Politics

A Sozzled Apprehension of Politics

I am seated in front of the Optiplex, drinking Padre Kino red and garnering insight. The g...

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12 Tips on Proper Bar Etiquette

In America, people do air travel like they"€™re going to a sleepover, bring kids to R-ra...

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The Folly of Resentment

There is one group of people whom it is morally permissible to hate, and of whom in these ...

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It’s Hard out Here for a Dudebro

When I was a kid, a “dude” was a cowboy who worked on a ranch and had an abidi...

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Fear of a Clown Planet

After all the progress we’ve made as a nation, it’s depressingly obvious that ...

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10 Secrets to Good Conversation

Last night, I dreamed I had been kidnapped by Chechen terrorists, whom I shot in the cock ...

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The Importance of Hatred

With all the deintellectualization, deindustrialization, and dehumanization in the news it...

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Johnny Buffalo McInnes

10 Misconceptions I Had About Parenting Before I Became a Parent

It's easy to be arrogant about parenting before you become a parent. Here are some insane ...

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Has Pot Become a Hard Drug?

More than half the country says they think pot should be legalized. This is due in part to...

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Humor Me

My theory concerning the nature and provenance of laughter is both recently conceived and ...

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Blame the Women

Women say they are sick of the impossibly high beauty standards men ruthlessly impose upon...

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10 Things I Hate About LA

If my kids turned out to be gay, I"€™d say, "€œOh great, there go my grandchildren"€...

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Christiane Amanpour

It’s So Funny, You Don”€™t Even Laugh

In the otherwise forgettable movie Betsy’s Wedding, the chichi event planner swoons ...

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When Atheists Are A+holes

Fifty percent of Americans think atheists are a pain in the ass. Only half as many dislike...