Joe Bob's America

You People Need to Get Nekkid

NEW YORK—Somebody finally found a decent explanation for why people under 30 are so gold...

Joe Bob's America

Gillette Can Kiss My Smooth Cheeks

NEW YORK—The Gillette Fusion5 ProShield is such an amazing razor that I’m willing to s...

Joe Bob's America

Dusky Gopher Frog

The Dusky Gopher Frog and Me

NEW YORK—Ever since his setback before the Supreme Court, I’ve been walking around New...

Joe Bob's America

Julie Adams

Julie Adams Made the World Safe for Teenage Monsters

DALLAS—Not long ago, at a little horror convention in New Jersey, I hosted interviews wi...

Joe Bob's America

Abraham Lincoln

The Covington Smile Is the Mona Lisa of 2019 America

DALLAS—Whoever took the photo of the Covington Catholic High School kid holding that pai...

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I Decide Who Gets Into College

NEW YORK—Okay, the easiest solution to this whole college admissions controversy is to s...

Joe Bob's America

Nina Stirs Things Up in Wisconsin

NEW YORK—Well, the neo-Puritans have struck again. A few weeks ago my old friend Nina...

Joe Bob's America

Herb Kelleher and the Flying Bus

NEW YORK—My only conversation with Herb Kelleher happened in the mid-’70s, before he...

Politics

Heather Nauert

How Can THAT WOMAN Know Anything?

NEW YORK—The journalists are furious. (For those of you just tuning in, I don’t def...

Politics

Closed? No Hurry. I’ll Come Back.

DALLAS—What if the country shut down and nobody gave a flip? Entering day 6 of “The...

Joe Bob's America

Free the Nunchucks!

KATY, Tex.—The most amazing thing about Federal Judge Pamela Chen’s ruling on Monday t...

Joe Bob's America

Run Run Rudolph

NEW YORK—Everyone’s talking about the article in the Huffington Post that has shown us...

Joe Bob's America

Which Part of This Performance Art Space Is the Actual Hotel Room?

MINNEAPOLIS—Do you ever walk into a hotel room in a strange city and get the feeling you...

Joe Bob's America

Suntory Hibiki

500 Years of Moonshine Might, You Know, Taste Better

PHILADELPHIA—Lately I’ve been performing in the state that went to war over whiskey—...