.
I had all three Julius Caesar bum-rushers on my show to discuss the event. I asked Laura how she feels about the allegations that these actions contradict the right-wing devotion to free speech. She said, “This is my constitutional right to exercise my free speech and my right to protest”to condemn political violence against conservatives.”
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A Marxist professor at Syracuse University just called on lunatics to come and kill us. “We almost have the fascists on the run,” she said from her Twitter account, @danaleecloud, “come down to the federal building to finish them off.” By “fascists” she means people like you and me who oppose Sharia law, and by “finish them off” she likely means death. This is what Robert Spencer has been saying since he was poisoned. The left dehumanizes us with violent rhetoric so it will be easier to kill us. They don”t want to challenge our ideas. They want to end our lives, and they are willing to do it by any means necessary. I don”t think they care if it’s a mentally ill person or a jihadi who does the killing, as long as we”re taken out. They themselves say, “The only good fascist is a dead one,” and it’s going mainstream. Plays in the park depict long, drawn-out scenes of Trump being stabbed to death. Kathy Griffin holds the president’s severed head. Rap videos play out the assassination of Trump. In fact, the whole concept of assassination has been normalized by the mainstream media.
The professor was talking about the March Against Sharia events last Saturday. Syracuse was one of dozens of cities that held a rally to oppose the worst Islam can get. I hosted the New York City one, which was organized by gay conservative Paxton Hart. The reason Sharia was chosen was to erase any ambiguity about what we”re here to protest. Whether there should be a moratorium on Muslim immigration is debatable. The assimilability of Islam is also a controversial subject. By going way out to the edge of religious extremism, we thought we found something everyone can agree on. We were wrong. Hundreds of protesters showed up in New York to “Drown us out,” as they put it. They said our event had nothing to do with Sharia and was all about hatred of Muslims. I honestly think they would have said the same thing if we had done a rally against child rape gangs. They held up huge pictures of the stabbing victims in Oregon as if Jeremy Christian was one of our guys (sorry, but he was a Bernie Bro just like the man who shot Steve Scalise). Islam apologist Dean Obeidallah made the same mistake and tweeted to me, “Saw ur last anti-Sharia rally on the train in Portland last week where 2 were killed-will ur people be killing more soon?” Some of us went over to speak to the protesters and explain that Jeremy was a deranged man who stabbed people because they were demanding he not offend Muslims. In other words, they died of political correctness. They threw piss at us (again) and we beat them up.
When I got to the stage, I did the first half of my talk as a sexist pig who loved Sharia law. I said women are terrible drivers and with Sharia, you don”t have to worry about broads driving ever again. I said it’s awesome because you get to punish your wife if she doesn”t want to blow you. You make her sleep on the couch and if she still refuses, you get to beat the shit out of her. I also said Sharia is cool because you don”t have to hear women bitching about rape all the time. She has to get tons of witnesses and even then her testimony is worth only half what a man’s is. Finally, I said I get too horny walking down the street and can”t concentrate, but if we could cover up these chicks we could focus on just hanging out with the guys. I bombed, obviously, but that was the point. Like a true martyr, I used one big bomb to prevent future bombs.
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Laci Green is an incredibly sexy social justice warrior who had dozens of feminist-ally suitors until some alt-right asshole rolled up in his Gran Torino and said, “Get in, bitch. We”re making sex great again,” and they disappeared into the sunset. The millennial blogosphere is stunned that this devout feminist has become red-pilled, but we”ve seen this happen again and again. Women demand men become cucked liberals, but it makes their vaginas drier than the Sahara Desert. They don”t really want what they”re asking for. They”re like spoiled brats having a temper tantrum. They don”t really want to trash the living room. They want you to stop them.
I remember seeing this back in the 1980s. At an Anarchist (Un)Gathering, we”d listen to some empowered feminist deliver a passionate sermon about the patriarchy, and when she was done, she”d get picked up by some biker in a leather vest who could not care less what she was just talking about. He might as well have been picking her up from her knitting class, and she liked it that way. Feminists and liberals in general don”t want us to take them seriously. It’s a bluff. If we let them have their way, we”d all be worse off, including them. Deep down, they know this. This was made especially evident by the bizarre American reaction to the movie Wonder Woman.
At first, it was about the Lebanese reaction. Apparently, after years of white flight, Muslims outnumber the Christians there, and they demanded a boycott because the actress who plays the protagonist of the film grew up in Israel. I don”t find this interesting. These are people who slap each other on the back of the head every time they get a haircut. They”re cretins. What is more relevant is how civilized cultures handle their own, and we reacted almost as badly as the Lebanese.
Before American feminists had even seen the film, they decided they needed to watch it in a man-free environment. The Alamo Drafthouse‘s Austin and Brooklyn locations had women-only screenings. Alphas pointed out the hypocrisy with this, while feminist allies defended the exclusion. “It’s at this point you hear echoes of “Well why isn”t there a White History Month?”” said a millennial eunuch at Forbes, “the brilliant line I heard a lot when I was in sixth grade living in a 99.7% white Michigan suburb.” This sentiment brought him about as many groupies as it did black friends.
I was very surprised to discover, Wonder Woman is a great movie. It’s directed by rookie female director Patty Jenkins, who was previously known only for writing and directing 2003’s true-crime thriller Monster. She did an incredible job of depicting a literal goddess who falls in love with a mortal and comes here to try to take the edge off WWI. It’s not annoying feminist propaganda because it’s basically a cartoon. She’s magic. I don”t like seeing Scarlett Johansson drop-kick a gang of Russian terrorists. It looks stupid. When Wolverine’s infant daughter triple-flips onto a soldier trying to kill her, however, it’s sufficiently cartoonish. She has a titanium spine (I think). Wonder Woman is from an island of super-mortals who don”t even use the bathroom. It doesn”t look like propaganda to see her deflect bullets with her cuffs. It looks like good, clean fun.
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Someone got stabbed at my DePaul talk on Tuesday night and that’s not even the craziest part. The talk had already been canceled, but the protesters showed up anyway and demanded that everyone stand together to fight hate. It takes a particularly spoiled brat to keep bitching after he gets what he wants. They claimed that the Proud Boys and I stand “side-by-side“ with Jeremy Christian, the nut who stabbed three people on an Oregon train last week. Christian is a Bernie Bro who voted for Jill Stein and wanted to kill everyone who voted for Trump, but because he praises free speech, we”re basically the same person.
The left’s version of the train stabbings is that a Nazi was trying to kill Muslims and three heroes stepped in to save the day. I don”t want to downplay their bravery, but it’s just as likely this ranting retard is like every other crazy person you see on public transit and could have been quietly ignored. Every day in New York City I walk by some screaming schizophrenic threatening to kill everyone in sight. Street smarts is mostly about knowing when to engage. In the case of Maksim Gelman, Joe Lozito was left with no choice but to take the man down. Gelman was a serial killer who was attacking people with a knife and had already killed four (he’s currently serving 200 years for his crimes). I”m inclined to see Christian as less of a threat. I actually spoke to someone who said he knew the man and he described Jeremy as a paranoid loser who thought everyone hated him. He told me about a party Christian was at where, after everyone decided to leave the party and go to a bar, Jeremy snuck back and broke into the house, assuming others were still in there having a party without him. He is yet another EDP (emotionally disturbed person) who uses random political dogma to try to make sense of a world beyond his control.
Once again, despite a mountain of evidence to the contrary, we”re supposed to believe the right is about hate and violence while the left just wants to protect the oppressed from WWIII. I can”t help but think this paranoia is rooted in Jewish trauma. My esteemed colleague Michael Hirschorn is a successful writer and TV producer who sounds totally sane about pretty much everything until the subject of Trump comes up. Then he becomes unhinged and talks about being taken away in the middle of the night by some new Gestapo. He admits that much of his philosophy comes from the horrific stories his Jewish father told him of the war. Cartoonist Peter Kuper is another Jew I love who falls into a pit of hysteria when Trump comes up. Even back in the early 2000s he was talking about Trump taking over New York City and segregating the poor into government-run ghettos. He’s lived all over the world (including Africa) but chose the American South last because he was scared of rednecks. I”ve argued with both these guys quite a bit but we never get anywhere.
Their belief system is what I hear anti-Semites blame for the culture wars, and while I”m willing to accept that the origins of this mess may be linked to Jewish academics spooked by their parents, my beef in 2017 is with people of all backgrounds. It was affluent whites who poisoned Robert Spencer in Iceland. It was rich white kids who were hammering us with bike locks in Berkeley and throwing bricks and bottles at our heads. The Jews didn”t pepper-spray me at NYU, liberals did, and that is the common denominator here. The left has become so violent, they resemble Jeremy Christian much more than we do. We”re told a Milo fan shot some random kid in Seattle, but I spoke to Milo about this and he says it was an antifa kid who was wearing brass knuckles and punching people waiting in line. Eventually the guy throwing punches met someone who was armed (Yiannopoulos also told me he has video of all of this).
My talk was canceled at DePaul because the president decided I was “too dangerous.” We created the Proud Boys to protect ourselves and others who were being attacked at speaking events by anarchists who hated our anti-big-government views. The mayor in Berkeley told the police to stand down. What do you expect us to do, say, “Yes, sir, may I have another?” every time someone tries to kill us? I”ve heard rumors the mayor of Portland is going to tell his police to stand down at some forthcoming alt-right events in his city. He’s using the Christian stabbings as proof that the right is violent, and claiming that having any related events would foster a little too much hatred for now. This is infuriating because it solidifies the lie and makes it part of history. The right isn”t violent. The left is. By allowing these sociopaths to shut down free speech with violence you are all but demanding a war. Okay, fine, you got it. It’s official. This is a war.
]]>Islam isn”t just preying on the weak. They”re preying on the weak-minded. On Monday night, Salman Abedi murdered 29 young Britons and their parents with a nail bomb. As is always the case, the response has been flowers and apologies and calls to coexist. On Sky News I hate-watched some ponce tell an SAS soldier he “understands his rage” but we can”t punish Muslims because it will create a backlash. This is a country where they ignore child rapists and regularly imprison white men for offending Islam. These men are attacked once inside and one just died.
Another common refrain regarding Islamic terror is groups like the SPLC reminding us that “In America, the face of terrorism is white.” This was made perfectly clear in a viral video circulated by AJ+ that featured lots of American skinheads Sieg Heiling next to images of dead babies and quotes such as “White supremacists are more responsible for terror attacks than people acting in the name of Islam.” WHAT?!
The statistical gymnastics to get to these numbers are more than just mathematically negligent. They are traitorous. AJ+ is owned by Al Jazeera, which is owned by the House of Thani. They are the oldest oil family in Qatar and they use taqiya to spread half-assed propaganda across the world. What’s truly amazing about this bullshit is how eager the left is to eat it up. Simply sitting in an armchair for five minutes and remembering the news is all you need to do to realize the number of white-supremacist deaths isn”t even in the same universe as deaths from Islamic terrorism. The numbers I get are five vs. 3,099.
They like to start these studies on September 12th, 2001, but I ain”t buying it. I start the day before and that gives us 2,996 deaths. Then we had seventeen killed by the Beltway Sniper in 2002. Fort Hood left thirteen dead in 2009, and the Boston Marathon bombing four years later left six dead (with 280 brutal injuries, including the woman who lost her leg and just married the man who rescued her). In 2014, a jihadist beheaded his boss. Sixteen were killed in San Bernardino in 2015 and the Orlando nightclub shooting left fifty dead. That’s 3,099.
The white-supremacist deaths are around the “death from spider bites” level. There was Klansman Frazier Glenn Miller, who hated Jews so much he shot three men in an old-folks” home he assumed were Jewish. There’s also that guy who came to NYC to kill blacks and got one. Finally, we have the member of the “Alt-Reich“ (never heard of it) who stabbed a black student to death last week. That’s five.
How you make 3,100 look less than five takes some backbreaking mental acrobatics. Fort Hood and the Oklahoma beheading are considered “workplace violence.” They include “plots” and count virtually anything suspicious that either happens to a minority or is done by a right-winger. Any of those sovereign-state nuts who murder a cop is counted as white-supremacist terrorism, no matter what the race. If a white guy kills a pedophile priest for raping him, it’s neo-Nazi terrorism. They count that sad nut who flew his plane into an IRS building as domestic terrorism. A prank call to a synagogue is an act of domestic terrorism, and now a goofy 13-year-old is just as dangerous as Osama bin Laden. I”m not exaggerating. The above attacks are counted as “incidents,” so 9/11 only counts as one and the Alt-Reich kid counts as the same. We”re reaching a level of disingenuous where you have trouble believing they believe their own rhetoric.
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