Joe Bob's America

So Now Amsterdam Hates Tourists? Fine.

NEW YORK—The goddamn foreigners are trampling the tulips in Bollenstreek. Yes, that...

Joe Bob's America

Stop Lying and Eat Your Salad

HOUSTON—If it doesn’t come from an animal—or, I guess, if you wanna get technical an...

Joe Bob's America

Is There a Vaccine for Vaccine-Haters?

NASHVILLE—If you go to Trenton, the capital of New Jersey, and you look around the stree...

Joe Bob's America

No Thanks, I’ll Skip the Asian Raccoon Feces in My $75 Espresso

SYRACUSE, N.Y.—Over this past weekend there were exactly five places in Southern Califor...

Joe Bob's America

When You Can’t Hold Your Horses

DALLAS—Millions of two-dollar bettors became experts on the rules of horse racing over t...

Joe Bob's America

Samsung Sero

You, Too, Can Live Inside Your Phone

LONDON, Ontario—The great thing about living among Canadians for a few days is that they...

Joe Bob's America

Graceland, Memphis

Heartbreak Luxury Hotels

CHARLOTTE, N.C.—The lawyers and CPAs who run Elvis Presley Enterprises have been threate...

Joe Bob's America

Jack Ma

The Joe Bob Briggs 168-Hour Workweek

MADISON, Miss.—Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba, is a big believer in the twelve-hour workday...

Joe Bob's America

Take My Wives, Please

MILWAUKEE—There’s never been a better time to be a polygamist. All over Africa and ...

Joe Bob's America

Hudson Yards

See NYC! Admission Price $11!

NEW YORK—March 1, 2018, will go down as the day New York officially became a Museum City...

Politics

Forget the Mueller Report, I Want the Ames Report

NEW YORK—So after two years of Mueller Reporting, what we know is: (a) Everything wor...

Politics

Facebook Might Decide You’re a Hater

AUSTIN, Tex.—Austin is the only city in America where Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Co...

Politics

Poles Are for Penguins and Polar Bears

COLUMBUS, OH—Let’s talk about this word polarization. There’s no such thing. S...

Joe Bob's America

The Atheists Get Cross-Eyed

NEW YORK—Seven miles down the road from the Supreme Court—about a 15-minute taxi ride...