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Politics

This Guy Really Needs a Lawyer So Let’s Not Give Him One

Joe Bob Briggs

KANSAS CITY—If you asked any American in, say, 1963 what he thought of the right to lega...

Joe Bob's America

Baristas Are Slowly Going Insane

Joe Bob Briggs

JACKSONVILLE—First Starbucks had that incident in Philadelphia where two guys were arres...

Joe Bob's America

If You Don’t Shut Up, I’m Gonna Blockchain Your Ass

Joe Bob Briggs

PITTSBURGH—Guys, you’re probably wondering what you get for your five mil when you buy...

Joe Bob's America

Goddammit, Don, Too Soon. Too Soon.

Joe Bob Briggs

PHOENIX—The last time I saw Don Graham, we were talking about all the Canadian students ...

Joe Bob's America

My Byline Is Joe Bob By-God Briggs

Joe Bob Briggs

CHICAGO—We used to make fun of anybody who would be so arrogant as to put a byline on hi...

Joe Bob's America

I Could Have Been Such a Charming Serial Killer

Joe Bob Briggs

CLEVELAND—Back in my acting days, I always wanted to be cast as the boyfriend/husband/ch...

Joe Bob's America

So Now Amsterdam Hates Tourists? Fine.

Joe Bob Briggs

NEW YORK—The goddamn foreigners are trampling the tulips in Bollenstreek. Yes, that�...

Joe Bob's America

Stop Lying and Eat Your Salad

Joe Bob Briggs

HOUSTON—If it doesn’t come from an animal—or, I guess, if you wanna get technical an...

Joe Bob's America

Is There a Vaccine for Vaccine-Haters?

Joe Bob Briggs

NASHVILLE—If you go to Trenton, the capital of New Jersey, and you look around the stree...

Joe Bob's America

No Thanks, I’ll Skip the Asian Raccoon Feces in My $75 Espresso

Joe Bob Briggs

SYRACUSE, N.Y.—Over this past weekend there were exactly five places in Southern Califor...

Joe Bob's America

When You Can’t Hold Your Horses

Joe Bob Briggs

DALLAS—Millions of two-dollar bettors became experts on the rules of horse racing over t...

Joe Bob's America

My Pilot’s Nickname Is “Bottom Gun”

Joe Bob's America

I Knew a Guy Who Was LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ

Politics

Who Cut the Balls Off San Francisco?

Politics

This Guy Really Needs a Lawyer So Let’s Not Give Him One

Joe Bob's America

Baristas Are Slowly Going Insane

Joe Bob's America

If You Don’t Shut Up, I’m Gonna Blockchain Your Ass

Joe Bob's America

Goddammit, Don, Too Soon. Too Soon.

Joe Bob's America

My Byline Is Joe Bob By-God Briggs

Joe Bob's America

I Could Have Been Such a Charming Serial Killer

Joe Bob's America

So Now Amsterdam Hates Tourists? Fine.

Joe Bob's America

Stop Lying and Eat Your Salad

Joe Bob's America

Is There a Vaccine for Vaccine-Haters?

Joe Bob's America

No Thanks, I’ll Skip the Asian Raccoon Feces in My $75 Espresso

Joe Bob's America

When You Can’t Hold Your Horses

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