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Glory Hole, Glory Hole, Hallelujah!

President Obama is spending the waning months of his administration with his grubby hands in an oddly appropriate place: the toilet. Apparently, the prez has an obsession with trans folk and bathrooms. Yes, the "€œmen in the ...

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More From the Housewives, Please

"€œComing up next we have retired Air Force lieutenant general Tom McInerney, financial analyst Ross Gerber, and a housewife from Nebraska named Pam."€ Why don"€™t we ever see that on the news? I"€™m serious. Housewives make up ...

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In Defense of Libertarian Brutalism

“[L]ibertarians can generally be divided into two camps: humanitarians and brutalists.” That’s Jeffrey A. Tucker’s provocative proposition in a widely discussed new article in The Freeman. Humanitarian ...

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Confessions of a Failed Slut

One afternoon very late in the 20th century, my then-best friend and I were walking back to the office with a coworker after lunch. Our colleague was mocking a new trend she"€™d just read about: granting unwed teen moms special ...

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Gender-Neutral Societies Suck

Having spent over half my life in the professional company of academics, I can state with certainty that gender-neutral societies suck. Admittedly the university is not yet antiseptically free of gender references. It continues to offer ...

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Gays Against Gay Marriage

Studying news reports of England's recent "€œequality drive"€ to award courtesy titles to gay partners of knights, one gets the sense that all gay people endorse gay marriage. Then again, one gets that sense with all mainstream ...

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Disenfranchising the Dead and Nonexistent

In a country that has a black president, the NAACP—a black organization—warns that blacks are being disenfranchised? There are currently more than 15 million registered black voters in America—more than ever. So much for their ...

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Feminist Delusions About Children’s Fairytales

Your friendly neighborhood feminists—in a book I refuse to name—want to blame fairytales such as Cinderella for creating unrealistic expectations in American women. Why all the rancor, feminists, over not having a penis? Some of my ...

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Go Away Perez Hilton, and Take Your Purse With You

So you"€™re here and you"€™re queer. Get over it. You"€™ve made your point and shoved it down our throats repeatedly. Now, when are you going to grow up and shut up? I"€™ve had just about all I can take of the gay community's ...


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