Politics

News Alert: The Russians Aren’t Stupid

TALLAHASSEE, Fla.—Let’s suppose young Boris and young Ivan are reporting to work on th...

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None of the Above

ORLANDO, Fla.—One of the funniest writers in the sports department where I started my ca...

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Going Pink

NEW YORK—There’s this moment in every production meeting—I don’t care if you’re ...

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The Big Myth About Dirty Jobs, Minimum Wage, and Illegal Immigration

NEW YORK—Wherever you stand on the Wetback Issue, you’re no longer allowed to say the ...

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“Despacito” for Gringos

NEW YORK—When the most popular music video in the world (3.8 billion views) is about the...

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Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders

Take a Knee

NEW YORK—I’ve decided to take a knee. There’s been too much police brutali— Wait a...

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Last of the Hippie Filmmakers

GREENVILLE, S.C.—Tobe Hooper passed away the same night Hurricane Harvey hit Texas, maki...

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The Hurricane Algorithm

NEW YORK—News executives love disasters. They get to act like Chuck Norris and Assemble ...

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Exit the President

NEW YORK"€”Stop saying dystopian. The next person who uses this word gets a Billy Jack ...

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“€˜New York Times”€™ Reveals: Men Like Sex!

NEW YORK"€”In 1943 the great Tex Avery created an animated cartoon character called, sim...

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American Airlines Is Messing With My Head

NEW YORK"€”I don"€™t care about being the first one to board the plane. In fact, I wa...

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Jackson Square, New Orleans

New Orleans Is Not New Orleans Anymore

CHARLESTON, S.C."€”The video of Robert E. Lee being taken off his pedestal"€”literally...

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Kendall Jenner

I Apologize for This Column in Advance

WASHINGTON"€”I would like to apologize in advance for not apologizing when people demand...

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Stop Fiddling With Your Goddamn Phone

NEW YORK"€”Stop fiddling with your phone. This is my theme today. I want you to consid...