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Immodest Proposals

Just as you were thinking that human folly could go no further, an academic somewhere steps forward to propose something even more outré. Not long ago, for example, a professor in Cambridge proposed that the voting age be lowered to ...

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This Drag Show Is Literally Retarded

If you get any kind of pleasure from watching bearded, wig-wearing Mongolian Idiots in leather jumpsuits with their faces caked in makeup twerking their flabby asses to the delight of bar crowds who are not mentally impaired but may ...

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Virtue-Signaling Yourself to Death

At some point in the early morning hours of Saturday, April 14, gay civil-rights lawyer David Buckel’s life went up in a little gay puff of smoke. As some sort of ill-conceived protest against global warming, the 60-year-old ...

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Sum Ting Wong

According to CBS"€™ L.A. affiliates, neighbors of Muslim mass murderers Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik noticed some very suspicious things going on at the couple's apartment in the days and weeks leading to the horrific massacre that ...

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Trans Fixed

In the article that shut down my life, "€œTransphobia Is Perfectly Natural,"€ I likened sex-change surgery to self-mutilation. As the mob chased me through the village with their torches, I yelled back, "€œThey have BIID!"€ ...

Bruce Jenner

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If You Can”€™t Beat “€™Em…

So I guess I finally have to write about Bruce Jenner. Tellingly, when I first typed that sentence, instead of "€œBruce,"€ I wrote "€œKris."€ That's the name of Jenner's butch, bossy, occasionally estranged fame-hound wife, ...

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The Illusion of Government

In a paroxysm of patriotic musing, I reflected that Washington is an insular, incestuous, inward-looking city, chiefly interested in itself, so politically inbred as to be in danger of hemophilia, out of touch with reality, having ...

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Air, Trees, Water, and Murderous Animals

Charles Manson’s 25-year-old girlfriend Star says they’re getting married, but the aging criminal ringleader scoffs at the idea. Isn’t that just like a man? In the Rolling Stone interview that’s got everyone ...

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The Fairy Skeleton of the Chilean Desert

Amid the din of social, political, and terroristic unrest that takes up so much of the major media’s (and the Internet’s) time, there occasionally surfaces a story of cosmic importance. Earlier this year, one Dr. Steven ...

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Calling All American Nazis (Is This Mic On?)

“Black church rightful owner of KKK store,” read the AP headline on Tuesday. Headlines like this excite me because I love freaks. I don’t care if they’re black supremacists, lesbian separatists, or white-power Christians who ...

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Juggalo Holocaust Denial

What was it Orwell allegedly said? “People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because men in suits are ready to put teenagers in clown makeup on the government’s list of dangerous gangs”? Doesn’t quite have the same ...

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May 2011: The Month in Bad Parenting

As May draws to a close, we’d like to set a good example by making public examples of parents who’ve made bad examples of themselves this past month. All right, let’s clarify that and say they allegedly made bad examples of ...


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