Immodest Proposals

Just as you were thinking that human folly could go no further, an academic somewhere steps forward to propose something even more outré. Not long ago, for example, a professor ...

Horror Shebang

This Drag Show Is Literally Retarded

If you get any kind of pleasure from watching bearded, wig-wearing Mongolian Idiots in leather jumpsuits with their faces caked in makeup twerking their flabby asses to the ...

Virtue-Signaling Yourself to Death

At some point in the early morning hours of Saturday, April 14, gay civil-rights lawyer David Buckel’s life went up in a little gay puff of smoke. As some sort of ill-conceived ...

Sum Ting Wong

According to CBS"€™ L.A. affiliates, neighbors of Muslim mass murderers Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik noticed some very suspicious things going on at the couple's apartment in ...

Trans Fixed

In the article that shut down my life, "€œTransphobia Is Perfectly Natural,"€ I likened sex-change surgery to self-mutilation. As the mob chased me through the village with ...

Bruce Jenner

If You Can”€™t Beat “€™Em…

So I guess I finally have to write about Bruce Jenner. Tellingly, when I first typed that sentence, instead of "€œBruce,"€ I wrote "€œKris."€ That's the name of ...

The Illusion of Government

In a paroxysm of patriotic musing, I reflected that Washington is an insular, incestuous, inward-looking city, chiefly interested in itself, so politically inbred as to be in ...

Air, Trees, Water, and Murderous Animals

Charles Manson’s 25-year-old girlfriend Star says they’re getting married, but the aging criminal ringleader scoffs at the idea. Isn’t that just like a man? In ...

The Fairy Skeleton of the Chilean Desert

Amid the din of social, political, and terroristic unrest that takes up so much of the major media’s (and the Internet’s) time, there occasionally surfaces a story of ...

Calling All American Nazis (Is This Mic On?)

“Black church rightful owner of KKK store,” read the AP headline on Tuesday. Headlines like this excite me because I love freaks. I don’t care if they’re black ...

Juggalo Holocaust Denial

What was it Orwell allegedly said? “People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because men in suits are ready to put teenagers in clown makeup on the government’s ...

May 2011: The Month in Bad Parenting

As May draws to a close, we’d like to set a good example by making public examples of parents who’ve made bad examples of themselves this past month. All right, let’s ...

Planks, But No Planks: The Fatal Idiocy of “Planking”

On the off chance that you lead a remotely fulfilling life and were busy working, studying, or having sex—even alone—on Wednesday, you may have missed the “First Annual ...

Israel Jumps the Shark

Have Israel and its supporters gone over the edge? As Israel defies the US on settlement policies and its continuing mistreatment of the Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza, a ...

The Wrath of North Korea

Should we still have 30,000 troops in North Korea, 50 years after that war ended? Given that the quickest way to gain international respect is to acquire nuclear weapons, do we ...

Thoroughly Modern Marxism

Not too long ago, Christopher Hitchens was busying himself justifying George W. Bush, the neocons, and the Iraq war"€”er, "€œliberation"€"€”on avowedly Marxian grounds. ...


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