The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Laborious, Inglorious, and Injurious Headlines PLAYING POKÉMON AT AUSCHWITZ Since its release on July 6, the addictive mobile phone game Pokémon Go has ...

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The Week's Most Accidental, Occidental, and Detrimental Headlines IS DONALD TRUMP A JEW-HATIN’, JEW-BAITIN’, ANTI-SEMITIC MONSTER? Last weekend when Americans were ...

Florida

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The Week's Sleaziest, Cheesiest, and Breeziest Headlines POST-BREXIT HATE EXPLOSION Just as the gentle and enlightened proponents of One World Government warned, England has ...

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The Week's Most Quixotic, Robotic, and Idiotic Headlines WORLD RECOILS IN SHOCK AND HORROR AS BRITAIN VOTES TO BECOME BRITISH AGAIN Because English voters are small-minded, ...

Pastor James David Manning

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The Week's Most Terse, Adverse, and Perverse Headlines HARLEM PASTOR BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM “FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL” Pastor James David Manning of Harlem’s ...

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Vile, Mercantile, and Senile Headlines ((((COMBATING ANTI-SEMITISM ONLINE))) The Anti-Defamation League is a wonderful and righteous organization that ...

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The Week's Most Sectarian, Contrarian, and Barbarian Headlines GORILLA LIVES MATTER America in 2016 is a place where male gorillas who are trapped living in urban areas can be ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Agitated, Denigrated, and Constipated Headlines CANADA PROPOSES IMPRISONMENT FOR ANTI-TRANNY "€œHATE SPEECH"€ Canada is a giant nation just north of the USA ...

Charles Curtis Wade

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The Week's Most Paranoid, Schizoid, and Negroid Headlines BLACK LIVES MATTER ORGANIZER CHARGED WITH PIMPING Black Lives Matter is undeniably the most important and inspirational ...

President Barack Obama

The Week That Perished

The Week's Weepiest, Sleepiest, and Creepiest Headlines BARACK OBAMA RUBS AMERICA's NOSE IN HIS BLACKNESS As the final months wane in the presidency of our transformational and ...

Ebony Dickens

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The Week's Most Ill-Bred, Misread, and Brain-Dead Headlines TRUMP WINS, GOP THROWS TANTRUM Last Tuesday in the Indiana primary, Donald Trump delivered what amounted to an ...

Donald Trump

The Week That Perished

The Week's Grumpiest, Frumpiest, and Trumpiest Headlines LA RAZA GREETS TRUMP IN CALIFORNIA Mexico is such a wonderful country, its residents are constantly fleeing it for the ...

Rick Ross

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The Week's Most Prophetic, Synthetic, and Prosthetic Headlines RAPPER's ANKLE MONITOR GOES OFF DURING WHITE HOUSE "€œMINORITY YOUTH EMPOWERMENT"€ PROGRAM With his ...

Shrek

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The Week's Dingiest, Stingiest, and Cringiest Headlines CANADIAN TRANNY SHRIEKS AT “SHREK” If you’re a young “transgender man” in Canada who’s ...

Merle Haggard

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The Week's Most Laggard, Staggered, and Haggard Headlines BILL CLINTON YELLS AT BLACK PEOPLE, ALMOST APOLOGIZES Cigar-loving former president and current domestic abuse survivor ...

Hillary Clinton

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The Week's Weakest, Bleakest, and Meekest Headlines THE SAN FRANCISCO DREADLOCK INCIDENT A sterling example of leftist auto-cannibalism comes to us this week from the Cesar ...


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