Joe Bob's America

Stop Fiddling With Your Goddamn Phone

NEW YORK"€”Stop fiddling with your phone. This is my theme today. I want you to consid...

Joe Bob's America

Fremont Street, Las Vegas

Vegas Knows What to Do With a High Roller

PALM BEACH, Fla."€”Hunter S. Thompson used to mail me giant photos of objects being blow...

Joe Bob's America

Then Again, Maybe I”€™m a Black Man

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn."€”I"€™m loving all these Ancestry.com commercials where dim-witted ...

Joe Bob's America

Bikers in the White House

OMAHA, Neb."€”Several years back, two Hell's Angels showed up in Dallas to give me an aw...

Joe Bob's America

Strange Transmissions From Earth. Houston, Please Verify

TO: Shane Kimbrough, Commander, International Space Station FROM: Zeb Scoville, Flight Di...

Joe Bob's America

A Brief History of the Redneck

KANSAS CITY, Mo."€”Last week, when I outed myself as an Angry White Man, I got some of t...

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I Guess I”€™m an Angry White Man

JUPITER, Fla."€”The plastic remote on my Sunbeam Electric Heated Fleece Blanket went hay...

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I”€™m Fact-Checking Your Brain, Dude

NEW YORK"€”I"€™ve had battles with fact-checkers my whole life. I blame The New Yorke...

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Bernie Madoff

How to Think Trump

NEW YORK"€”I don"€™t wanna say Donald Trump has contempt for established rules, but he...

Joe Bob's America

Trump Gets as Serious as Texas

AMARILLO, Tex."€”Out on the western edge of town, right before you hit the empty prairie...

Joe Bob's America

How to Be a Billionaire

PALM BEACH, Fla."€”Now that President-elect Trump has promised to supercharge the econom...

Joe Bob's America

I Got Your Gluten Right Here, Pal

BURLINGTON, Vt."€”Okay, the next person who tells me he's gluten-free is gonna get kicke...

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Surrounded by Whiners

BERKELEY, Calif."€”Berkeley is, of course, the birthplace of the Free Speech Movement, a...

Joe Bob's America

The Ghoul Was Truly Cool

CHICAGO"€”The death of an actor, especially a character actor, is always a profound even...