Joe Bob's America

The New Standard of Lifetime Detention Hall

DALLAS—The most amazing thing to me about the Kavanaugh Mess was the thousands of hours ...

Joe Bob's America

Okay, Coach, Then Don’t Feed Your Football Team

NEW YORK—The reason I stopped being a sportswriter was that I could no longer deal with ...

Joe Bob's America

The Supreme Yacht Club

NEW YORK—The problem with the Supreme Court is not any of the things being talked about ...

Joe Bob's America

Who Needs the Oscars?

LEXINGTON, Ky.—Two hundred years from now an anthropologist will go through the digital ...

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It’s 5 a.m. for Burt Reynolds

LITTLE ROCK, Ark.—If you party hard enough in Little Rock, you eventually end up at a co...

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Amateur Gossip Columnists Roaming Amongst Us

NEW YORK—So I’m riding the downtown E train somewhere between 34th and 4th when one of...

Joe Bob's America

Zero Tolerance for Zero Tolerance

NEW YORK—I have zero tolerance for anybody who keeps saying “zero tolerance.” You...

Joe Bob's America

500 Million Lazy Environmentalists

NEW YORK—Okay, since there are 500 million plastic straws used every day, we need to sto...

Joe Bob's America

Fly BDSM

CHARLOTTE, N.C.—For those of you who are new to BDSM, let me explain a few of the basics...

Joe Bob's America

The Fake “Fake News” T-Shirt Story Perpetrated by Fake News Fakers

NEW YORK—So I have to admit, I’m one of the people who would wear the “Fake News” ...

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Joseph-Siffred Duplessis portrait of Benjamin Franklin

Hundred-Dollar Bills Make Me Nervous

NEW YORK—So I’m standing behind a guy at the drugstore who says, “I’m sorry, I don...

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Probiotics: Here, Drink Some Gut Slime

NEW YORK—Is probiotic a real word or did somebody make that up just to be a smart-ass? I...

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Breaking the Internet

DALLAS—I started getting panicked messages around 8:30 Friday night. “Joe Bob, I can...

Joe Bob's America

The Loneliness of the Cord Cutter

DALLAS—There’s a theater in the little Greek town of Epidaurus that seats 14,000 peopl...